How Does Kate Upton Look Wearing a Bikini in Zero Gravity?
Well, you could watch the behind-the-scenes video from the Sports Illustrated photoshoot, but all that blah blah blah might distract you from why you clicked on this post: To see if all of Upton would float in space. Honestly, though, the video is amusing, if only to see a model bounce around a plane while trying to maintain an expression. I suspect it’s hard to hold a pouty smile while one’s head is banging against the walls.
Oh, all right. Here’s the photos.
Chrissy Teigen, Nina Agdal and Lily Aldridge appear to have made the cover of this year’s Swimsuit Issue, using each other’s behinds the way they were intended: As hand rests.
Pajiba Love Express
Here's some Daveed Diggs for you. On Daveed Diggs' digs, actually. That man does things with clothes that should not make sense, but are absolutely perfect. (Go Fug Yourself)
Woody Allen has "so moved on" from his daughter's accusations and says he never even thinks about it. He equates her words about him to a bad review he won't read and comments on how wacky it is that Mia Farrow is his mother-in-law. He is the worst. (Celebitchy)
Not The Worst but still very gross: Leonardo DiCaprio and his
Here are 5 under-the-radar shows. I had never even heard of the first two. (Uproxx)