5 Steps To Actually Enjoying A Miley Cyrus Song
STEP ONE: Keep your tongue in your head.
STEP TWO: Keep your clothes on your body.
STEP THREE: Leave Terry Richardson out of it. Entirely.
STEP FOUR: Don’t molest the construction equipment. People need that stuff. For constructing things.
STEP FIVE: Leave Miley Cyrus out of it. Entirely.
Pajiba Love Express
Here's some Daveed Diggs for you. On Daveed Diggs' digs, actually. That man does things with clothes that should not make sense, but are absolutely perfect. (Go Fug Yourself)
Woody Allen has "so moved on" from his daughter's accusations and says he never even thinks about it. He equates her words about him to a bad review he won't read and comments on how wacky it is that Mia Farrow is his mother-in-law. He is the worst. (Celebitchy)
Not The Worst but still very gross: Leonardo DiCaprio and his
Here are 5 under-the-radar shows. I had never even heard of the first two. (Uproxx)