Jon Stewart Apologizes for Calling the GOP 'Taint-Sniff McGillicutties'; What He Meant Was 'Self-Righteous Orwellian Zebra Queefs'
If there’s one good thing to come out of the government shutdown, it’s that Jon Stewart is back on his rage horse, calling Republicans fart knockers and bald-eagle fellators, and then calling them out for their role in the Government shutdown. Last night, he apologized for all the derogatory phrases he’s lobbed at Republicans because, as he says, he’s been way too easy on the G.O.P.
Stewart then went into full-on ballistic mode at the Republicans for trying to photo-op their way out of the government shut-down catastrophe. “I can’t tell if these guys are dumb, or think we are.” The first clip is for context, but he really gets going in the second.
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