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In the Single Greatest Act of Reality TV Pandering Ever, Carlton Does the Carlton

By Vivian Kane | Videos | October 6, 2014 | Comments ()

By Vivian Kane | Videos | October 6, 2014 |



I know absolutely nothing about Dancing With the Stars (that’s not true, I’m selling myself short— I know people dance. With stars), but I do know that it was the single greatest thing on television tonight. (Suck it, Gotham.)

Apparently, the entire season, people have been begging Alfonso Ribeiro (AKA The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air’s Carlton) to give them what they want. And what they want is The Carlton.
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Tonight he finally sated his thunderous hordes of fans and gave us the most brilliant moment in television history. There’s Tom Jones. There’s a bowtie. And he f*cking NAILS The Carlton.

Cancel all television from here on out. We’re done. It can’t get better than this. Just burn it to the ground.


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