Pajiba

You sold out too cheaply.

A Nerf ball is good but you could probably have held out for a Video Girl Barbie.

Can someone help me find the kissalbe areas?

I haven't been this confused by lady parts since 6th grade health class.

Jennifer Love Hewitt approves of this sponsorship.

that was really depressing. it was perversely funny in a laugh at the retards way for a few moments, but then just got soul crushingly depressing

of course the last thing you would want when trying to secure a lover is to look, smell or taste like a human being. ewwwww, humans, disgusting.

This ad recalls the sex of Demolition Man, when Sandra Bullock is horrified at the idea of sex that involves contact or bodily fluids.

Since the beginning of time, men have always been able to recognize the value that is what some refer to as "down there". Oh sure women have done little things to the overall presentation of it over the eons; trimmed the hedges, deforested the area, dyed it, artificially perfumed it, doused in hot wax and assaulted, tattooed, pierced, and slathered it in confectionery.... And now you can glue little faux gemstones all over it and the general vicinity thereof.

Ladies, don't get us wrong, we find much of the 'scaping endearing, we really do. But the fact of the matter is while some of us might have gotten used to some of the finer details and might cry if they were ceased, in the end if we really like you, Twilight Labia Sparkles will not make a lick of difference. The human race has gotten this far without screwing the jewlery, and as silly looking as the human genitalia of both genders has evolved into, it is difficult to argue that even without added bells and whistles it can still pretty satisfactory.

By the way, I did notice they tried to angle this for men too. I dare any woman to look at a man with a be/va/ta Jazzled scrotum and not piss themselves in hysterics. Brings new meaning to disco balls.

Posted by: bleujayone at December 16, 2010 11:38 AM

Yeah, what he said.
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Tajazzle? Humpf! Back in my day we used FDS (Feminine Deodorant Spray) to give us confidence. Then we found out it caused numbness of the tongue and it was taken off the market.

Ever since the FDS fiasco, I prefer to smell like tuna fish. It's natural, tasty and high in omega 3s.

Lord, this is awful. I would just point and laugh at the skanks, but I truly fear for people so desperate that they see this and buy it in the vain hope that it will transform them into a "special person." (btw, gotta love the implication that you are NOT special to your lover until you Tajazzle.)

Tajazzle may be the worst product name since AYDS.

I've been looking for a Christmas gift for the wife. Thanks Pajiba! [gesticulated thumbs up]

Step 3: Get to fuckin'.

These people totally stole my vajazzler idea and I am suing. I came up with this like, 6 weeks ago. Not cool.

What if I'm not into sparkly jewels? Can I get some wood paneling, or a nice mosaic tile pattern down there? A little granite, possibly a sconce or two? I hear mayo is popular. Is there a full line of condiments available?

Wow. Is the human body so offensive that we need to make ourselves sparkle, smell like doughnuts, taste like cheese, and spout flowers to make it bearable?

bleujayone, you are my hero.

Posted by: bleujayone

'Twilight Labia Sparkles' is my new name. I refuse to respond to anything else.