This Chanel No. 5 Ad Is the Most Uncool Cool Thing Brad Pitt Has Ever Done
I don't mind that super popular A-list celebrities earn a little extra scratch making commercials. In fact, I even admire the reasons that George Clooney has stated for making overseas coffee commercials (they allow him the freedom to make modestly budgeted movies while still affording his Italia villa), but at least Clooney makes cool commercials. I have no doubt that most of the proceeds from Brad Pitt's Chanel No. 5 spot (directed by Joe Wright) will end up saving some third-world village, but dude: DUDE. This spot is ridiculously lame, horribly vacuous, and incredibly uncool.
The dead eyes aren't helping, bro.
Gotta say, though, it's still 92% less embarrassing than watching Gwyeth Paltrow and Cameron Diaz attempt to rap.
Pajiba Love Express
Here's some Daveed Diggs for you. On Daveed Diggs' digs, actually. That man does things with clothes that should not make sense, but are absolutely perfect. (Go Fug Yourself)
Woody Allen has "so moved on" from his daughter's accusations and says he never even thinks about it. He equates her words about him to a bad review he won't read and comments on how wacky it is that Mia Farrow is his mother-in-law. He is the worst. (Celebitchy)
Not The Worst but still very gross: Leonardo DiCaprio and his
Here are 5 under-the-radar shows. I had never even heard of the first two. (Uproxx)