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Vin Diesel Mixes It Up, Appears Slow And Only Slightly Perturbed: 'The Last Witch Hunter' Trailer

By Emily Chambers | Videos | April 30, 2015 | Comments ()

By Emily Chambers | Videos | April 30, 2015 |


Maybe it’s because I’ve been rewatching all of the season 5 episodes or it might be that I’ve read every recap I can get my hands on, but is anyone else getting a real Game of Thrones vibes from this trailer?

Burning sword? Check. Far off magical tree? Check. Bushy- bearded guy? Check Ygritte?

*sobbing gif*

Check.

Usually I can’t keep track of Vin Diesel movies because I only register them as varying iterations of “explosion! explosion! one- liner! car chase!” But this one caught my eye for very two important reasons:

1.) Michael Caine. Not only would I let him get away with anything, but I will watch almost any piece of garbage he wants to put out. Is he talking in that movie? Then please take my money.

2.) The brief glimpse of Elijah Wood. Wood should always and only play bad guys. I have no idea if that’s the case in this movie, but the mere possibility of Wood as a bad guy priest is enough that I’m interested.

Of course if they really wanted to lock down my ticket they’d have included a different Game of Thrones ginger, but I’m still willing to let it slide.



Emily Chambers is a Staff Contributor for Pajiba. You can follow her retweeting other people on Twitter.


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