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I Need Them to Jive! Elizabeth Berkley Reenacts Uh, Iconic? 'Saved By the Bell' Scene on 'Dancing with the Stars'

By Dustin Rowles | Videos | October 15, 2013 | Comments ()


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Hey, hey, heyguys. Remember that time like, fourhundredyearsago that Jesse Spanolike got addicted to caffeinepills on SavedbytheBell, but she totallylike wouldn’t admit it, even after Zachhaddiscoveredher secret stash, and Jesse was like, I’mfineI’mfineI’mfineI’mfine ALL RIGHT, LeavemealoneI’MJAZZED. INEEDTHEMTOJIVE. And then she triedtoprovethat the caffeinepills totallydidn’t affect her by singing “I’m SO excited,” buthenshe brokedown into hysterics, and she was like, Oh fuckohohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuck I’m soscaredmakethebad man go away and then shewaslike trust it thrust it trust it thrust it I like having nice breasts, and then Tony was like “Must be weird not having anybody to come on you.”

So, they reenacted that scene on “Dancing with the Stars” last night, minus the part from Showgirls because they have to save something for next week.




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  • yocean

    HerEyesherEyesherEYEShereyeeeeeeeeees. serious the whole time I was like (' A '). Who watch these shit? I'm scared for humanity.

  • Sarah Weissman

    I don't know dancing well, but props for self-awareness. She actually seems like a lovely, grounded person.

  • Jebus

    I guess she is saving "the sprain" for the finale

  • Pajiba_Pragmatist

    I'll fully admit to not watching Dancing With the Stars, but for those who do, are the professional dancers supposed to support the Star, or are they in it for themselves in some way?

    Because the guy she was dancing with made her look worse by comparison. She's not a bad dancer, but the pro was clearly tighter on every move, and it made her look sloppier.

    Sorry if I missed the point of the show...

  • TenaciousJP

    Usually the pro will do flashier moves as a way to distract the judge's attention away from the celebrity. The judges know that the celebs are never going to look as good as the pros, so their scores are usually based off of whether they were relatively better than the previous weeks' dances.

  • Mrs. Julien

    As much as Righteously Indignant Dustin is always a joy, Scathing and Bitchy Dustin remains my favourite. Pajiba had me at your Black Snake Moan review and I haven't looked anywhere else since.

  • Jezzer

    For her next dance, she'll reenact the warbling vagina kick from Showgirls.

  • Jen

    She should win the whole dam thing for that. And I'm not being sarcastic seriously just give her the trophy now because nothing anybody else does will top that

  • Cara

    I'm sad to say I actually remember that episode... *hangs head in shame*

  • Leigh

    "I'm so excited! I'm so excited! I'm... so... scared!"

  • mswas

    Shoddy sets, hammer pants, and desperately frantic dancing? Oh Dustin, you know the way to my heart.

  • Mrs. Julien

    You can't touch this.

  • mswas

    Oh @MrsJulien:disqus you know it too!

  • Anna von Beav

    HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
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    HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

    HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    Oh fuckohohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuck

    haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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