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Gwyneth Paltrow Fondles a Guy's Junk on British Television

By Dustin Rowles | Videos | April 22, 2013 | Comments ()

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Not that you need additional evidence that Graham Norton's talk show still offers the best unscripted moments on television (see also: Drunk Mark Wahlberg), but over the weekend, Gwyneth Paltrow fondled some British guy's testicles, demonstrating that she may have had her sense of humor surgically re-attached.

The best bit is in the end, when British rando asks, "Did that just happen?" Zap ahead to the 14:00 mark for the goods.

It doesn't quite, however, rise to the hilariously awkward episode of Graham Norton where Paltrow raps "Straight Outta Compton."


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  • Morgan_LaFai

    Dude, when Graham Norton introduced the the guests you could hear him quite clearly say, "But first blah, blah, blah LEE MACK!"

    I don't mind the use of the term rando when it is applicable, but it is not here. Lee Mack is not some rando milking his 15 mins for all it's worth before being given the boot to clear away space for the next flash in the pan. He is a fairly famous comedian on the other side of the Pond. I know him primarily comedic on panel shows (something I dearly wish we had more of this side of the pond).

  • annie

    I love the righteous indignation that you didn't know who this dude is. Frankly, it's just Lee Mack, whom I can't stand. Yawn. Let me know when she's feeling up, I don't know, James McAvoy or the Cumblybatch.

  • koko temur

    No, sir, the best part of it was when that "rando" said that he wasnt that aroused since he saw her head in a box in seven. Any other answer is uneceptable.

  • Actually, I think he said he hadnt been this aroused since he saw her head in a box in seven. Even better.

  • ,

    Um ... nobody sees her head in the box in "Se7en." Except Detective Somerset. And he doesn't show the rest of us.

  • I know, but apparently Lee Mack doesn't.

  • SorayaS

    Theoretically she seems prim and uptight but whenever I see her interviewed she seems so laid back and friendly. Her best Graham Norton moment was inviting Jason Byrne to touch her ass if he wanted. And Graham and Jason making fun of her wood-fire pizza oven.

  • poopnado

    Whatever, call me when his pants are off.

  • e jerry powell

    You know what?
    "Gwyneth Paltrow Fondles A Guy's Junk" should be its own reality show. Except that I hate seeing perfectly good penises ruined by the GOOP lady's touch.

  • Steph

    I'm fine with people not properly acknowledging Lee Mack. He's pretty lame.

  • Zirza

    He's too famous to be labeled Random British Bloke, though.

  • annie

    This. I find him mean-spirited on panel shows, especially when he thinks someone else is having one up on him.

  • Anebo

    So much this. Apart from Would I Lie to You?, where I tolerate him only because he and David Mitchell are pretty good together, he is insufferable.

  • asherlev1

    Sighh. Do I have to watch that episode now? I've been avoiding anything she touches with a ten foot radius. And I LOVE Lee Mack.

  • Az

    I don't want to like her but when she pulls somehting like this it's hard not to like her.

  • e jerry powell

    It's never hard to not like Gwyneth Paltrow. I can do it without thinking.

  • Forbiddendonut

    She's always had a good sense of humor.

  • Spencer

    That was no random British chap, that is the highly esteemed Lee Mack. The master of puns and absurd one liners.

  • $27019454

    This. This is what I'd end up doing waaaay too often if I was a wealthy star with opportunities galore. Of course I'd do lots of the noblesse oblige things like giving to charity, showing up to visit the infirm in hospital, allowing myself to be interviewed by plebian masses, etc. But I'd end up just like this every weekend -- taking talk show gigs, drinking beforehand and handling men. I would. I swear. Try me.

  • e jerry powell

    You're serious, aren't you?

    Be careful what you wish for...

  • Maguita NYC

    Jeezus I had a dumb-blonde moment par excellence: Iron man. Duh.

  • dizzylucy

    I'm sure she was just checking him for gluten intolerance.

  • zeke_the_pig

    coffee - keyboard - spurt

  • swallace

    Seriously? How long would it have taken you to do a tiny bit of journalism and research your article. That "British rando" is the comedian Lee Mack.

  • cicatricella

    I know, right?

  • koko temur

    On unrelated note, can you imagine how many handreds times weirder that clip would be if it was david mitchell instead of lee? And funnier?

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