Avril Lavigne Gives Danica McKellar a Long, Slow, Deep, Soft, Wet Kiss That Lasts Three Days
I don’t know what the weirdest thing about this music video is: That there’s a drunk dog who is driving, that Avril Lavigne decapitates a comic-book chark with her guitar, that Winnie Cooper says, “No one could lick his own balls quite like he could,” that Winnie Cooper makes out with Avril Lavigne with full-on “Wonder Years” voice-over, or that Billy Zane is randomly in this music video.
Oh, who am I kidding. OF COURSE, it’s Billy Zane’s presence. He makes everything awesome.
Oh yeah, go to the 2:30 mark for the “Billy Zane” parts. *wink wink*
Pajiba Love Express
Here's some Daveed Diggs for you. On Daveed Diggs' digs, actually. That man does things with clothes that should not make sense, but are absolutely perfect. (Go Fug Yourself)
Woody Allen has "so moved on" from his daughter's accusations and says he never even thinks about it. He equates her words about him to a bad review he won't read and comments on how wacky it is that Mia Farrow is his mother-in-law. He is the worst. (Celebitchy)
Not The Worst but still very gross: Leonardo DiCaprio and his
Here are 5 under-the-radar shows. I had never even heard of the first two. (Uproxx)