'Aaron Paul Has a Small Dick': Jimmy Kimmel's Fifth Installment of 'Celebrities Read Mean Tweets About Themselves'

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'Aaron Paul Has a Small Dick': Jimmy Kimmel's Fifth Installment of 'Celebrities Read Mean Tweets About Themselves'

By Dustin Rowles | Videos | November 22, 2013 | Comments ()

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Whoever it was that wrote that about Amy Poehler deserves to have his face kicked in.

Here’s another fine edition of “Celebrities Read Mean Tweets,” featuring — among others — Julia Louis Dreyfus, Larry David, John Krasinski, Nick Offerman, and Aaron Paul.


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  • I had to watch all other editions immediately and feel like Matt LeBlanc won.

  • Lindsey Gregory

    Whenever Ron Swanson giggles like a bashful school girl, I get the warm fuzzies.

  • ryallen

    julia's was the best.

  • Tracer Bullet

    I always thought "Seinfeld" was a show about white people in New York eating Kenny Rogers' Roasters?

  • foolsage

    Huh. I thought it was about people not eating soup.

  • Where can I contribute to the Kevin James shouldn't make another movie Kickstarter?

    I'm pretty sure I'm going to be Larry David someday, but without Seinfeld. So actually I'll just be George Costanza, but much taller and with more hair.

  • So you'll basically be Kramer then?

  • I wish. Never work, fall ass backward into money, mooch food of your neighbor, and regularly sleep with beautiful women.

  • Steve Ward

    These pickles are making me thirsty!

  • John G.

    Well that was a fucking delight. Can I have like 10 more hours of that please?

  • Sassy Pikachu

    I feel conflicted watching anything by jimmy kimmel because of the conflict between him and the Chinese community... but... I love celebrities reading mean tweets.

  • Wrestling Fan

    A little kid said a dumb thing on his show, and somehow it turned into JIMMY KIMMEL HATES YELLOW PEOPLE

    let it go. it's a total non-issue.

  • Sassy Pikachu

    I am not upset at the kid, the kid's young and doesn't know much. I was just offended that Jimmy didn't correct the child. I do think it's gotten a little too out of hand and ridiculous, but I still feel like he should've told the child that it's not good to think that way. Because one of the point someone pointed out to me was that if you changed the word "Chinese" to "Jews" or "Black People/African Americans" then there would've been no chance for it to be aired.

  • stella

    Wait, what happened now?

  • Pentadactyl

    He had a bit that was a kids' summit on the debt US owes China and how to deal with it and one of the kids suggested a 'kill 'em all' method. It was treated as ridiculous and 'kids say the darndest things', but triggered protests and demands for apologies from Chinese officials and then further demands for apologies.

    It was an isolated incident, involving a kid, that had nothing to do with race.

    It'd be far more true to the spirit to change the word to "Canadians" or "Brazilians" b/c the point of it was the absurdity of kid logic in a foreign relations arena and had nothing to do with race.

  • Jim

    Yes, Julia LD, I remember Seinfeld and it WAS about white people eating pickles. Year after year, episode after episode, nothing but you and the gang sitting around eating pickles. I fondly remember the "Garlic Dill" episode - witty AND crunchy.

    Really, though, the others acting hurt was funny (kudos to Krasinski for the hurt face) but her breaking was the best.

  • Guest

    Krasinski can take the lumps.

    He's already won everything by getting to go home to Emily Blunt.

  • Sassy Pikachu

    now I want pickles.

  • Jim

    Good Lord what sort of unfeeling MONSTER down-votes pickles? {Gasp} Run! The pickles are coming from inside the house!

  • Pinky McLadybits

    A bitchass downvoted that pickle! A BITCHASS.

  • Jim

    They just needs our help, love and positivity so they can work on their inner pickle. God, that didn't sound dirty until I wrote it down.

  • BlackRabbit

    They need a pickle tickle?

  • oilybohunk7

    I wasn't the downvoter because I feel that people should be able to enjoy pickles if they chose but if I could downvote an actual pickle I totally would. They are my most reviled flavor.

  • emmalita

    I knew a guy who drank pickle brine and vodka. I couldn't eat pickles for years after witnessing that.

  • Jim

    Love the pickler, hate the pickle, eh? Well, we all have to draw the line somewhere and yours it drawn in that pickle juice -- with those weird round things floating in it. What the hell are they, anyway?

  • oilybohunk7

    This may not be the technical term but, pickle funk?

  • Sassy Pikachu

    must be the cucumber purists.

  • Nick Offerman's stifled giggle is Grade A mirth-making in my book.

  • TherecanbeonlyoneAdmin

    Julia Louis-Dreyfus is a fucking treasure.

  • Her reaction was easily the best one, followed closely by Nick Offerman's.

  • stella

    But Amy Poehler is made of cupcakes and rainbows.

  • zeke_the_pig

    Amy Poehler would survive a nuclear blast though. We all know that there's three things that are capable of that:
    1. Cockroaches
    2. Keith Richards
    3. Awesome

  • Uriah_Creep

    Amy would make that fucking nuclear blast her bitch.

    Also, Keith Richards is made of formaldehyde and alcohol.

  • emmalita

    and magic.

  • kirbyjay

    are we really sure that Keith survived?

  • dizzylucy

    Keith cannot be killed by conventional weapons.

    Did you learn nothing from Wayne's World?

  • BlackRabbit

    I now want Keith Richards to show up on The Walking Dead, just totally ignored by the zombies. He's asked how he does it and stares blankly. "Zombies?"

  • Al Borland's Beard

    He technically died ten years ago. Since then, he's been operated by The Jim Henson Company during shows and public appearances.

  • Lloyd_The_Bartender

    he's gotta be the wrinkliest muppet ever ...

  • Lauren_Lauren

    Bravo, sir. Bravo.

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