Hobbes Fights Like You Wish You Could Fight
Fight Club is impossibly stupid at it's core, but the fighting and screwing are a lot of fun. Calvin and Hobbes is a glittering jewel, a perfectly rendered work of absolute genius. What do you get when you put them together? You get something pretty damned cool.
From GorillaMask (site probably NSFW):
Jason Harris believes that violence may not be the answer, but you can't be sure until you try.