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Hey! Remember When Rob Lowe Had Sex with the Underage Girl and Videotaped It?

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Videos | Comments (41)

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I think bringing that underage sex incident up with Rob Lowe is like Jim Gray asking Pete Rose about gambling during the All Star game many years back. It’s bad form. Sorry, sorry. I misread the room. I totally forgot. We LOVE Rob Lowe now. He totally redeemed himself on “West Wing,” when he killed it on that show before, well, he thought he deserved to be paid more than the rest of the cast and he bailed when NBC balked. Oh, oh, oh. We’re not talking about that anymore, either. Sorry. He’s done so much since even then to redeem himself. I mean, he starred in “Brothers and Sisters.” Oh, but what about that time that he dumped Melissa Gilbert after she told him she was pregnant? Sorry, sorry. Ancient history.

We’re past it all. We’re past it because Rob Lowe is now starring in “Parks and Recreation,” and we love “Parks and Recreation,” and therefore, by association, Rob Lowe is forgiven. Plus, he’s funny. And he’s very convincing as a douchebag. I wonder why?

But, check Mr. Lowe out here, as he goes ballistic on the cast of “Parks and Recreation” after he finds out that the show hasn’t been on the air for five months.

And if that’s not enough Lowe for you, he’s also starring in I Melt with You, which premieres this week at Sundance, and I’m totally going to watch it. Here’s a 15-second clip which demonstrates Mr. Lowe’s acting ability.

I Melt With You is directed by Mark Pellington (the underappreciated Arlington Road) and also stars Carla Gugino, Jeremy Piven, and Thomas Jane. This is what Carla Gugino looks like when she puts on lipstick.

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This is what Rob Lowe used to look like when he had sex with underage girls and videotaped it.

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Comments

Heaven exists, and it's located in the blessed valley in between Carla Gugino’s divine breasts.

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Posted by: zeke the pig at January 19, 2011 11:39 AM

Rob Lowe in his undies. I skimmed the rest.

Posted by: badkittyuno at January 19, 2011 11:45 AM

But he's so pretty. And we all know, as evidence by your own weekly column, that celebrities are better than us. What's the problem here?

Posted by: katy at January 19, 2011 11:48 AM

Hey, if we didn't have the ability to forgive and forget with Rob Lowe RJD probably wouldn't have a career right now, ya know?

Posted by: JenVegas at January 19, 2011 11:49 AM

I think the reason is that, unlike Pete Rose (or, to use a more incendiary example, Roman Polanski), Lowe owned up to his bad behavior and showed genuine remorse. He's never ever shied away from addressing it, and even went on Saturday Night Live in the aftermath of the event and deliberately took it in the teeth in his monologue, which was a brave fucking thing to do. Lowe may have been a douche for what he did, but he also never once tried to make people think he wasn't a douche for doing it. He made himself accountable. And that counts for something, I think.

Posted by: Joe Mama at January 19, 2011 11:49 AM

Rob Lowe in white athletic socks and flashing pit hair completely negates the rest of the photo.

Posted by: BWeaves at January 19, 2011 11:52 AM

Plus, he's just really pretty.

Posted by: Figgy at January 19, 2011 11:55 AM

Yeah, Joe Mamma, and he never went and whined about it all "Oh waaaaaah, Ricky Gervais is a meanie" at an awards show like some people.

Posted by: Figgy at January 19, 2011 12:00 PM

Note to self: Carla Gugino. Add I Melt With You to the must watch list. Sound off is fine.

Posted by: BierceAmbrose at January 19, 2011 12:04 PM

Not forgiven. But, fuck if I'm going to let his off-screen bullshit ruin my enjoyment of something I love. As long as it doesn't hurt the show, I don't care. And I thought Charlie Sheen proved that you get raises for those kind of antics?

Posted by: jM at January 19, 2011 12:04 PM

Wait--he knocked up Laura Ingalls? When did that happen and how come this is the first time I've heard about it?

Posted by: True_Blue at January 19, 2011 12:21 PM

Fuck Rob Lowe and the douche bag he rode in on.


If I ran Pajiba that pic of Carla would be posted every day.

Posted by: logan at January 19, 2011 12:24 PM

What BWeaves said, plus, is that a sort of mullet? White socks + pit hair + maybe mullet + sexy face =/= hot.

Posted by: Scully at January 19, 2011 12:38 PM

he's on californication now, his character is an actor who wants to play Hank Moody in a movie about Moody screwing an underage girl.

Posted by: idleprimate at January 19, 2011 12:38 PM

See, now I'm confused as to what to make of Californication this season.

Posted by: Jerry at January 19, 2011 12:39 PM

Hey anyone know which episode of Californication Carla gets naked in so I'll know to set my DVR?

I mean that is the only reason she's on the show right?

Posted by: John W at January 19, 2011 12:45 PM

He's pretty horrible in that role on Californication. Over-directed, I think.

Carla Gugino is also in Californication, as Hank's lawyer.

Posted by: Brenton at January 19, 2011 1:06 PM

True_Blue, RL and MG dated for many, many years back in the mid 80's. They came really close to getting married and then one of them called it off. I vaguely remember all of that when it actually happened. What I never knew until I read MG's autobiography several months ago was the pregnancy story. It was actually a very interesting book and I would recommend it if you have even just a passing interest in the LHotP series.

Posted by: elsie at January 19, 2011 1:23 PM

"I Melt with You?" Is that really the best they could come up with?

Posted by: Cindy at January 19, 2011 1:49 PM

I remember the sex tape thing and I've always felt badly for Mr. Lowe. When you pick up a girl in a bar, isn't reasonable to assume she's of legal age to drink, let alone f**k?

Posted by: Matt at January 19, 2011 1:51 PM

Writing a comment in posts of this nature rarely turn out good for me. So I’m going to sit this one out.

Posted by: Pookie at January 19, 2011 3:42 PM

/This is what Carla Gugino looks like when she puts on lipstick./

And we have the frontrunner for the Freebie list this year.

Posted by: No Pithy Name at January 19, 2011 4:39 PM

Dustin, per your State of Pajiba address, please improve your site by making that pic of Carla a permanent fixture. Sorry, Mad Men dude, time for your replacement.

Posted by: L.O.V.E. at January 19, 2011 4:39 PM

Is Carla Gugio even aging? She looks the way I remember her from Son in Law (shut up, we only owned 4 movies and that was the only one that was "good") and that was aaaaaaaaaaagaaaaes ago. Seriously, does she bathe in kittens?

Posted by: Lauren at January 19, 2011 4:54 PM

I'm embarrassed to say that I prefer the younger Lowe brother, Chad.

*hangs head in shame*

Posted by: TWoP_Fan at January 19, 2011 5:06 PM

Best Rob Lowe line ever:

"Now if you'll excuse me. I believe I see a girl I once defecated on in Palm Springs."

Posted by: bignick at January 19, 2011 5:53 PM

Matt: I'm with you he was in his early 20's at the time and he met a girl at a bar. The girl lied about her age to sleep with a 20 something Rob Lowe. What was he going to do check her ID?

Posted by: Mebe at January 19, 2011 6:27 PM

I remember that episode of SNL when it first aired. I was ten. All I could think was, Why is everyone so mad at that guy from Illegally Yours?

God damn, I loved that movie back then. Now? Eh.

Posted by: RobP at January 19, 2011 9:32 PM

I can never distinguish my Carla Guginos from these other two:

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005191/

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0714147/

Posted by: rosabel at January 19, 2011 10:14 PM

I don't think Rob Lowe is that pretty. I've definitely seen prettier.

Posted by: Jaime Nichols at January 20, 2011 12:40 AM

He never really did it for me either, but some women go absolutely crazy over him. He's pretty in that picture.

Posted by: Mebe at January 20, 2011 2:37 AM

Was shocked. Not bothered now. I'd happily fuck Polanski to death with a rusty chilli-covered spike through his pee-hole (seriously if anyone can sort me out with access to Polanski and a spike...) but 16? Consensual? Not fucking bothered. Not even a fucking crime outside of the United States of Prudery.

Posted by: Ender at January 20, 2011 7:46 AM

RobP, I too loved him in trashtastic 'Illegally Yours' as well.

He gets props for admitting his shit. Damn, I wish 'Parks and Rec' was aired at the same time in the UK.

Posted by: Teresa at January 20, 2011 11:44 AM

I'll never understand why people were so pissed at him. He thought she was legal and had no reason to think otherwise. When he found out otherwise, he was properly chagrined. End of story.

And he happens to be a pretty good actor, with a really good sense of humour about himself.

Posted by: Maryscott O'Connor at January 20, 2011 12:20 PM

@Rosabel - you're totally right! Those 3 do all look like cousins at least.

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Posted by: diflucan 150 mg at February 13, 2011 1:43 PM

Every last one of you on here are hypocrites because you are the same people who won't let the Chris Brown thing or the Mike Vick situation go. HYPOCRITES...Rob Lowe in my eyes is a Pedophile just like any other older man who has sex with an underage girl.

Posted by: Nellie at March 10, 2011 1:03 PM