Billy Joel Just Came Through My Internets and Molested My Soul

By Dustin Rowles | Videos | December 7, 2010 | Comments ()


Just the other day, I was thinking: "I wonder what it might be like to hear every single one of Billy Joel's songs at the same time!" And then a nurse came and gave me my pills, and the thought passed.

Well, thanks to the glory of the Internet, and a young gentleman with a lot of time and hundreds of iPods at his disposal, now we know what it sounds like when every single Billy Joel song plays at once. Have you ever gotten food poisoning and found yourself expelling from both ends? That's what this is like: Puking and crapping at the same time, with an orgasm bonus.

Can you imagine that O-Face? Well, you don't have to imagine it. Click the play button and find out for yourself.

14 seconds. That's my record after 3 attempts. Next time, I'm gonna go for 30 seconds! If there are no more posts for the rest of the day, you'll know why.


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