Is a Theon Greyjoy/Dick in a Box Mashup Really Necessary? The Internet Thinks So
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Is a Theon Greyjoy/Dick in a Box Mashup Really Necessary? The Internet Thinks So

By Dustin Rowles | Videos | June 11, 2013 | Comments ()


How do you make one of the more squeamish, disgusting, and gratuitous subplots in this year's "Game of Thrones" even MORE unnecessary? How about a "Saturday Night Live" novelty song?

Oh, Internet. You shouldn't have. No. Really. You shouldn't have.

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  • Scorptilicus

    The Ramsay shots at the end made it. Nice finish.

  • ferryman

    "What's in the box?!"

  • $27019454

    I am appalled at myself for even clicking on this story. As squinchy and disturbed as I am by Theon's storyline, and as much as it stays with me for days after watching an episode (to say nothing of when I read the books...oy), I have no excuse for myself. I hate me.

  • competitivenonfiction

    Same here. I used to rush through his chapters and they always made me feel nauseous. Ugh. I hate Theon's story. And yet, I clicked.

  • Jezzer

    Oh, Internet. How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.

  • Dragonchild

    34. . .

  • foca9

    And that's why you always leave a note.

  • annie

    Let's blame Ramsey Snow himself:

  • Sara_Tonin00

    Oh, they so should have. Hilarious. I'm still waiting for the GoT mashup I *don't* enjoy.

  • L.O.V.E.

    Now we just need the obligatory Seven/GoT mashup of "What's in the box?"

  • Sara_Tonin00


    People are working on it as we speak.

  • TherecanbeonlyoneAdmin

    At least they didn't go into detailed instruction on how to make this particular version of trouser snake in a cubical. Yet.

  • koko temur

    Well. This is what internet is all about. Im just glad there is no grumpy cat there.

  • Bananaranma


  • koko temur

    Why do you want to crush my spirit?

  • Dragonchild

    We can't tell you yet. We'll just have you endure hours of this, not knowing why or even who's behind it all, until you're begging for death, and even then the anguish will not end. Any attempts to find out how we are will be quickly moderated to avoid spoilers. . . until the right time, of course.

    / This is so totally not a metaphor for. . .something.

  • AudioSuede

    Best mashup of unspeakable grotesquery and comedy rap since Justin Bieber was in that one Digital Short.

  • JJ

    And that's the way you eunuch.

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