Natalie Portman Cast In 'Thor' Because She's Impossibly Short
I love this clip from The Graham Norton show for several reasons. 1) Natalie Portman claims that she was cast in Thor because the juxtaposition between her and Chris Hemsworth’s physical stature made Thor look huge (the evidence demonstrated bears that out); 2) because Portman and Hemsworth are just as awkward and chemistry-free here as they are in Thor; 3) because Katy Perry, who is sitting on the guest couch along with Paul McCartney, looks positively bored because she is not being talked about in that moment, and 4) the not-so-subtle blow job gag Graham Norton made with the Thor action figures.
Pajiba Love Express
Here's some Daveed Diggs for you. On Daveed Diggs' digs, actually. That man does things with clothes that should not make sense, but are absolutely perfect. (Go Fug Yourself)
Woody Allen has "so moved on" from his daughter's accusations and says he never even thinks about it. He equates her words about him to a bad review he won't read and comments on how wacky it is that Mia Farrow is his mother-in-law. He is the worst. (Celebitchy)
Not The Worst but still very gross: Leonardo DiCaprio and his
Here are 5 under-the-radar shows. I had never even heard of the first two. (Uproxx)