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That Boy is Sharp as a Bowling Ball

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I had planned to write a completely mindblowing column that would change your miserable, little lives forever. But I have to write three stories on venous thromboembolism in preparation for a dreadfully dull conference this weekend, so instead you get nearly seven minutes of Foghorn Leghorn.

Your mind? Effin blown.

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Comments

What?!

Posted by: Vince Noir at December 2, 2010 8:09 PM

"No, Dreamboat...Tugboat, that is."

What does that even mean? Does Foghorn even know what he is saying? (Answer: clearly, no.) Is it a compliment or an insult? I could seeing it breaking either way.

Tugboat as in she's something you think about during a little rub-n-tug (compliment, obviously...I guess) or something derogatory involving pushing all the bigger and better boats in the harbor (which is simply fraught negative & insulting sexual innuendo.)

Either way, that's pretty heavy for a kid's cartoon. (That's what she said!) See? now I'm not making any sense.

Posted by: Vonnegut Slut at December 2, 2010 8:15 PM

'the fuck kinda job do you have???


I love Foghorn Leghorn.

Posted by: Jay at December 2, 2010 8:17 PM

Plus "it's a JOKE, son!" informs my life as much as Yoda's teachings.

I'm kidding, and I'm luminous and full of belief. That's all you need to know about me.

Posted by: Jay at December 2, 2010 8:21 PM

No joke, my dad sounds EXACTLY like this. Occasionally he does Yosemite Sam too.

Posted by: epperS at December 2, 2010 8:33 PM

Aaaaaaaah shut up!!!!

Posted by: greer at December 2, 2010 9:23 PM

when i was little, my dad got a bunch of chickens & i named a rooster Foghorn Leghorn. :) we had 2 other roosters, but i decided they couldn't have names because they were mean & chased me. lol

Posted by: catgrl333 at December 2, 2010 9:38 PM

I never noticed before, but he sounds like General Beauregard 3/4 of the time and Jimmy Cagney the other 1/4.

Posted by: sansho1 at December 2, 2010 9:58 PM

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaha

Posted by: rabbi at December 3, 2010 2:27 AM

Son, I say, son!

The day I got my first car, I went and bought two air fresheners for my rearview mirror: Yosemite Sam and Foghorn Leghorn. When I removed them to sell my car four years later, they actually smelled like a crusty old prospector and an old rooster enveloped in sticky resin. It was a victory for Love over Functionality.

Posted by: Kballs at December 3, 2010 8:03 AM

epperS sees his dad - I see my late Grandfather, who amongst his other Foghorn attributes, also had to always flicker the lights when he walked into a room.

Posted by: idiosynchronic at December 3, 2010 8:04 AM

I got my I say I got my bandages to keep me warm.

Posted by: , at December 3, 2010 11:16 AM

That video made me happier than a rooster in a hen house.

Posted by: Vee at December 3, 2010 12:16 PM

I always imagined Foghorn Leghorn is what Colonel Sanders sounded like when he talked.


Posted by: Some Guy at December 4, 2010 8:19 PM