5 Steps To Actually Enjoying A Miley Cyrus Song
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5 Steps To Actually Enjoying A Miley Cyrus Song

By Joanna Robinson | Videos | October 17, 2013 | Comments ()


STEP ONE: Keep your tongue in your head.

STEP TWO: Keep your clothes on your body.

STEP THREE: Leave Terry Richardson out of it. Entirely.

STEP FOUR: Don’t molest the construction equipment. People need that stuff. For constructing things.

STEP FIVE: Leave Miley Cyrus out of it. Entirely.

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  • Stephen Nein

    Okay, I'm really confused now. Covering "Jolene" - if anything Miley undersells it. But it's not bad.


  • John G.

    Despite my best intentions, I have started liking "Wrecking Ball"

    I'm sorry everybody.

  • bastich

    Maybe Miley licking the hammer is a subtle come-on to MC Hammer?

    Yes, there is a significant age difference between them, but I feel that he makes up for it by being 2 Legit 2 Quit.

  • Alarmjaguar

    Because the hammer, is my ...

  • bastich

    So that's what he meant when he said "Hammer Time".

  • TK

    Really, I just want her to stop with the tongue thing. That's all I'm asking for.

  • JustOP

    I don't understand how this really effects anyone this much. How has a tongue became such a big deal?

  • GothDoctor

    It's annoying? It's distracting? Because I'm always thinking she's going to lick her own eye, or someone else's eye? Do I need to list more?

  • TK

    Because it's kind of gross?

  • JustOP

    Well...okay? Don't look at it? Ignore it? Stop writing about it? It doesn't seem like a difficult problem to get past.

  • TK

    Well, I mean, it's not like it's keeping me awake at night. I'm just saying, I'd rather she kept it in her mouth.

    That came out weird.

    OK, wait, that came out weird.

    I'll show myself out.

  • anikitty


  • JustOP

    One step to enjoying Miley Cyrus songs:
    1. Ignore the incessant whining by people on the internet who's sole criticism burrows down 'I'm Offended' and just listen to the song.

  • causaubon

    i know this is a cover, but when she is invited to sing for someone (ie: reined-in), she actually has a very mature, very nice voice, with a smokey, alto-Dolly-Parton quality. she keeps it simple, doesn't "over-soul" and doesn't take over the song. country works very well for her. i could listen to an album of songs like this on a cool and cloudy autumn afternoon at the cottage drinking toddy on the veranda.


  • TK

    Well I'll be damned. That was pretty friggin' good.

  • Stephen Nein

    Having a good songwriter (Dylan) and insanely talented backup (Johnzo West) can do that for you. But there's something there that marketing, production and celebrity haven't stomped into oblivion -- on this track anyway.

  • sanity fair

    That was so pretty! There should be more violins in pop music.

  • JenVegas

    Damn. Your move, The Roots.

  • pomeroy

    What if you just...like the song?

    And hating a song because of its video is weird to me (unless the video shows...I dunno...racism?). 99% of the times I hear a song, a video will not be involved.

  • no matter how much of a ridiculous ass (or goofy kid who doesn't know any better than to act like one) she is, that song has a killer hook.

  • KZoeT

    Oh, thank god! I was fearful Pajiba was going to go more than 24 hours without mentioning Miley.

  • Ofir Fishkin

    I prefer the cover by the Gregory Brothers:


  • Captain D

    Fantastic! Thank you for linking that

  • MauraFoley

    Scrolled down to post that! I love them.

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