By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Videos | Comments (19)
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Posted by: superasente at May 19, 2011 9:55 AM
[from hallway]
Cuz she ugly!
[footsteps running away]
Posted by: superasente at May 19, 2011 9:56 AM
The Allstate commercial was more fun than that clip.
Posted by: logan at May 19, 2011 10:14 AM
It's ironic that this person landed this role in this particular movie franchise because it looks like she transformed herself into a woman.
And why the hell is Shia so shiny? Does he sweat vegetable oil? Or KY? Scientists need to get on this, stat.
Posted by: Kballs at May 19, 2011 10:16 AM
A woman who provides her own lubrication?
Preposterous.
Posted by: AmbroseKalifornia at May 19, 2011 10:22 AM
Well maybe its a step towards not having to be traditionally / conventionally beautiful in order to be in a Hollywood film
just thin and well endowed and white and possibly willing to intimate you might get some of your friends to bang Michael Bay
the struggle continues
The photography really is the high def super budget version of the glowing blurry sheen all the super hot teen cast shows seem to have
its just a little ugly
Posted by: PyD at May 19, 2011 10:40 AM
What are you talking about, PyD? I only see in orange and blue.
As to the lady herself, I don't think she's unattractive, I just don't understand why they started shooting before she recovered from that bee sting. I guess you can't stop the machine.
(Also, Dustin, that's your best headline to date. Kudos.)
Posted by: RobP at May 19, 2011 10:46 AM
No robots, no interest.
Posted by: Chickaboom at May 19, 2011 11:19 AM
"sometimes she wouldn't go away. Sometimes that shark she looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a shark... she's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When she comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until she bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'."
Posted by: Fredo at May 19, 2011 11:49 AM
Finally, a message board that doesn't think this chick is hot. Well at least we know the casting couch is alive and kicking.
Posted by: junierizzle at May 19, 2011 2:15 PM
The young lady's acting chops are an insult to blow-up dolls everywhere.
Posted by: James S at May 19, 2011 2:35 PM
Do you imagine Lars saw her as so affectless?
Posted by: BierceAmbrose at May 19, 2011 3:51 PM
Just a little too late to be cast as a Fembot. And how angry is Bay? Is he going to write Megan Fox out with a particularly embarassing line? Is she going to just vanish? Will he say she left the Beef to be in a community theater production of Jonah Hex? Whatever he does I'm sure like all things Bay it will be classy.
Posted by: Mrcreosote at May 19, 2011 5:01 PM
Heels or not, she's taller than him.
And it looks like Shia really wants to blow his way to the top. Did the script say "Sam flirts with Patrick Dempsey awkwardly?"
And he looks like the shit that Don Draper's shit shit out.
Posted by: D-Day at May 19, 2011 5:28 PM
She did more acting in that one minute than Megan Fox did in the entire two previous movies.
And when she's not sticking her lips out an inch from her face in dull surprise, she's quite attractive.
Posted by: Shadowen at May 19, 2011 6:01 PM
Well at least now I can see why Fast and Furious became so popular- when all else fails look at the shiny cars! The best acting in that scene was done by the cars and the little old lady holding a clip board.
Posted by: Four Eyes at May 19, 2011 6:49 PM
You all are just jealous because she's bangin' Statham.
Posted by: greer at May 19, 2011 8:39 PM
@Shadowen - That's not "Dull Surprise", my friend. That's called "Sexface". See, she makes that face 'cause she thinks it's sexy, get it?
No, I've SEEN Alien From L.A. I know from my "Dull Surprise". But THAT?
"Sexface".
@Superasante - I don't think she THAT ugly, bro. C'mon.
Posted by: Green Lantern at May 19, 2011 9:07 PM
My first exposure to rosie huntingdon-whiteley (sp?) was on the cover of Wallpaper* magazine when she was about fifteen; it was an wonderful shot of her lounging in front of this modernist mansion. I never would have thought she'd be in this shitbucket...
Posted by: seed at May 20, 2011 4:40 AM
[looks around worriedly]
Are we...are we allowed to make comments about her looks?
No? No? Okay, okay. No biggie. Forget I even brought it up, okay?
[quickly leaves]