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In An Alternate Universe, Michael Bay Is A Realtor

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I had planned to post a series of videos of different versions of “Danny Boy” and Lucky Charms commercials in recognition of our Irish cousins and their drunken and/or magical ways. And it was impossible not to post this video of the Leprechaun Brothers with the greatest rendition of “Danny Boy” ever recorded.

Heartbreaking, right? What could top that beautiful song-smithing on the holiest day of the Irish calendar?

Explosions, implied lesbianism, bondage and commandos.

My God. It’s like someone filmed every fantasy I ever had at 13. And 30. I suppose you have to do whatever you can to move an absurdly expensive house in a bad real estate market, but this … It couldn’t be more absurd unless Gamera (who is friend to children and full of meat) came stomping through the frame for no apparent reason.

Somewhere, Michael Bay is beating his dong like it stole something.

Jason Harris doesn’t understand how a potato disease can cause a famine on an island. Go fishing, you fools.









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Comments

That video must be satirical.

Posted by: Zeff Holden at March 17, 2011 8:28 PM

Jason Harris doesn’t understand how a potato disease can cause a famine on an island. Go fishing, you fools.

Because of this comment, I decided to read up on the potato famine. It's actually pretty horrible what the peasant class (80% of the population) were subjected to: forced into tenant farming, not allowed to get educations, completely under the power of absentee landlords who collected rent but provided no protection or stability.

The Wikipedia article doesn't mention fish, but if you read about it, it's pretty clear why the people couldn't just abandon their land and start fishing. Most people solely survived on water and potatoes. It was really a terribly oppressed time in Ireland.

One might instead speculate as to why all the slaves in the US didn't organize massive revolts to overthrow their oppressors. Or maybe to say that would be offensive and cruel. Just a thought.

Posted by: kate the great at March 17, 2011 8:54 PM

I just find it ridiculous that a woman that obviously greased up couldn't get herself out of an extremely poorly tied knot.

/doing it wrong.

Posted by: Intern Rusty at March 17, 2011 9:17 PM

More about famine by the Universal Mother herself:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVf2NCGkgTU

Posted by: schmerpes at March 17, 2011 9:40 PM

Wait, "potato famine" isn't a euphemism?

Posted by: branded at March 17, 2011 11:30 PM

This apartment clearly lacks an AC unit.

Posted by: Denesteak at March 17, 2011 11:31 PM

13, 30, 53 ...

Posted by: , at March 18, 2011 11:03 AM