Kids At Coachella Lie About Digging Fake Bands, Jimmy Kimmel Again Proves He Is An Evil Genius
On the one hand, I kind of feel bad because this is far from the first time stupid young people have lied about shit just to feel cool. I'm fairly certain that I did it back when I cared about such things.
But on the other hand, if we can't laugh at the missteps of our youth, then what the hell's the point of getting older? And it's in that spirit that Jimmy Kimmel, bless his heart, sent a correspondent to Coachella, the giant three-day hipster/hippie fest where people listen to music, do a mess of drugs and don't bathe or make good choices. And that correspondent interviewed a bunch of goofy-ass kids (and a couple of adults, sadly) and peppered them with fake band names in an effort to get them to show that they're goofy-ass kids who'll lie about obscure bands in order to sound cool.
Which the kids did, in spades. Chances are, making up the band names was the best part -- as we already know, it's a favorite activity of ours 'round these parts.
So here you go. You'll wince a little, but it's worth it.
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Here's some Daveed Diggs for you. On Daveed Diggs' digs, actually. That man does things with clothes that should not make sense, but are absolutely perfect. (Go Fug Yourself)
Woody Allen has "so moved on" from his daughter's accusations and says he never even thinks about it. He equates her words about him to a bad review he won't read and comments on how wacky it is that Mia Farrow is his mother-in-law. He is the worst. (Celebitchy)
Not The Worst but still very gross: Leonardo DiCaprio and his
Here are 5 under-the-radar shows. I had never even heard of the first two. (Uproxx)