Prince William Attempts to Remain Dignified While Singing 'Living on a Prayer' With Jon Bon Jovi and Taylor Swift

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Prince William Attempts to Remain Dignified While Singing 'Living on a Prayer' With Jon Bon Jovi and Taylor Swift

By Dustin Rowles | Videos | November 27, 2013 | Comments ()

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Look Prince William: I understand that you’re royalty, and that you’re in line to be the next King of England, and that the position requires of you to look stately and dignified, but dude: It’s “Livin’ on a Prayer,” and I don’t give a sh*t who you are, when you’re standing on a stage with Bon Jovi singing that song, you’re living the dream. Loosen your bow-tie, son. Let that combover fly. Belt that sh*t out. The air-guitar overture was a nice touch, but I want to see you down on your back squeezing out sweet, sweet Richie Sambora squeals. MAKE THAT SIX STRING TALK. ACT LIKE YOU KNOW.

It is for charity, after all (the Centrepoint Charity, to be exact). And Taylor Swift? Maybe rein it in a little. I like the enthusiasm, but you look like someone’s grandmother trapped in a 22 year old’s body.

(via Vulture)

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  • Enarra

    I think she's being the Anne Hathaway to his James Franco.

  • Poor wee Taylor. I think she just wants to rock it out but the arrangement of the song doesn't allow for it, so instead she's resigned to doing her funny little dance. If I got to stand on stage with Jon Bon Jovi and belt out the high part of the chorus, I'd make a far bigger arse of myself. And oh, Prince William - clearly not a regular down his local karaoke.

  • Laura

    Taylor's trying too hard.

  • As someone who named her breasts Tommy and Gina at one point, I object to Taylor Swift wedding-dancing to any Bon Jovi song, ever, ever, EVER. MAKE IT GO AWAY.

  • HobokenGuy

    You named your breasts? Strange.

  • (Shrug) I never had goldfish.

  • HobokenGuy

    Well given the choice, I'd pass on the goldfish...

  • Fabius_Maximus

    I'd have pushed both Swift and Boingjovi off the stage.

  • Further proof that reality is more surreal than surrealism.

  • JustOP

    As an Englishman, this really tickled my fancy. I couldn't help but stupidly grin along as Prince William swayed to and fro with all the grace of an awkward teenage boy. Whilst not really interested in the royal family (save for all that delicious money they bring in), it's sorta nice to watch this typa thing.

  • bastich

    I'll take "Whitest Jam Session Ever" for $500, Alex.

  • They should have gone with "Wanted Dead or Alive" just for the Prince to belt out the Sambora part of "WAAAAANNNNTEEEEDDD!"

  • zeke_the_pig

    What with Taylor Swift standing right there you'd have thought that a more appropriate song would've been You Give Love A Bad Name.

  • You Give Love a Bad Album, maybe.

  • Or Bad Medicine

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