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This Is Exactly What I Predict You'll Look Like When You Listen To This Face-Meltingly Awesome Ron Swanson Rap

By Joanna Robinson | Posted Under Videos | Comments (48)

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Seriously. Try to keep a straight face. Try not to weave around like you’re cracked out on Snake Juice. I dare you.

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That is the most amazing thing I have ever heard.

Posted by: Reina at January 26, 2012 4:06 AM

Whats going on in America at the moment? Seems a bunch of comedies are having a week off this week. What is it, sports or something?
Strung out Brit over here.

Posted by: Renton at January 26, 2012 6:26 AM

GIVE ME ALL THE BACON AND EGGS YOU HAVE!

Goddamn brilliant.

Posted by: Hayden Tompkins at January 26, 2012 7:18 AM

Also, in my head, it was Jean Ralphio and Tom Haverford throwing this down.

Posted by: Hayden Tompkins at January 26, 2012 7:21 AM

Yes. Oh, oh yes.

Posted by: vdub at January 26, 2012 10:23 AM

Fuck it, I'm out! No one is funny anymore. I don't mean "these days", I mean I don't find people funny anymore. God damn bacon and shit. I like bacon. Everyone likes bacon. But the time for bacon being a punchline is over. You're fucking lazy. You know what this kind of shit leads to? It leads to my co-worker printing out the "Ron Swanson Pyramid Of Greatness" and taping it up on the wall with a look on his face that says "Hey, look! I'm a funny person!". No, you're not. You're repeating lazy jokes from a lazy show. "Hey, let's have Aziz Ansari come up with some funny names for common food-related items and then just say them into fucking camera on our played-out faux-reality show show! Comedy gold!". Then them shits is balls-deep in Trader Joe's a few months down the line. Haha! We are all the snake and we're eating our own tail and it's full of shit.

Fuck bacon.

Fuck "Ron Swanson".

Fuck your kids.

Fuck your wife, and fuck your family, too.

Haha, see!? I just made a reference to a joke! I'm funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: pissant at January 26, 2012 10:26 AM

That's exactly how I'll look if the Giants beat the Patriots.

Posted by: John W at January 26, 2012 10:26 AM

Pissant, if you're going to be selfish and have a tantrum at the party then you can just go straight to your room and take a nap. Is that what you want? To go take a nap?

I'm quite through validating these outbursts, young man.

Posted by: Eblis O' at January 26, 2012 1:55 PM

I bet pissant doesn't like Parfaits, either.

Posted by: =DocDoom= at January 26, 2012 2:15 PM

A bacon parfait?

Posted by: Jelinas at January 26, 2012 2:17 PM

I would just like to share with you what I see now when I try to look at anything cool. It used to simply be blank. Now, apparently, it is important to make me feel like a naughty child when I trespass anywhere deemed "inappropriate" on the interwebs while at work. Fuck you a lot, pal.

Access Denied
You have attempted to access the following web page:
http://www.youtube.com/embed/6C6g5Q4h108

Access has been blocked because:
Prohibited by URL database (Streaming Media & Media Downloads)

Management have deemed that access to this web page is inappropriate at this time. Please contact your supervisor if you feel that this is incorrect.

I would LIKE to take this to my manager and explain how I need to see Ron Swanson rap or whatever the hell this is but I don't think I will find a lot of sympathy. Namely because this seems to have less to do with "Management" and more to do with "IT" because my manager was also grumbling about the new restrictions earlier this week.

Posted by: TylerDFC at January 26, 2012 3:00 PM

I would LIKE to take this to my manager and explain how I need to see Ron Swanson rap or whatever the hell this is but I don't think I will find a lot of sympathy.

You aren't missing anything. Just put some Ron Swanson sound bites over a shitty song. You'll get roughly the same effect.

Now, if everyone will excuse me, I have to catch up on my lolcats. Now, that's real comedy!

Posted by: pissant at January 26, 2012 3:25 PM

Yup grinding into my couch, right into my couch.

Posted by: Nieve 'The Threadkiller Queen' at January 26, 2012 6:19 PM

That's how I'll look when the Patriots beat the Giants

Posted by: kirbyjay at January 27, 2012 10:07 AM

I couldn't agree with you more!

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Between me and my husband we've owned more MP3 players over the years than I can count, including Sansas, iRivers, iPods (classic & touch), the Ibiza Rhapsody, etc. But, the last few years I've settled down to one line of players. Why? Because I was happy to discover how well-designed and fun to use the underappreciated (and widely mocked) Zunes are.

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