By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Videos | Comments (17)
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Each Time You Like, Share, Tweet or Stumble a Pajiba Post, An Angel Does the Paul Rudd Dance
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Posted by: BierceAmbrose at April 19, 2011 9:39 AM
Hey Scarlett! THIS is how you do a black and white video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzJSbxjVVjk
Now go home and practice in the mirror.
Posted by: Kballs at April 19, 2011 9:41 AM
Yup. That totally did it for me.
Posted by: Exploding Head Syndrome at April 19, 2011 10:04 AM
seriously kballs? an emotionless face eating it's fingers?
Posted by: idleprimate at April 19, 2011 10:42 AM
*shakes head*
Now I just feel sorry for you, idleprimate.
Posted by: Kballs at April 19, 2011 10:49 AM
Wow that was painful. Couldn't she have simply given him a quick blowjob and be done with it
Posted by: Yesplease at April 19, 2011 11:12 AM
Kballs is right.
Kballs is always right.
Posted by: RobP at April 19, 2011 11:13 AM
We should hang out more, RobP. I value your opinions and think others underestimate your potential.
Posted by: Kballs at April 19, 2011 11:40 AM
My gosh, what range! It's a testimony to her dedication to the craft that she managed to cram so few expressions into such a long video.
And Allison's eye-seizures creep me out
Posted by: Protoguy at April 19, 2011 12:32 PM
Or would that be Eyepilepsy?
Posted by: Protoguy at April 19, 2011 12:34 PM
Haters gonna hate.
Posted by: commanderfunky at April 19, 2011 12:39 PM
Ladies' eyes tend to flutter like that when they're flickin' the bean. Since I enjoy that visual, I'd say her job is done here.
Posted by: Kballs at April 19, 2011 12:51 PM
I hate repeating myself, so just reference what I said in my earlier comment.
Posted by: RobP at April 19, 2011 1:38 PM
She may be dim, but she SHORE IS PURDY.
Posted by: fatback at April 19, 2011 2:23 PM
I actually thought that was kinda fun to watch. I'll show myself out.
Posted by: Groovy Violet at April 19, 2011 5:01 PM
Shame.
i prefer Johannson's Jiggly Bubbly Dim Blonde Lady to her Giggly Bubbly Dim Blonde Lady
Posted by: scott at April 19, 2011 5:39 PM
Back off, the lot of you - she's mine.
Posted by: Shane at April 20, 2011 4:29 AM
That may be her best work.