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If He'd Won the Emmy, Timothy Olyphant Had Planned to Dump His Wife on Stage

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Videos | Comments (9)

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This is exactly how scurrilous rumors get started, but I’m OK with this one because Olyphant started it himself on “Conan” last night, when he revealed what his plans were for his Emmy acceptance speech had he beat Kyle Chandler. Hey, it was his wife’s idea.


Goddamn, how do you get a voice like that? Someone should record it and use it as an aphrodisiac.









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Comments

I bottled my voice once in an effort to use it as a laxative, but problems began when I exceeded the stated recommended dose. I haven't been able to stop talking shit since.

Posted by: zeke the pig at January 26, 2012 10:37 AM

And after Raylan made his joke, the video went straight to butts.

Posted by: Doric at January 26, 2012 10:39 AM

Why Zeke? How scatalogical of you.

Posted by: BWeaves at January 26, 2012 10:42 AM

Liquid gold, that is.

Posted by: Cindy at January 26, 2012 10:50 AM

Dustin, you cruel...I've never clicked a link so fast in my life!

Posted by: Magsie at January 26, 2012 11:56 AM

I was going to say how important it is that Timothy Olyphant and I spend significant amounts of naked time together.

But then I read @Zeke's comment and I can't stop laughing!

Posted by: Alexis at January 26, 2012 1:19 PM

I am to assume that his line after 'I'm leaving you' was 'for that Nadine girl from pajiba, she's sassy and fun!'

Posted by: Nadine at January 27, 2012 4:40 AM

That's fine Nadine, you can have Timothy Olyphant. That just leaves more Deputy Tim for me! :)

Posted by: noo at January 27, 2012 5:04 AM

oh wait! nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! give him to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!1

Well then his next line after that was 'but she's with deputy tim' SO....SCIENCE.

Posted by: Nadine at January 27, 2012 5:28 AM