Joss Whedon Endorses Mitt Romney As the Right Candidate For Our Future Nightmare Zombie Wasteland

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Joss Whedon Endorses Mitt Romney As the Right Candidate For Our Future Nightmare Zombie Wasteland

By Dustin Rowles | Videos | October 28, 2012 | Comments ()

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If you can outrun the zombie apocalypse, then Mitt Romney is your man!

God, I love Joss Whedon.

(H/T JoRo)

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  • ,

    "Binders full of brains"

    Yeah, I like that as a slogan.

  • Salieri2

    "Hm. Spam has its own key."

  • Sirilicious

    Just stealthily go around grocery stores in your city and take off all the keys. People won't notice until the zombie apocalypse is here and then OH MY GOD YOU ARE KING OF SPAM. All the parkour people will flock to YOU instead.

  • A sign of maturity and perspective is to unapologetically do what you do best in service to a larger cause. It's what some don't get, notably Sean Penn, Angelina Jolie, etc. Even Ben Affleck, to a degree, though he's dialed it back and focused on directing for this purpose. Whedon has the maturity and perspective to do his thing.

  • If you can outrun the zombie apocalypse, then Mitt Romney is your man!
    Love it.

  • googergieger

    So apparently that Dunham character got in trouble for making an ad that compared losing your virginity to voting. But I mean to be fair, when it boils down to it. You do have to choose between an asshole or a pussy.

  • googergieger

    Know who is able to laugh at others and never laugh at themselves? Donald Trump. I'm a gay mexican liberal and am able to own up to the democrats are pussies stereotype, just like I'm sure you'll find some out there that are able to own up to the republicans are assholes stereotype.

    Seeing what happened with the republicans cock blocking Obama every chance they got and the democrats letting it happen, I'd say my hilarious observation was effin spot on.

    I guess what I'm trying to say is. Donald Trump really needs to get a fucking sense of humor.

  • littlealbatross

    All hail Joss. I love that man. Seriously- this is the best thing to come out of this election.

  • no one

    OMG! a hollywood director is for Obama? nowai...

  • Rooks

    I think the gist of this video is that a hollywood director is AGAINST Romney.... it's kinda different.

  • BWeaves

    Agreed. I always vote against candidates I definitely don't want in office, not for ones I do want in office. Sad really.

  • Fabius_Maximus

    Who doesn't?

  • Maguita NYC

    Most who don't talk to empty chairs actually vote for the right man, who is all-inclusive and is already perfectly fitted for the right chair.

  • lonolove

    "because that's how he sees poor people already!" HA!

    Oh, you.

  • Maguita NYC

    This! As if Whedon didn't have enough of my love already...

  • lonolove

    He's welcome to my love, money and first born child as far as I'm concerned.

  • Maguita NYC

    I'm still stuck on wanting to repopulate the earth, after the Apocalypse, with Mark Ruffalo... But Whedon can also have my money!

  • Long_Pig_Tailor

    Fuck it, I'm going to say what we are all thinking:

    This is better than The Avengers. The Avengers was already damn good, but this Blows it. Out of. THE WATER.

  • Long_Pig_Tailor

    Unexpected severity of downvotes. Huh.

  • NynjaSquirrel

    Must be the Zomneys following the herd? (or maybe cos this didn't have ScarJo in something clingy.)

  • Long_Pig_Tailor

    It did lack ScarJo in something clingy, which isn't ideal, but I feel the writing makes up for it.

  • Ed

    That does it, I'm voting for Romney! Future Zombie Wasteland, here we come!

  • Jeremy Carrier

    At first, I was thinking, "oh boy, liberal celebrity and geek god doesn't like Romney, I bet the tumblrverse will be all over this shit." Then I actually saw it.

    "Anyone who can ... run ... fight ... make explosives out household objects or especially do parkour of any kind ... you'll want to stick with them. Unless they read Ayn Rand.

    Look ... I don't pretend to see the future. No one knows for sure if they'll be the super fast 28 days later zombies, or the old school shambling kind ... but they'll be out there and they'll need brains"


  • Jezzer

    I thought "Avoid people who read Ayn Rand" was a given.

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