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This New Clip of Lars von Trier's 'Nymphomaniac' is the Lars von Triersiest

By Courtney Enlow | Videos | November 1, 2013 | Comments ()


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If you’re like me, your nethers are still in horrific imaginary pain from watching Antichrist because Lars von Trier has committed himself to making only films featuring the unsexiest sex in the history of sex and ouch I thought about it again oh dear god my vagina ow.

So, here’s a new clip from Nymphomaniac. It’s NSFW unless you work at Shia’s LaBeef Shack of ManMeat. I hear they opened a new location in Akron! With a drive-thru!

He’s here. He’s von Trier. Get used to it.

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