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The Sexiest Men Alive Have Something to Say and it's Terrible

By Courtney Enlow | Videos | November 22, 2013 | Comments ()


This video is sexually confusing.

I think I’ll need another one with them saying “cloister” or “smelly” to really understand if awful words can sound not awful. Ew but don’t make that video I’m already gagging.

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  • Robert Sanchez III

    I have no idea why moist is so disgusting to women, and in my experience it is only women who have a problem with it. Someone explain if you can please.

  • Jiffylush

    In my experience they find it most offensive when you pair it with panties.

    I know this from having a lot of friends that are girls, not from saying things like moist panties to women.

  • Reginald

    Who's the weird looking ginger and how was he voted as one of the sexiest men?

  • Jiffylush

    Seriously, maybe someone called in that day?

  • Jim

    I'll just leave this here.

  • pthalio

    Matt Leblanc saying "chicken" and making the 'how you doin'' face made my day

  • SVR

    I'm convinced Hiddles could make anything sound sexy.

  • SVR

    What the fuck is wrong with me? I swear to god, I typed that completely seriously and without a second thought. Hiddles? This is what my life has come to -- using internet pet names to describe I dude I'll never meet? I am a grown-ass woman not a 16 year old fangirl.

    And yet I'm still totally convinced he could make "chicken" sound sexy.

  • grr arrgh

    Confession:I do the same thing AND tend to call Benedict Cumberbatch "Cumbermuffin". You're not alone.

  • Lauren_Lauren

    "Moist" is good, okay? MOIST GOOD. It's a perfect cake. It's what you aspire to in roasted poultry. It defines the middle of a brownie. It's essential for kissing. All these things would suck without the moist. Don't hate the moist.

  • Sirilicious

    I will forthwith log out of disqus so i can upvote you again.

  • Sirilicious

    Oh god, that was more dificult and scary than i imagined. But i finally did manage to upvote you once more as a guest, so the hardship was worth it!

    ^^ but in a non gross way

  • Lauren_Lauren

    Wait, you actually did that? Ha!

  • Sirilicious

    Fans of the moist unite!
    It's tipical though, people will gladly partake of the moist, they just are loathe to hear or read the word.


  • PerpetualIntern

    Helloooo there, Scott Foley.

  • Reminds me of the friends episode when Joey was trying to prove he could make anything sound sexy and he had to say "Grandma's Chicken Salad" which is pretty ironic considering they have LeBlanc up there.

  • carrie
  • BlackRabbit

    Uh oh, raccoons can downvote?

  • Nunchucko

    This is EXCELLENT! Thank you for sharing, now I have to wipe off my desk after coffee escaped my mouth in a burst of mirth and wonderment.

  • Samantha Klein

    I tried to watch this, and first of all I wasn't crazy about any of the guys, but mostly NOTHING CAN MAKE THAT WORD SOUND BETTER.

  • JenVegas

    I still don't like the word moist but I think Ian Somerhalder won both of those rounds. Why is his voice so sexy?

  • Maguita NYC

    I was surprised too, he sounds different on TVD. Maybe that's his bedroom voice...

  • JenVegas

    In that case, I cordially invite Ian to my bedroom to say the word Chicken over and over and over again.

  • Maguita NYC
  • PerpetualIntern

    God help us if he starts getting even more sexy.

  • Maguita NYC

    Then you only need remember his graduating pic from the John-Black School of Smize.

  • jennp421


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