Hold On To Your Cookies, New Tom Hiddleston Video Will Make Your Inner Muppet All Tingly

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Hold On To Your Cookies, New Tom Hiddleston Video Will Make Your Inner Muppet All Tingly

By Joanna Robinson | Videos | September 4, 2013 | Comments ()

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Internet darling and supervillain extraordinaire, Tom Hiddleston, hopped on over to Sesame Street to teach Cookie Monster the virtues of “delayed gra-ti-fi-ca-tion.”

I wonder if the producers of this segment knew how apt a metaphor this is for Tom Hiddleston fandom. To be clear my dear, rabid denizens of the internet, you are the drooling blue muppet and Hiddleston is that plate of cookies. And we all saw what happened to that plate.

In case you’re unfamiliar with the ferocity of adoration Tom Hiddleston has inspired, I’ll just leave you with this deconstruction of the above scene that some eagle-eyed internetter made. That’s right, we’re worshipping his hands now. Poor, poor delectable plate of cookies.


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  • Annapurna

    Sigh....those handsome hands. I don't get Cookie Monster, I didnt grow up watching Sesame Street. But I will show this to my 3 year old so she can hear the most soothing vocal explanation on delayed gratification.

  • I love that they used big words on Sesame Street. Correlation, gratification, delayed, ultimately. These are not words that I generally associate with the pre-k set. So, to my mind, Hiddleston is even more awesome for not talking down to young kids.

    Oh, and the hands... NICE.

  • Tinkerville

    So many gifs of the hands but it's that damn smile that gets me every single time.

  • mannnnnnie

    this just sold me on hiddleston. those beautiful yet capable hands!

  • Sars

    That was wierdly sexual... I feel like a perve now

  • ZbornakSyndrome

    It was so very sexual. I mean "a lesson in delayed gratification"? Come on, Hiddleston was totally proving he'd be a better Christian Gray than Jax Teller.

  • Sherry

    I know? Heartmeltingly awesomely cute and yet somehow arousing. I'm very confused about myself right now.

  • You're not a perv, it's TOTALLY sexual. Hiddleston is a cookie tease. Excuse me while I go make #cookietease happen on Twitter.

  • Mrs. Julien

    ETA You would think I'd have learned that gifs don't work here.

  • Pants-are-a-must

    Ever since his appearance in Comic Con, I've found him much more delightful. Still not in an attractive sense, but in an always-fun sense, and this time is no different. Plus, COOKIE MONSTER!

  • kelleyisadork

    i love a nice pair of hands. no sausage fingers, please!

  • Kala

    I always feel terrible about this, but yes, ungraceful hands are kind of a deal-breaker for me. I think it's my only slightly irrational qualification for a mate.

  • Discrimination! Some of us can't help being built like gorillas, you know. If they ever decide to re-make 'Son of Kong' that's my ticket to a star on the walk of fame right there.

  • BWeaves

    Sausage finger have their "um" useful purposes, cough, cough, cough, sigh.

  • The Mega Sage

    Cookie Monster is enjoying a renaissance of awesomeness these days.


  • koko temur

    I have to say... Never was part of the fandom... But those hands are indeed very suggestive.

  • Colleeeeeeeen

    I've been worshipping those hands for a while now. Look at those goddamn fingers. Perfection.

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