This New Clip of Lars von Trier's 'Nymphomaniac' is the Lars von Triersiest
If you’re like me, your nethers are still in horrific imaginary pain from watching Antichrist because Lars von Trier has committed himself to making only films featuring the unsexiest sex in the history of sex and ouch I thought about it again oh dear god my vagina ow.
So, here’s a new clip from Nymphomaniac. It’s NSFW unless you work at Shia’s LaBeef Shack of ManMeat. I hear they opened a new location in Akron! With a drive-thru!
He’s here. He’s von Trier. Get used to it.
Pajiba Love Express
Here's some Daveed Diggs for you. On Daveed Diggs' digs, actually. That man does things with clothes that should not make sense, but are absolutely perfect. (Go Fug Yourself)
Woody Allen has "so moved on" from his daughter's accusations and says he never even thinks about it. He equates her words about him to a bad review he won't read and comments on how wacky it is that Mia Farrow is his mother-in-law. He is the worst. (Celebitchy)
Not The Worst but still very gross: Leonardo DiCaprio and his
Here are 5 under-the-radar shows. I had never even heard of the first two. (Uproxx)