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Avril Lavigne Gives Danica McKellar a Long, Slow, Deep, Soft, Wet Kiss That Lasts Three Days

By Dustin Rowles | Videos | August 20, 2013 | Comments ()

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I don’t know what the weirdest thing about this music video is: That there’s a drunk dog who is driving, that Avril Lavigne decapitates a comic-book chark with her guitar, that Winnie Cooper says, “No one could lick his own balls quite like he could,” that Winnie Cooper makes out with Avril Lavigne with full-on “Wonder Years” voice-over, or that Billy Zane is randomly in this music video.

Oh, who am I kidding. OF COURSE, it’s Billy Zane’s presence. He makes everything awesome.

Oh yeah, go to the 2:30 mark for the “Billy Zane” parts. *wink wink*

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  • Olderthandirt

    So this is the latest in an attempt to resurrect a mostly non-existent career? There's too much disposable income floating around if anyone pays for this tripe.....

  • Qualtinger

    Continuity error: Avril slashes up the hot waitress´ uniform but at 1:55 you can clearly see it´s undamaged.

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  • IngridToday

    I had no idea she was still making music. This is the downside of the internet, these one hit wonders never go away.

  • Ok....why the hell is Winnie so damn orange? Was there an unfortunate bottle tanning incident scene that got cut?

    Although I will say the Interwebs need to get me a Winnie Cooper Lick His Own Balls gif, stat.

  • VohaulsRevenge

    "That's Karl Ruprecht Kroenen, Hitler's chief assassin! This is worse than I thought."

  • Hell Mania

    "Pretty big talk for a guy with no pants."

  • yocean

    That is NOT rock'n roll you cartoon wannabe princess bullshit. At least she is doing weird better than the spawn of no-ass Cyrus but jeez, can we see her grow up a bit? This one got no excuse at all anymore.

  • seaturtles

    how cute. She thinks she's Tank Girl

  • TheReinaG

    I found myself wondering at about 20 seconds in how Dustin didn't reference the blatant Tank Girl wannabe-ness of this video myself.

  • titties

    yeah no thanks. ugh she's been putting out the same song for like a whole decade. & also, i hate her even more now for dressing up as tank girl.

  • Rob

    That wasn't very rock 'n' roll.

  • ZbornakSyndrome

    I'm just glad she's stopped talking about how punk she is. Let her defame Rock 'n' Roll for a few years and give punk a break.

  • Aaron Schulz

    she keeps using that word, i dont think it means what she thinks it means

  • Return of Santitas

    Starting your "rock and roll" song with an ad for phones is pretty fucking ROCK N ROLL BITCH! Oh wait.

  • Marc Greene

    Oh, I guess it's supposed to be like Tank Girl; NOW I want to kill myself. If anyone wants some sort of suicide letter for a reason, just show them a perpetual loop of Avril's "guitar solo" a la Slash in November Rain...

  • $65530708

    Great, now whenever I think about making out with Winnie Cooper I`m going to see Chad Kroeger. Thanks Avril.

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    I had no idea she was still making music. This is the downside of the internet, these one hit wonders never go away.

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