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Awww. Doesn't the Biebs Look Adorable When He's Sleeping with a Brazilian Prostitute?

By Dustin Rowles | Videos | November 7, 2013 | Comments ()

So, what was Justin Bieber really doing the other day when he was caught sneaking out of a Brazilian brothel? Showing his big-man boners to the pretty ladies? No, silly! That adorable little punchkin’ was taking a nap, like you do. With his shirt on! And his cap resting next to him. Probably sucking his thumb.

Pubescent pop stars are so adorable when they’re sleeping, aren’t they? Someone get him his teddy.

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