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Drunk Alexander Skarsgard Will Make You Holler, Maybe Even Lick Your Naked Back

By Dustin Rowles | Videos | August 27, 2013 | Comments ()


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Here’s Alexander Skarsgard at a Swedish soccer game after a few drinks, motivating the crowd, like you do when you’ve had a few drinks. The man is very serious about soccer.

What is he saying? WHO CARES? If a man is that passionate about something, just pretend to understand. If he hands you a drink, you shotgun it. If he raises his hands, you raise your hands. If he hands you a gun, you shoot whereever he points.

This is how wars get started, isn’t it?

This is not the first time that Skarsgard has been caught drunk on camera, either. Here he is shirtless, fondling and licking another shirtless actor. YOU’RE WELCOME.

(via Uproxx)




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Comments Are Welcome, Jerks Will Be Banned


  • MGMcD

    Universal truth: No matter who you are, if Skarsgard starts licking you and fondling your ass, you just stand there and let him. No swatting him away, no "go home Viking, you're drunk," just grab onto that pillar and let him have his way. You'll be all the better for it.

  • E Robb

    That was a like a damn viking getting his guys ready for war.

  • e jerry powell

    He's welcome to lick any part of me that catches his fancy, thank you very much.

  • troublesometots

    Usually watching one man toss another man's salad (except for the saving grace of those pants) would be a big turnoff.

    But nope. I'd still hit that.

  • e jerry powell

    A turnoff for you, anyway. I've operated 'B' cameras for pro-am gay porn, so my attitude is understandably different on that point.

  • L.O.V.E.

    Oh, sure. Its all fun and games to see the drunk guy accosting people's backs with his tongue. But mark my words, this does not turn out well.

  • Maguita NYC

    OMG!!! That soccer joy clip made me so much happy, I was cheering and clapping at the end with them all! More of this Skarsgard, less of the sometime douche during TB panels.

  • breveheart

    huh? He has never been a douche, like....ever.

  • BendinIntheWind

    I don't really care all that much about soccer, but I ADORE the European fan culture. These kind of call and response chants always make me giggly for some reason, and the whole tifo thing delights me:
    http://deadspin.com/dortmunds-...

  • TheShitWizard

    I can't stand the ruddy sport, even if it's always on in my house (he's a BIG fan), but the chants make me giggle too. My particular favourite was heard during one of the World Cups - "if the Nevilles can play for England, so can I".

    Goldie Looking' Chain dedicating Your Missus Is A Nutter to David Beckham during a pre-game build-up was also one of my footie highlights.

  • carrie thompson

    If you check out the other videos that show at the end, he apparently does this a lot. I read that he's a big fan of his local team, but wow, he's a BIG fan.

  • Pants_are_a_must

    I call him the Swedish Meatball. Because he IS.

  • maryannaweinreb

    мy coυѕιɴ ιѕ мαĸιɴɢ $51/нoυr oɴlιɴe. υɴeмployed ғor α coυple oғ yeαrѕ αɴd prevιoυѕ yeαr ѕнe ɢoт α $1З619cнecĸ wιтн oɴlιɴe joв ғor α coυple oғ dαyѕ. ѕee мore αт...­ ­ViewMore----------------------...

    A turnoff for you, anyway. I've operated 'B' cameras for pro-am gay porn, so my attitude is understandably different on that point.

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