I Would Totally Vote For This Republican
Richard Tisei is a Republican running against eight-term Democrat John Tierney in the 6th Congressional District. I don't know a lot about him, but hey! He's a Massachusetts Republican, so how conservative can he really be? He's the minority leader of the state house, and he's openly gay. Plus, he has officially produced the best campaign ad of the season.
Five more days, folks. Then it's all over. That's probably the most peace you're going to get between now and election day. Savor it.