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Good Morning, Worm, Your Honor

By Seth Freilich | Posted Under Videos | Comments (18)



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So the last few months at my Day Job have been a shitshow. Suffice it to say, the lawyerly shows and movies leave many realities of “going to trial” out, first and foremost of which is the relentlessness of it all. I don’t think I’ve ever seen so many post-midnight e-mails or next-day bleary redeyes in my life, and I’ve regularly hung out with programmers, stoners and physicists (which are not necessarily, of course, mutually exclusive groups). One of the results of the unforgiving trial schedule is that I’ve had to thin out some of the TV shows I’m watching. So a lot of the crap I would’ve stuck with in years past for no other reason than “just ‘cause” has long since been hucked to the curb (I’m looking at you, “The Event” and “No Ordinary Family”).

There are also shows that, in a different time, I probably would’ve tried out but which I’ve selectively chosen, instead, to completely ignore. “Law & Order: UK” is one of those shows. Sure, I love the British TV, and Jamie Bamber still carries some residual “BSG” love. But, after all, how much “Law & Order” can a human actually watch in one lifetime? Not to mention the fact that coming home to watch a show with lawyers is, for me, kinda like a Denny’s line cook coming home to a plate of Moons Over My Hammy (except for the fact that that would be awesome)? But now, I think I’m going to have to give the show a try because of this excellent BBC America video:


Actually, because of the above video and because I had no idea that Freema Agyeman was in it. Say what you will about Martha Jones (one of the Tenth Doctor’s companions), Freema is mighty purty. And she has a kickass name. So yeah, now that things have lightened up a bit for me, I think I’m going to have to check this out on the ol’ telly while enjoying some crumpets.

And kudos to BBC America for having a sense of humor.

(As a final aside, I don’t know about you, but I can’t take any more of Dustin’s creepy whatever-the-fuck-they-are libido experiments. I’ll be seeing Messer Rowles in just a few days and will try to diagnose and cure whatever mental illness he’s obviously succumbed to. If it’s the overwhelming snow of Maine, however, I may have already failed, since Sundance ain’t exactly known for being beach weather in January. But I’ll do my best people, I’ll do my best.)









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Comments

Knackers = testicles (not pants), which makes more sense in the context of cutting them off, spray painting them gold and using them as baubles, as suggested.

I would strongly advise against asking a bloke where he got his lovely knackers.

Posted by: Xiufetish at January 17, 2011 10:50 AM

I would strongly advise against asking a bloke where he got his lovely knackers.

...Unless, of course, you're absolutely starving for a supper of meat and two veg.

Posted by: Quiet Wyatt at January 17, 2011 10:57 AM

Jaime Bamber! I love him. He's so wee. Seriously, you can stick him in your pocket and take him home with you.

Posted by: linny at January 17, 2011 11:48 AM

Linny, I tried that. He was a bit freaked out and avoided me for the next several days. Up until then, we'd gotten along famously.

Posted by: Reba at January 17, 2011 11:58 AM

I actually sort of banned BBCA for the insane things they do, like SUBTITLES, except for re-runs of Doctor Who and Kitchen Nightmares...but that video was pretty hilarious.

@Xiufetish

That actually made me giggle.

Posted by: Candee at January 17, 2011 12:02 PM

I'll look forward to your findings, Seth.
I've so far avoided it because I can't tell if it has the same serious tone that the other L&O incarnations have, or if it is actually infused with subtle self-deprecating humor, as that video kind of suggests.

Posted by: Rykker at January 17, 2011 12:12 PM

my wife watches it. It's essentially old Law and Order episodes reworked to the Brit legal system. However, it IS rather humerous in spots.

Posted by: Uncle JR at January 17, 2011 12:26 PM

I've only seen one episode of L&O:UK so far, and it was very obviously a retread of a plot from the original about 20 or so years ago.

Still, it was interesting to watch the police and legal procedures.

Posted by: The Wanderer at January 17, 2011 2:02 PM

Actually, the mister and I watched The Wire with subtitles - we found we got the general gist without them but sort of got more out of it if we could read along with the dialogue ... not sure if there's any other form of American English would need subbies for though.

What else does BBCA subtitle? That's just so ... weird.

Posted by: lingli at January 17, 2011 3:02 PM

Well I didn't watch this when it was on ITV in the UK but I bet it wasn't better than that trailer! One of the best series trailers I've ever seen.

And glad Xiufetish cleared up that error - it was the first thing I was going to post too!

Posted by: TS at January 17, 2011 3:18 PM

I have had much joy explaining to my American friends and colleagues the finer use of the expletive 'bollocks'.

Bollocks! - Expletive! (Worse than Damn! but not as bad as Fuck!)
A kick in the bollocks - A kick in the testicles
He gave me a right bollocking - He gave me a right telling off
He bollocksed it up - He screwed it up
It's the dog's bollocks! - It's top-notch!

Now, I'm just off to make a cup of tea...

Posted by: Simon at January 17, 2011 3:33 PM

By the way Seth, if you're turning all British on us, the title really should read Your Honour.

You'll be tested on this sort of thing before they let you into The Club.

Posted by: Simon at January 17, 2011 4:03 PM


I used to work at Target, and saw the first season available on dvd there. I did a happy dance because Freema Agyeman was on the cover and was excitedly pointing that out and saying "Oh my god, I had no idea she was in it!" to my coworkers. They don't watch Dr. Who so they said "Yeah, whatever". She was my least favorite companion, but she is so hot that I as a straight, happily married woman would gladly make out with her.

Posted by: Charissa at January 17, 2011 4:22 PM

The knackers = pants thing really made me chuckle. Also it's nappy.

Posted by: Carrie at January 17, 2011 5:41 PM

Good Morning, Worm, Your Honor

That's the second Pink Floyd reference in a week. No wonder I love you guys!

Posted by: Uriah Creep at January 17, 2011 9:16 PM

That was kind of fabulous.

Posted by: noonoo at January 17, 2011 9:38 PM

Knickers are underpants. Knackers are what you put in your underpants.

Posted by: BWeaves at January 18, 2011 9:24 AM

I remember once working with a Northerner who would often exclaim "That's the dog's bollocks!". I asked him how that was a good thing. His response, "'Cause they can lick 'em, right!?!"

Posted by: Dexter Morgan at January 19, 2011 1:26 AM