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Oh, Gawd! Yes, Sweetheart. Of Course! I'll Buy You ALL the Soap You Want

By Dustin Rowles | Videos | June 11, 2014 |

By Dustin Rowles | Videos | June 11, 2014 |


Stupid commercials, preying on the ninniest demographic: Dads. WE ARE WEAK. Leave us alone, damnit. It’s not fair. All we want to do is support our families with no appreciation and quietly wallow in our martyrdom, LIKE A REAL MAN, and these assholes come along and push our buttons and make us misty.

Go the hell, Dove. I hate you and your goddamn soap.

via Southworth



Dustin is the founder and co-owner of Pajiba. You may email him here or follow him on Twitter.



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