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It's About To Get Meat Up In This Biznatch

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You think you can cook? You ain’t doin’ SHIT.

You gotta put your heart, your soul, your very essence into your food. You gotta … YOU GOTTA BUTTER A PAN WITH YO’ FACE, BITCH.

Jason Harris has never buttered a pan with his face, but he does believe the best baking is done in the nude.









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you are an ass, tricking us into thinking there was a muppet post. shame on you.

Posted by: idleprimate at January 26, 2011 8:29 PM

Jason Harris has never buttered a pan with his face...

Which is odd considering that he does rock a butterface.

Posted by: admin at January 26, 2011 8:47 PM

... but he does believe the best baking is done in the nude.

Stir-frying in the nude, however, not so good.

Posted by: BierceAmbrose at January 26, 2011 9:07 PM

Mmm, nude baking. Only makes the muffins taste better.

Posted by: Julie at January 26, 2011 9:32 PM

Stir-frying in the nude, however, not so good.

To say nothing of deep-frying...

Oops. Did I say that out loud?
I must still be living in the South.

Posted by: Jerry at January 26, 2011 9:32 PM

Also, one can eat bacon in the nude, but one should never make bacon in the nude.

Not that I know from experience or anything...

Posted by: Tammy at January 26, 2011 9:35 PM

"Dinner is served, bitches!"

This is how we say grace at my house too.

Posted by: greer at January 26, 2011 9:42 PM

It's adorable how hard they're trying to be epicmealtime.

Posted by: TheMaskedEmu at January 26, 2011 9:47 PM

@Tammy said

Also, one can eat bacon in the nude, but one should never make bacon in the nude.

Well, that sent me to a very Color of Night place for a minute. Never has a steak looked quite so good. It's the garnish, so to speak.

Now I'm thinking of "foods better consumed naked."

Um, I need to go now.

Posted by: BierceAmbrose at January 26, 2011 10:20 PM

"Dinner is served, bitches!"

This is how we say grace at my house too.

Posted by: greer at January 26, 2011 9:42 PM
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Here it's either:

Good bread, good meat, good God, let's eat.

Or:

Father, son Holy Ghost,
Who eats the fastest gets the most.

Posted by: , at January 26, 2011 11:22 PM

We had campout grace as well, including my favorite:

Rub a dub dub
Thanks for the grub
YAAAAAAAY, God!


Posted by: Lurker #9 at January 27, 2011 12:39 AM

one, two, three, bon appetit!

Posted by: dugs at January 27, 2011 5:13 AM

"We thank the Lord for all we're gettin'
If there'd been more grub there'd be more ettin'.

Posted by: The Wanderer at January 27, 2011 5:23 AM

oh admin, so witty!

Posted by: general rhubarb at January 27, 2011 7:15 AM

Did anyone watch further to the spaghetti clip? Ground beef, ketchup and milk = spaghetti sauce. Genious.
I must admit I like hearing the names of ingredients in Swenglish. Makes everything sound oh so exotic. And I will try that meatball recipe.

Posted by: latvianlady at January 27, 2011 7:40 AM

*genius (goddamn non-phonetic language...)

Posted by: latvianlady at January 27, 2011 7:42 AM

Måltiden är serverad hyndor!

Posted by: UncleKaiser at January 27, 2011 7:59 AM

Also, one can eat bacon in the nude, but one should never make bacon in the nude.

You can so make bacon in the nude, as long as you are doing it in the oven. Making bacon in the oven, I mean. Oh crap it all sounds dirty now. Dirty and hot.

Posted by: pickled tink at January 27, 2011 9:33 AM

Makes me think of Sippan the Swede. I like the editing.

Posted by: Lucas at January 27, 2011 9:46 AM

"Mmm, nude baking. Only makes the muffins taste better."
Posted by: Juli

The special ingredient is love...and pubes.

Posted by: Groundloop at January 27, 2011 10:29 AM

"Dinner is served, bitches!"

This is how we say grace at my house too.

Posted by: greer at January 26, 2011 9:42 PM

That's the first thing I say when a subtle touch leads to an intimate moment. Like the Cialis commercial. But there's no old guy or dickhard pills.

Posted by: PissBoy at January 27, 2011 10:46 AM

Coincidentally I saw a clip from a Swedish comedy where the guy makes angry salad. What's up with Sweden?

The movie is called Farsan. Google "macho salad".

Posted by: Brenton at January 28, 2011 7:56 AM