A Certain Four Year Old Is Not Very Happy About Peter Capaldi Replacing Matt Smith as 'Doctor Who'
Look: I’m not that broken up about Matt Smith leaving Doctor Who, because his time was up, and I’m really excited about Peter Capaldi taking over as the next Doctor. But a few years ago, when D10 put down his sonic screwdriver to make way for Matt Smith, I felt plenty hurt. I’m not going to say it my world came crashing to an end, but it felt that way, and if I had to experience that when I was four years old, two things would be running through my mind: 1) Complete and total devastation, and 2) why are my parents letting me watch Doctor Who? I’m only four years old, for God’s sake! Do you know how many poopy nightmares I’ve had about The Silence? Will someone please call the Department of Child Services?