Sandra Bullock Raps Just Like Your Mom Would. If Your Mom Could Crack Walnuts With Her Thighs.

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Sandra Bullock Raps Just Like Your Mom Would. If Your Mom Could Crack Walnuts With Her Thighs.

By Joanna Robinson | Videos | October 14, 2013 | Comments ()

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Like many of us, Sandra Bullock learned all the words to “Rapper’s Delight” when she was young in order to impress a boy. What, you didn’t do that? I tell you, the boys swoon right around the “ho-tel, mo-tel, Holiday Inn” bit. Sandy grudgingly showed off her lyrical prowess on Jonathan Ross’s show over the weekend. I say grudgingly, but I’m pretty sure they have to run all these bits by the guests. In fact, I’m pretty sure Sandy’s people called Ross’s people and told him to cue up The Sugarhill Gang. If the reluctance is an act, it’s too bad, because Sandy’s performance would have been much more fun if she had really gone for it. But the mom-ish rapping is pretty cute and there’s no arguing with them gams.

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  • Olorin

    Watch Hanks watching Bullock while she's doing the rap. I wonder if he's admiring her musical skill or thinking "I'll be in my bunk...".

  • I have nothing substantial or witty to add; I'm just going to enjoy the thought of DEM LEGGS.


  • BlackRabbit

    Thanks for making me think about my mom's thighs. Err....what I meant to say was....Look! A flying turtle! *runs away*

  • Jim

    Please attach the clip of her and Tom Hanks playing "Chopsticks" on the giant floor piano from BIG. Her refusal to surrender her virtue, due to her skirt length, to play the final note is just adorable.

  • KV

    Was she wearing a skirt or a skort?

  • Jim

    It's hard to tell. When Tom did it alone, earlier in the ep, he admitted he had to keep his pants from falling off on that last note (as he did in the movie, apparently.) I'm thinking she had the same problem.

  • NynjaSquirrel
  • Jim

    Isn't she just adorable???

  • "I can do chopsticks in my heels." Said in a way that, well, just sort of ... I'll be in my bunk.

  • Brenton

    Maggie thought she was great.

  • ZizoAH

    Can we just stop for a minute, and talk about her legs?

  • bastich

    I would like to see a demonstration of her walnut-cracking thigh action please oh please homina homina

  • BWeaves

    Well, six inches of those legs are heels.

  • Michelle

    I assure you those legs looked fantastic in Gravity sans heels.

  • Fredo

    That's why I love long legs. Other parts surrender to gravity. Legs stay great for longer.

    And they go all the way up.

  • Joe Grunenwald

    Heh. "Gravity."

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