Awww. Doesn't the Biebs Look Adorable When He's Sleeping with a Brazilian Prostitute?

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Awww. Doesn't the Biebs Look Adorable When He's Sleeping with a Brazilian Prostitute?

By Dustin Rowles | Videos | November 7, 2013 | Comments ()


So, what was Justin Bieber really doing the other day when he was caught sneaking out of a Brazilian brothel? Showing his big-man boners to the pretty ladies? No, silly! That adorable little punchkin’ was taking a nap, like you do. With his shirt on! And his cap resting next to him. Probably sucking his thumb.

Pubescent pop stars are so adorable when they’re sleeping, aren’t they? Someone get him his teddy.

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  • ellie

    I'm surprised nobody's mentioned this:

  • kdm

    Is she wearing a wedding ring? I mean, I know it's possible that Roxanne could be married, but wouldn't brothel policy insist on the prostitutes NOT wearing their rings while serving the clientele?

    Also, that place seems REALLY clean and well-lit for a brothel. It seems like this is a video of the cleaning staff (or other staff) sneaking into his hotel room during his afternoon nap...

  • L.O.V.E.

    I dare US Magazine to put this picture in their "Celebrities: Just Like Us" section.

  • Yocean

    Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity Prostitutey strikes again!

  • L.O.V.E.

    Look, its the new header pic for the article: "16 Things Working Parents Should Know About the Horrors of Caring for Sick Children"

  • Pinky McLadybits

    bae caught him slippin lololol

  • Mrs. Julien

    As loathsome an individual as buying another person for his sexual gratification makes Beiber, I am managing to be simultaneously put off by the complete invasion of privacy this represents. "I am large, I contain multitudes."

  • Martin Holterman

    WTF "buying another person"???

  • Ben

    It's more a rental scheme to be honest.

  • Martin Holterman

    So are all other contracts of employment and personal agency.

  • Al Borland's Beard

    Releasing a viral video of himself sleeping while a Brazilian woman films it and then herself to insinuate they had sex? If he wanted to prove himself as a man, I'd suggest he get a beard. I suppose Selena Gomez is busy these days, though.

  • Sameer

    Jesus, leave this guy alone. He is an annoying teen pop-star for fucks sake, he is gonna ruin his own career for himself. Why keep putting these train wrecks on a spotlight? Haven't we had enough with Miley Cyrus, Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears and the countless others?

  • NateMan

    Because it's funny?

  • logan

    Aww I'm glad to see he gets to do sleep-overs now.

  • Hayley

    They grow up so fast! *dabs single tear*

  • Strand

    This is brilliant. It's like that time the One Direction guy was accused of cheating on his girlfriend, he denied it. Then the girl he was with revealed photos of him drooling on the pillow. The schadenfreude is delicious and going straight to my power core.

  • bastich

    It appears that the secret of most crap pop stars' success is getting their nappies on.

  • kirbyjay

    That's not a Brazilian prostitute, that's the nanny

  • Alex0001

    Can't it be both?

  • Mrs. Julien

    Thirteen year old boys everywhere certainly hope so.

  • simplysarah

    Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner.

  • JAJenks

    Well that's just adorable. Brazilian brothels- Biebs, you're doing it wrong.

  • NateMan

    But he's so rich, he can afford to sleep while he pays her hourly rate.

  • Ryan Ambrose

    Don't those women typically sign a non-disclosure agreement or am I just being naïve regarding human nature in general?

  • Wednesday

    I think he just asked her to pinky-swear not to tell. You know, the usual manner of transacting celebrity sexual encounters.

    You think a prostitute will abide by a NDA? Really? When the whole thing was almost certainly setup from the get-go in order to promote his I'm-a-big-boy-now image makeover?

  • bastich

    I doubt that it was a *pinky*-swear....maybe some other body part was involved?

  • Maybe she got confused and thought it was his pinky.

  • Naye

    Prostitutes are one thing, but if you work at a brothel I'm pretty sure there are other standards in place to make sure you don't commit a breach of privacy. Since it's a business (sort of) i would think she is doing a lot of harm to her actual brothel, and might be fired? lmao. Fired from prostitution. Newayz. I only think I know this cuz I watches lots of the noisebox lol

    But, yea he probably staged this foolery

  • Steve Ward

    If you can't trust a Brazilian prostitute these days, who CAN you trust?!

  • Maguita NYC

    Wow. Did I misunderstand this clip, or did that girl just announce to the world she got boned by the Biebs?

    I dislike the Biebs as much as the next person, but that much lack of privacy made me feel bad for him. And that is Not a good feeling to have this early in the morning Pajiba!

  • Yeah hooker-client confidentiality clauses are foundational to the stability of our culture.

  • bastich

    I just hope her union doesn't find out about this.

  • Mrs. Julien

    If you can't trust the woman selling her body, most likely as a result of coercion, or at the very least exceptionally poor life choices, or as a result of same, who can you trust?

  • Maguita NYC

    Ha! I just wrote the same thing in answer to NateMan.

    What is this world coming to when one cannot even trust a prostitute! Now I'm even sadder for the complete loss in Professional Boning Privacy.

  • NateMan

    Personally, I'd guess he paid her to. There, now you don't have to feel bad for him!

  • Maguita NYC

    Fhyewwww! Thanks NateMan, the bad feelings are now chased away by wariness of professional ladies of the night.

    Didn't she just announce to the world that she doesn't respect the number one rule of prostituting, "Thou shall not boneth the Biebeth?"

    Followed of course closely by rule #2: Thou shall never reveal thy customer list to no one, under no circumstance?

  • Hollyg

    Please. She's a pretty Soccer Muse and Samba School dancer ("passista") with a good enough body to enter bikini contests. This video did not come as a surprise to Bieber and his PR team.

  • John G.

    when you have as much money as Bieber, the prostitutes are pretty and also can dance.

  • Maguita NYC

    Passista. I have to use this today! Love the sound of it, thks!

  • NateMan

    I don't know what the world's coming to. Pop stars and hookers uniting to give us lousy videos proving their sexual bona fides? Just wait until the inevitable sex tape drops. I bet it's all shot from his point of view so he can use a stunt cock. Hope he's smart enough to make it a white one. I wouldn't be surprised if he tries to have one of his bodyguards do it for him.

  • Maguita NYC

    I bet he uses a Weiner angle. But abusers beware! Though it has proven itself to over-promote, it usually more than enough under-performs, and comes out empty-handed.

  • Maguita NYC

    Aww, a Bieber fan does not approve :(

  • bastich

    That was me! I downvoted you!

    How dare you all mock our Tiny Messiah of Pop!


  • Uriah_Creep

    BURN HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Maguita NYC

    You!!! .... You're not afraid of dolls though. How can I plan payback when I don't know your fears?!

    In the meantime...

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