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How Does Kate Upton Look Wearing a Bikini in Zero Gravity?

By Dustin Rowles | Videos | February 18, 2014 | Comments ()


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Well, you could watch the behind-the-scenes video from the Sports Illustrated photoshoot, but all that blah blah blah might distract you from why you clicked on this post: To see if all of Upton would float in space. Honestly, though, the video is amusing, if only to see a model bounce around a plane while trying to maintain an expression. I suspect it’s hard to hold a pouty smile while one’s head is banging against the walls.


Oh, all right. Here’s the photos.

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Chrissy Teigen, Nina Agdal and Lily Aldridge appear to have made the cover of this year’s Swimsuit Issue, using each other’s behinds the way they were intended: As hand rests.


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Source: NYDailyNews



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  • RobynRobotron

    I'm just thinking about how much money was spent to get such shitty pictures. It seemed like she did a fine job in the video, it's shocking that those two pics are the best of the bunch.

  • Robert Sanchez III

    That looks so fun. Plus all the boob that would be popping out, comical AND arousing!

  • ellie

    I looked at that photo of her in front of the plane and all I could think was "those poor boobs". Seriously, what's with ill-fitting bikini tops..

  • That...That was... Well, it was... What the fuck was that?

  • Ryan Ambrose

    http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net...

    All glory to the hypnoboobs...

  • lowercase_ryan

    I'm infinitely more interested in experiencing zero-gravity than I am Kate Upton.

  • Perhaps my least favorite of all the models. Not that there's anything wrong with that, some I find quite outstanding, some meh. They are modeling swimsuits, so I'm going there.

    Kudos to Dustin for the snark about the cover photo pose. I'm liking the attitude, DR!

  • lowercase_ryan

    You mistake my meaning. She's lovely but I reeeeeally want to experience no gravity.

  • Will it require you to wear a too-small bikini? I can get on board with that project.

  • cruzzercruz

    Something about her being tossed around made me simultaneously laugh and feel aroused. Maybe I just want to sleep with space babes.

  • logan

    This is the kind of shameless hit whoring I can respect.
    Rowles has kids to feed.

  • John G.

    I would totally bang her....around in an airplane, because it's funny.

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