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Avril Lavigne Gives Danica McKellar a Long, Slow, Deep, Soft, Wet Kiss That Lasts Three Days

By Dustin Rowles | Videos | August 20, 2013 | Comments ()

I don’t know what the weirdest thing about this music video is: That there’s a drunk dog who is driving, that Avril Lavigne decapitates a comic-book chark with her guitar, that Winnie Cooper says, “No one could lick his own balls quite like he could,” that Winnie Cooper makes out with Avril Lavigne with full-on “Wonder Years” voice-over, or that Billy Zane is randomly in this music video.

Oh, who am I kidding. OF COURSE, it’s Billy Zane’s presence. He makes everything awesome.

Oh yeah, go to the 2:30 mark for the “Billy Zane” parts. *wink wink*

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