Sandra Bullock Raps Just Like Your Mom Would. If Your Mom Could Crack Walnuts With Her Thighs.
Like many of us, Sandra Bullock learned all the words to “Rapper’s Delight” when she was young in order to impress a boy. What, you didn’t do that? I tell you, the boys swoon right around the “ho-tel, mo-tel, Holiday Inn” bit. Sandy grudgingly showed off her lyrical prowess on Jonathan Ross’s show over the weekend. I say grudgingly, but I’m pretty sure they have to run all these bits by the guests. In fact, I’m pretty sure Sandy’s people called Ross’s people and told him to cue up The Sugarhill Gang. If the reluctance is an act, it’s too bad, because Sandy’s performance would have been much more fun if she had really gone for it. But the mom-ish rapping is pretty cute and there’s no arguing with them gams.
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Here's some Daveed Diggs for you. On Daveed Diggs' digs, actually. That man does things with clothes that should not make sense, but are absolutely perfect. (Go Fug Yourself)
Woody Allen has "so moved on" from his daughter's accusations and says he never even thinks about it. He equates her words about him to a bad review he won't read and comments on how wacky it is that Mia Farrow is his mother-in-law. He is the worst. (Celebitchy)
Not The Worst but still very gross: Leonardo DiCaprio and his
Here are 5 under-the-radar shows. I had never even heard of the first two. (Uproxx)