It's About To Get Meat Up In This Biznatch
You think you can cook? You ain't doin' SHIT.
You gotta put your heart, your soul, your very essence into your food. You gotta . . . YOU GOTTA BUTTER A PAN WITH YO' FACE, BITCH.
Jason Harris has never buttered a pan with his face, but he does believe the best baking is done in the nude.