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File Under Aggressive Advertising: Now I Know How the Women Assaulted in Night at the Roxbury Must Have Felt

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Videos | Comments (22)



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Comments

Well fuck me.

Posted by: grace b at March 31, 2011 9:53 PM

Ok, but what are they selling? I mean, I know what they're selling but what are they selling with what they're selling?

Posted by: BierceAmbrose at March 31, 2011 10:01 PM

Poignant words, Grace B.

Posted by: superasente at March 31, 2011 10:11 PM

What in the sam hell was that?

Posted by: Melody at March 31, 2011 10:53 PM

I'm more confused than offended. Was that their intention?

Posted by: abby at March 31, 2011 11:25 PM

Is this a joke?!

Posted by: vic at March 31, 2011 11:27 PM

Wait...what?!

Posted by: al at March 31, 2011 11:54 PM

I don't think she was doing CPR correctly.

Posted by: ZombieNurse at March 31, 2011 11:55 PM

Im a confuse. So the men got knocked out, in comma or dead? I can't tell with really bad acting aad all the WTF overload in this.

Posted by: yocean at April 1, 2011 1:02 AM

So the men got knocked out, in comma or dead?
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Why are you asking me?

Posted by: , at April 1, 2011 1:07 AM

Even at my most tasteless...

Just no.

Posted by: Jerry at April 1, 2011 4:11 AM

Don Draper wept

Posted by: PyD at April 1, 2011 4:15 AM

I don't know what's happening. Content-free content has achieved new heights.

Posted by: replica at April 1, 2011 5:58 AM

I always wanted to go to an absurdist extistential gym. There's no actual workout equipment, you're just supposed to ruminate on the futility of trying to maintain a shell that's only going to degrade and die no matter what you do.

Posted by: Mrcreosote at April 1, 2011 7:16 AM

I don't know exactly what's going on here, but I just got a workout trying to climb onto my desk and fuck the computer screen, so there's that.

Posted by: Kballs at April 1, 2011 8:27 AM

April Fool, I hope...

Posted by: Max at April 1, 2011 9:15 AM

She can REALLY arch her back. WAIT! It's April 1st!

She's a sex-bot right?!

Posted by: logan at April 1, 2011 10:35 AM

It's like an Axe commercial had sex with SpikeTV.

Posted by: RobP at April 1, 2011 10:37 AM

My boner is very confused.

Posted by: the_wakeful at April 1, 2011 2:00 PM

I...what? Did those ladies eff those guys to death because they were so fit?

Posted by: jzhz at April 1, 2011 4:19 PM

So, was anyone else aware that this is a clothing company? Because I totally thought it was a gym. For those who enjoyed the video, if you go to their website you can watch that lady do squats and thrusts whilst you peruse casual wear if you like.

Posted by: Nicole at April 1, 2011 5:05 PM

It's like an Axe commercial had sex with SpikeTV.

BWAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAHHHHHH! Spot on, Rob!

I too am confused by the "I'll kill you with sex if you're not fit" message. But hey...what a way to go-go!

Posted by: Green Lantern at April 2, 2011 12:19 PM