Clayton Kershaw Hit Jimmy Kimmel in the Face with a Baseball and It Was Very Satisfying
Good morning! Last night, Major League baseball pitcher Clayton Kershaw hit Jimmy Kimmel in the face with a “baseball” (note, not actual baseball) in an effort to knock an apple of his head (note: technically, he did), and for those of you who took offense at Jimmy Kimmel’s shitty reductivist gag at the expense of cosplayers yesterday, you might find this immensely satisfying.
Here’s the Vine, in case you can’t get enough of it.
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