This New Clip of Lars von Trier's 'Nymphomaniac' is the Lars von Triersiest

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This New Clip of Lars von Trier's 'Nymphomaniac' is the Lars von Triersiest

By Courtney Enlow | Videos | November 1, 2013 | Comments ()


If you’re like me, your nethers are still in horrific imaginary pain from watching Antichrist because Lars von Trier has committed himself to making only films featuring the unsexiest sex in the history of sex and ouch I thought about it again oh dear god my vagina ow.

So, here’s a new clip from Nymphomaniac. It’s NSFW unless you work at Shia’s LaBeef Shack of ManMeat. I hear they opened a new location in Akron! With a drive-thru!

He’s here. He’s von Trier. Get used to it.

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  • Sara_Tonin00

    Never have the words "Coming Soon" on a trailer creeped me out so much.

  • Uriah_Creep

    I never saw Antichrist, so I just read the synopsis on Wikipedia. Not seeing it now seems like one of the best decisions of my life.

  • John G.


  • linnyloo

    Shia's hair/facial hair/face just is way too "greasy douchecanoe" for me to take him seriously. And his name is Shia.

  • Nicholas

    Hate me all you want but I just can't help but thinking, "yum".

  • linnyloo

    You can have that hot mess. I'll just be in the corner with Charlie Hunnam, thankyouverymuch.

  • manting

    who is the audience for this? Seriously who is going to pay 12 dollars to go see this?

  • Mz Black Widow

    this was my 2nd reaction. My first was a leetle bit of throw up in my mouth ...

  • Miss Laaw-yuhr

    I feel like that was shot as a public service announcement about avoiding sex with Shia LaBeouf.

  • e jerry powell

    Courtney, no. Catherine Breillat shoots sex that is WAY unsexier than Lars von Trier has ever thought about. And that's some damn unsexy.

  • I'd never seen Fat Girl so I read the wiki, and it's all pretty straight forward coming of age sexual drama and then all of the sudden in the last sentence an axe murderer happens. Breillet, you cray.

  • e jerry powell

    Fat Girl is brutal in its own way, yes. Breillat got an entirely separate film about filming just one scene from it. Taken as a whole, though, Breillat's films are downright disturbing.

  • BWeaves

    I tried watching that video, but it seems to be a crow with its eyes closed in a tunnel, during a blackout.

  • John W

    I can't watch it yet, so how many penises and clitorises get cut?

  • L.O.V.E.

    Where's the autobot vibrator?

  • Anna von Beav


    ...BRB, taking cellular telephone to ladies' room. THE ONE WITH THE LOCK.

  • bastich

    Never making that mistake again, eh?

  • Jezzer

    After that Sigur Ros video, I'm proud of TehBeef for having the self-awareness to accept a role that has "little organ" right in the title.

  • blackheart

    Well played, Jezzer.

  • Wrestling Fan

    I never thought it was possible to make hardcore sex pretentious, but Von Trier did it.

  • NynjaSquirrel

    Wow, I've seen some pretentious shite in my time, but this... this takes the Festering Golden Pile.

  • prince_of_montagu

    I had phantom labia pains after watching that scene in Antichrist.

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