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Jon Stewart Apologizes for Calling the GOP 'Taint-Sniff McGillicutties'; What He Meant Was 'Self-Righteous Orwellian Zebra Queefs'

By Dustin Rowles | Videos | October 3, 2013 | Comments ()

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If there’s one good thing to come out of the government shutdown, it’s that Jon Stewart is back on his rage horse, calling Republicans fart knockers and bald-eagle fellators, and then calling them out for their role in the Government shutdown. Last night, he apologized for all the derogatory phrases he’s lobbed at Republicans because, as he says, he’s been way too easy on the G.O.P.

Stewart then went into full-on ballistic mode at the Republicans for trying to photo-op their way out of the government shut-down catastrophe. “I can’t tell if these guys are dumb, or think we are.” The first clip is for context, but he really gets going in the second.

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  • George

    Zebra Queefs are sweet compared to this shit.

  • lowercase_see

    Jon Stewart, folks. Because if we didn't laugh, we'd cry.

  • Naye

    Sadly, I do want to cry. I couldn't even look at the sunrise this morning. I've started wondering what it looks like in another country.

  • e jerry powell

    I'm going to stow away in Tony Bourdain's ear canal and hop off somewhere in Asia or something.

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