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Great Douchepectations: Video Of Shia LaBeouf Head-butting A Rando

By Joanna Robinson | Videos | January 17, 2014 | Comments ()


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Not content to merely head-butt the general public with his Twitter shenanigans and general fug of douchebaggery, Shia LaBeouf fully assaulted a stranger in a bar in South London. Did the stranger have it coming? Oh who the hell knows? But if we had to guess, we don’t imagine Shia was just sitting there minding his own business. His Royal Beoufness isn’t exactly the shy, retiring type these days. Except for the part where he’s literally supposed to be retiring. Well done, brah.




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  • Lo

    He's a good soul, underneath it all.

  • Justin Kuhn

    super weird and drunk headbutt.

  • Headbutt? Ehh...more like a nudge. Still, et's hope that he and Kanye bring some sexual equality to star meltdowns. We men have been under-represented for too long.

  • manting

    What? RDJ - broke into house and passed out in kids bed while high on ?. Martin Lawrence - waved a gun around in the middle of an intersection while screaming nonsense. He claimed dehytdration. Ive never been that thirsty. Tom Cruise - the whole opera interview. Charlie Sheen - the entire last 5 years.

  • Rebecca Hachmyer

    "I've never been that thirsty."

    That is gold, my friend.

    Also, I read it as "passed gas on a kids bed".... which is something I totally condone.

  • God Of Bal-Sagoth

    For a second I misread that opening as "RJD broke into a house and passed out in a kids bed while high on Martin Lawrence" and I didn't know what it meant, but I knew it was awesome.

    Imagine my bitter disappointment.

  • Drew Douglas

    High on "Black Knight".

  • And to think once upon a time he was the heir apparent to the Indiana Jones franchise. tsk tsk.

  • Mrs. Julien

    I generally understand when things are "presented without comment". I'm not sure what to do with "presented without context".

    ETA: Not that he hasn't shown himself to be quite a pill.

  • Agreed. Nothing to say what precipitated the event. Given that we just had an entire post dedicated to Kanye going off on some dude in a chiropractor's office, I think we'll have to extend the same benefit of a doubt to His Royal Douchiness.

    ETA: And really? You call that a headbutt? It looks like he simply taps him with the brim of his (incredibly douchey *sp?*) cap.

  • opiejuankenopie

    I am so glad he has revealed his douchiness. I have always hated him, I have always hated his one note (and that note is 'sweaty') performances. I hope this means he never again taints anything I might have otherwise been interested in.

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