If You See Jessica Paré On the Street, Keep Your Mouth Shut or She May Punch You
Jessica Paré went on Conan last night, and after O’Brien got a little creepy over her Mad Men outfits (understandable), she talked about what it’s like to be newly famous. Apparently the novelty of being recognized hasn’t yet worn off, and she get a little over excited. Violently so.
The lesson here: If you see Jessica Paré out and about, maybe just ogle from a distance.
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