5 Steps To Actually Enjoying A Miley Cyrus Song
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5 Steps To Actually Enjoying A Miley Cyrus Song

By Joanna Robinson | Videos | October 17, 2013 | Comments ()


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STEP ONE: Keep your tongue in your head.

STEP TWO: Keep your clothes on your body.

STEP THREE: Leave Terry Richardson out of it. Entirely.

STEP FOUR: Don’t molest the construction equipment. People need that stuff. For constructing things.

STEP FIVE: Leave Miley Cyrus out of it. Entirely.




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