Obama Addresses Trump Announcement and Stephen Colbert Offers Donald Trump $1 Million To Let Him Dip His Balls in Trump's Mouth
He continued: "Nothing would make America happier to have something going into your mouth instead of coming out of it."
Jon Stewart took another approach, comparing Donald Trump to a gorilla eating its own sh*t (and Sarah Palin -- who said that President Obama was "shucking and jiving" on his position in Benghazi -- to a hippo spraying its own feces).
Meanwhile, on Leno last night, Obama addressed Trump's announcement. Obama said that it dates back to their days growing up in Kenya. "We had constant run-ins on the soccer field," Obama said. "He wasn't very good and resented it. When we finally moved to America, I thought it would be over."
If you're curios, President Obama also addressed Richard Mourdock's heinous comments about rape. "You know, I don't know how these guys come up with these ideas. Let me make a very simple proposition. Rape is rape. It is a crime, and so these various distinctions about rape don't make too much sense to me, don't make any sense to me. The second thing that underscores it though is this is exactly why you don't want a bunch of politicians, mostly males, making decisions about women's health care decisions."