An Afternoon Comment Diversion / Ranylt Richildis
My grandmother was infamous for her collection of folk instructions. Don’t hand people knives or scissors—it cuts friendship. Don’t make important decisions, visits or phone calls on any day but a Tuesday. Avoid dark green, an unlucky color; Nan nearly had a stroke when my mother once innocently spread a dark green tablecloth under a birthday setting.
Personally, I’m Little Ms. Flippant when it comes to these things. I open umbrellas in houses and walk beneath ladders and never worry about broken mirrors or spilled salt or even thirteen-month-old babies. I’d sleep in a graveyard if the blankets were warm enough. But there’s one thing I have never, in thirty-odd years, been able to bring myself to do: I can’t say Bloody Mary in front of a mirror, and I’m pretty sure I never will.
Maybe we all have a superstitious weak spot. No matter how rational or secular we are, or how detached from the traditions of our forebears, some things linger. What lives at the back of your brain, set apart from the rest of your personality or philosophy like a brat under a dunce cap? Or (conversely) what superstitions do you eagerly embrace and defend with enthusiasm?
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I regularly knock on wood when needed, and I will even throw salt over my left shoulder when I spill it. The knocking on wood is one thing, but the salt? I don't know why I do that. I also try not to talk about when my toddler has been sleeping regularly through the night, lest I might jinx it.
Posted by: katy at January 9, 2008 2:54 PM
Dang I actually get in on a comments diversion early on and I am not even superstitious. I do feel weird walking under ladders.
Posted by: lyricalcatt at January 9, 2008 2:57 PM
I usually have a psychotically good memory when it comes to what I'm wearing and when I'm wearing it, and if something bad happens when I'm wearing a particular item--a shirt or a coat, usually-- it takes me a good while to wear it again. Weird, but eh.
Posted by: em at January 9, 2008 3:00 PM
My granny always used to warn that flocks of black birds would bring really horrible luck, and would freak out and call to check on family members when a large flock of starlings would land in her yard. I never paid much attention to it, as my granny is often a bit crazy, but when I was in Jr. High a huge flock of starlings landed in our backyard and on the same day our home was robbed.
I don't freak out about starlings, but I am wary around them.
Posted by: Tori at January 9, 2008 3:00 PM
I may have mentioned on the site that I'm a fan of the Indianapolis Colts. Well, two years ago, on the night benfore opeing Sunday, I got myself inebriated. On Sunday morning, I did something I rarely do: I drove to McDonald's and got myself one of those Hangover McMuffins for Mrs. Pajiba-hyphenate and I to soak up the alcohol. And the Colts won that day. So, naturally, my superstitious ass attributed the win to the Hangover McMuffin. So, I vowed to get one every single Sunday until the Colts lost.
They won their first 13 games.
I haven't had a McMuffin since.
Posted by: Dustin at January 9, 2008 3:01 PM
Is it superstitious to feel like an ass double posting...hee. Knocking on wood. Oh yeah I do that sometimes. I even do it the clever way by knocking on my own head.... I am kidding. I HATE people that do that. I makes me want to punch them in the head.
Posted by: lyricalcatt at January 9, 2008 3:03 PM
you name it... i am superstitious about it. black cats? hate them. ladders? won't walk under them. knock on wood? wherever i can find it. you get the idea? it creeps me out. i won't watch my college football team play or wear their colors on gameday (i feel as though i am personally responsible if they lose-- nutso). i have never even broken a mirror... knock on wood. shit!
Posted by: legib at January 9, 2008 3:03 PM
I'm insanely superstitious about one main thing: when I think of something either bad and quickly forget about it, that event will happen. Sort of like knocking on wood...
One notable example:
A few years ago I was going to the Philly zoo with two good friends. Dawn, who is a great driver, offered to drive my car and I let her, but not before thinking "God, it would suck if she crashed it." I immediately dismissed it, and 45 minutes later she totalled my car on the Schuykill Expressway.
This has happened with getting pulled over, losing things, arguments, hurting myself...it happens so often that now when I think of something less than pleasant, I immediately focus on it not happening so I don't jinx myself.
Julie: That very thing happened to me just this morning. we're having very high winds here today, and I was at my desk staring across the street at the neighbors' house (you can just see it through the trees), thinking, "Who do I call if a tree goes through their roof while they're away? I bet our power goes out."
A second later--literally no kidding--our power went out (thankfully it came back on within 30 minutes, and even more thankfully, I'm seeing no trees through anyone's roof, despite all the flying branches out there). I did, at the time, remark about the coincidence. --RR
Posted by: Julie at January 9, 2008 3:05 PM
I act in a lot of stage plays so I've picked up a ton of supersitions. I cross myself before I go onstage even though I'm only Catholic by birth and not devout at all; I've recently developed supersitions towards naming the Scottish play (aka the "M" word) outloud; I go outside, spit and spin around thrice if I slip; I believe vehemently in theatre ghosts and won't taunt them, and if I talk about them I continually voice my respect for them; and I always have to do the yoga sun salute and belt the highest note in my register before the show starts. I always lift my hands and feet when going over train tracks. Other than that, I tend to avoid stepping on cracks and the like, but I don't feel strongly about them.
Posted by: Ling at January 9, 2008 3:07 PM
I don't drink draft beer. I think it brings me bad luck. How's THAT for random superstition?
Posted by: Kitty X at January 9, 2008 3:09 PM
I'm not superstitious but will knock wood when the occasion warrants.
But when I was pregnant and working with homeless families, one of my gals said I was going to have to get rid of my cat (completely black, by the way) after the baby was born. When I asked why, she said "Cuz it will suck the breaf right out your baby!"
I explained to her that while my cat may be able to put it's mouth over the baby's, I'm pretty sure that it couldn't pinch his nose.
Posted by: wsapnin at January 9, 2008 3:09 PM
Whenever I get crapped on by a bird or step in dog shit I never feel lucky. I guess I'm not superstitious.
Posted by: Pete at January 9, 2008 3:10 PM
I believe in jinxing myself, but it's more to do with having had a lot of disappointments and not wanting to feel that way again. I grew up in Africa mostly so we had different superstitions. My grandmother would fly into a rage if I drank milk from her cows standing (apparently, it kills them). Girls shouldn't whistle or they'd be attacked by snakes at night (I actually learned to whistle as a kid specifically to see if it would happen.). I don't like stepping on cracks in the pavement and I'm ridiculously happy when I can fit my foot in one section. That's not a superstition though, it's my obsession with symmetry.
Posted by: joker at January 9, 2008 3:11 PM
I'm TERRIFIED any time I wake up around 3:33 a.m. I know a lot of people didn't find the Exorcism of Emily Rose that scary, but I was traumatized by it. In the film, people get possessed at exactly 3:33 - they wake up at that time, and then the devil comes to get 'em! I have a lot of trouble getting back to sleep when I wake up around then.
Oooh, and I always check under my car and in my back seat when I'm in a dark-ish parking lot. That would be because of Urban Legends.
Finally, my sister and I both always laugh at ourselves, because we avoid cracks when walking. It's not at all like I believe I'm going to be breaking anyone's back anytime soon, but it's just a weird habit that is hard to break - almost a subconscious thing.
Posted by: tt_marie at January 9, 2008 3:11 PM
I am surprisingly superstitious, though mostly in non-traditional ways; however, I throw salt over my left shoulder. I'm somewhat obsessed with jinxing things. I'll some times avoid answering questions about things going well, or answer the question by asking if the person is trying to jinx me.
Once I think that something bad might happen if I don't do a particular thing, then I have to do that particular thing to avoid the bad occurrence. Like, yesterday, I got a chain email that promised good luck if forwarded, and bad luck if not. And as much as I simply wanted to delete the damn thing, I became concerned enough about the bad luck that I sent it along to 20 of my friends. Sigh.
Clearly, I need to feel like I have more agency in my life...
Posted by: tamatha at January 9, 2008 3:12 PM
i knock on wood, try not to split poles when i'm walking with someone, and pick up pennies if they are face side up, but not if they are face-down.
wow, that sounds like a lot. i don't think of myself as superstitious, just mildly unlucky, so i figure i can use all the (imaginary) help i can get.
i also have all sorts of rules about how things should be done, but i attribute that to being highly neurotic, not superstitious.
Posted by: pq at January 9, 2008 3:17 PM
My grandmother insisted that you can't do laundry on Fridays or someone you know will die. That goes triple for New Years. Rationally I know that I couldn't possibly kill someone by doing laundry on the wrong day, but I can't bring myself to test it.
Posted by: misty at January 9, 2008 3:19 PM
When I knock on wood I use my own head. Does that count?
I won't walk under a ladder if someone or something is on it, especially if paint or heavy objects are involved but then I am very "superstitious" about not being blinded by paint and/or suffering brain trauma--not to mention causing injury to the poor person I accidentally knock off the ladder.
Posted by: Buttercup at January 9, 2008 3:20 PM
Any time the clock hits 4:44 or 5:55 etc. I make a wish. Plus when I was little I was TERRIFIED of the basement, so my mom, bless her heart devised a way to protect me from the nameless boogie monster in the basement. She told me to hold my breath and nothing bad would happen to me. So now to this very day, whenever I pass a creepy place I hold my breath until I am passed it.
Posted by: ziva at January 9, 2008 3:21 PM
Hee-Ranylt, obviously fate has a brutal sense of humor when it comes to us :)
Posted by: Julie at January 9, 2008 3:21 PM
I do the knocking on wood thing.
And for some reason I JUST started throwing salt over my shoulder. I never even thought about it before, so I have no idea why I started now.
Ladders, cracks and black cats do make me pause for a second, but I'm not overly worried about those.
Oh yeah, and if a restaurant bill or receipt comes out to total 666, I'll tip more or add/drop an item to get a different number.
Posted by: SR at January 9, 2008 3:21 PM
My best friend's Granny told me a long time ago never to talk about bad dreams before you eat breakfast, because they will certainly come true. I took this advice to heart.
Posted by: lola at January 9, 2008 3:23 PM
i personally find superstitions a tad bit ludacris but i always seem to abide by the whole knock on wood one, and i don't know why.
i've also been known to cross my fingers occassionally.
Posted by: citizen_cris at January 9, 2008 3:23 PM
I don't think of myself as superstitious, but I do throw spilled salt over my left shoulder, and I'm afraid of ghosts even though I don't actually believe in them (not during the day when I'm fully awake anyway). I have never named the Scottish Play in a theater (I'd almost forgotten about that one Ling!), but it's mostly so the people around me don't freak out, don't step on sidewalk cracks, but I also think that's a symmetry thing, not fear of something bad happening, and like tt_marie that stupid Urban legend has me checking the back seat of my car at night when I get in it.
Posted by: s. pisaster at January 9, 2008 3:23 PM
Sooooo....there is a certain free news paper in Manhattan. Which has in it a certain horoscope. And for months I was fighting the growing feeling that this particular horoscope writer KNEW something. But like a good skeptic I hid my growing conviction/addiction to this horoscope, never mentioning it to a soul. Until one day an old friend that I happened to meet at a party sheepishly admitted to an enslavement to this particular horoscope. I was thrilled to discover I was not alone. But neither one of us could come up with a justification for our conviction.
The only other prevalent superstition I have is object related. If something I value breaks or is lost, or found for that matter, it feels like a sign.
Posted by: AES at January 9, 2008 3:25 PM
My superstitions have more to do with any sort of performance I am in. I am a decent singer (in my mind at least, but everyone I know says I am much better than I let on. One is one's own worst critic, eh?) and regularly perform with choirs or in musicals, etc. Therefore, during the week of the concert, when not practicing, I will not enter the theater of performance for any reason short of alien invasion, lesbian 3-ways, or Ryan Reynolds, and even then I might have to be pushed. I must also listen to music from my "Pump It Up!" list for at least 1 hour to acheive maximum effectiveness. This list features many things, but mostly of the hard rock and metal variety, although, wrestling entrance themes may pop up ("Real American" by Rick Derringer. Oh yeah, it's a classic). And I must pace whilst doing this otherwise I get really hosed up and that is not a good thing. Even before I make my grand entrance, I must always, ALWAYS eat beforehand. Either MickeyD's or Taco Bell, must be consumed. Beside those few things, I'm not really superstitious at all.
Posted by: ScarletKnight at January 9, 2008 3:26 PM
After pondering the diversion for a bit, I realized that I'm hardly superstitious at all. When I was involved in the theater, I used to drive the other actors insane with my refusal to kow-tow to all the old wives tales. Theater folks are some seriously superstitious mo-fo's.
I love black cats and have had two as pets. I'm also rather fond of cemeteries.
I do the knock on wood thing a lot. That's about it. And since owning my Emily the Strange black t-shirt, I've always worn it on when it's Friday the 13th, but I guess that's more of a tradition.
My husband, on the other hand, is crazy superstitious. He will hold his breath when passing a cemetery, even when he's the one driving. When he does this, I keep my hands ready to grab the wheel should the graveyard prove to be rather large and my husband passes out.
He's a kooky one!
Posted by: Alabamapink at January 9, 2008 3:27 PM
As for pennies that are tails side up, I flip it over for someone else to find and have good luck. It makes sense to me.
Posted by: tamatha at January 9, 2008 3:29 PM
Hey Misty: "My grandmother insisted that you can't do laundry on Fridays or someone you know will die. That goes triple for New Years."
HAHAHAH! I think what she meant was SHE can't do laundry on those days or someone will die. It was her way of getting a day off!!! I like it. I may borrow that technique for lots of things. "Hey boss, I can't get that report to you on Friday because someone will die. How about next Tuesday?"
Posted by: BWeaves at January 9, 2008 3:30 PM
I didn't think I was that superstitious. I mean, I live in apartment number 1313 and I have a black cat... but I also have super shitty luck for the most part, so who knows?
But I do have one luck-related ritual - Despite having been mostly agnostic for several years, I say the same prayer every night before I go to bed. I started doing this consistantly after I was in eighth grade (which was about 14 yrs ago) and my great aunt died the morning after I had forgotten to pray the night before. It feels a bit wrong to pray without using my whole heart, but I do it nonetheless. Then again, I suppose many people do...
Oh, and I am also convinced that my family has a curse on it and that it was put there by some people that my gypsy relatives had scorned. I often wonder about how I can lift it. Okay... so maybe that IS a little weird...
Posted by: Mistress Violet at January 9, 2008 3:32 PM
Half my family is Carribbean, which takes superstition to a whole 'nother level. We're talking belief in zombies and paying money to witch-doctors and the whole nine yards.
I don't believe in an iota of it myself, but it's pretty damn freaky how those who do seem to be justified by all the spooky stuff that works out in accordance with their wacky superstitions...
As for me, I think 22 is my lucky number, and that when I see it, someone is thinking of me, though don't ask me why. I'm still afraid of the dark, at the age of 30, and I can't even imagine saying Bloody Mary into a mirror. Jesus.
Posted by: Gabrielle at January 9, 2008 3:32 PM
I sometimes knock on wood and stuff but mostly just out of habit or something, I'm not really superstitious.
And I generally avoid walking under ladders but that's just because I don't want them to fall on me.
Posted by: Lizzle at January 9, 2008 3:33 PM
I don't believe in anything supernatural. However, bad things seemed to happen when I was wearing a certain pair of pants -- got dumped, got trapped at the airport -- and even though I knew they were just fabric and that it was all in my mind, those pants went to goodwill fairly quickly. It might have all been in my head, but hell, how you feel about something influences your day.
I do love how superstitions start though -- salt is supposed to blind the devil, knocking on wood is essentially swearing on the cross. Entertaining stuff.
Posted by: ellipsis at January 9, 2008 3:33 PM
When I was young my mum would tell me that if I stood in May rain I would grow to be very tall. I'm 5'9" and to this day I will run outside and stand in the rain in the month of May.
Posted by: Agent Scully at January 9, 2008 3:33 PM
Oh, and I can't watch a football game without doing something weird: I have to imagine a wall of air when my team's defense is out there - this huge whoosh of energy the other team can't bust through. I, like, focus on this wall with all my might. And I kinda freak out when I can't watch a game, because I think it is important for me to do this. Craaaazzzyyyy.
Posted by: tt_marie at January 9, 2008 3:34 PM
Am I the only one that got the sudden urge to go to the bathroom and say 'Bloody Mary' to the mirror?
I'll be right back...
... I, for reasons arcane, occasionally toss salt over my left shoulder. Not so much when I spill it, as I rarely spill salt for some reason, but just... because. Why? Because I once read it was a superstition (bad spirits, salt=purity, yadda yadda) and it became something of a joke... one I am persistantly unable to stop doing.
Of course, when I season something I'm cooking I do the whole 'Bam!' thing now, and I only saw Emiril like three times... much fun.
Posted by: Spike at January 9, 2008 3:37 PM
My boyfriend has a million little superstitions that he follows and I indulge his idiosyncracies to a degree since they're the normal superstitious stuff we're all familiar with.
He's only got one that baffles me. I had never heard it before, but apparently you're not supposed to light a cigarette off of a candle because every time you do a sailor dies. It dates back to when sailor's wives would light a candle in the window while their husbands were away at sea. If it blew out, that was a bad omen for the life expectancy of their breadwinner. I don't really know how he translated such a superstition into the cigarette thing though. Seems like an odd leap.
But I break superstitions like their going out of style.
Posted by: Erica O. at January 9, 2008 3:37 PM
I'm only superstitious about sports. Then I'm insane. I only wear certain clothes. I have lucky underwear. I wear the same Patriots jersey every Sunday, and refuse to wash it until they lose (so far... so good). And under no circumstances is my wife allowed to watch with me, because, though I love her dearly, she is a fucking black cloud of death to my sports teams. It's uncanny.
Posted by: TK at January 9, 2008 3:40 PM
Darling hubby is a professional astronomer (not astrologer) and there is an asteroid with my name. It is asteroid number 1313, which I find very amusing. Unfortunately, my name will not become famous unless asteroid 1313 smashes into the Earth.
Posted by: BWeaves at January 9, 2008 3:41 PM
Alabama, I love cemeteries as well-there's such a charm to them, macabre as that may be.
I have one more that I forgot-if I think about something scary while laying in bed, I make myself repeat "I will not have a dream about that" a number of times while picturing the frightening image. When I was a kid this would take at least 5 minutes, since I was and still am a horror movie fan and would have to picture scenes from Poltergeist, IT, The Exorcist, etc.
Non superstitiously, 13 is my lucky number, mainly because my birthday falls on one. My birthday has fallen on Friday the 13th three times (including my 21st) and they've all been legen...wait for it...dary.
Posted by: Julie at January 9, 2008 3:41 PM
For the most part I am not superstitious at all, except for two things. If I look at the clock at 11:11 I always make a wish, and I have this thing I call 'Bus Luck'. For some reason I never ever have to wait more than 15 minutes for a bus. Usually the bus arrives right after I get to the stop. I got it from my dad who has what he calls 'Parking Karma'.He always gets great parking spots.
Posted by: whereismymind at January 9, 2008 3:44 PM
I guess I'm the complete opposite of superstitious. Because I worship the devil.
What do you throw over your shoulder to keep the evangelical christians away?
Posted by: boo at January 9, 2008 3:45 PM
I get nervous around black cats, but not enough to avoid them.
Besides the knock wood thing, I used to literally step on the sidewalk cracks (no, not because I wanted to break my mother's back) because I was slightly obsessive compulsive and felt weird if I didn't do it. I've grown out of it since then.
Posted by: Brie at January 9, 2008 3:46 PM
SR - here's a video rental store in my town that offers 6 movies for $6.66, advertised prominently on their front window. The SO and I are usually thrilled when a bill comes out to some variation of 666, but then, we're atheists.
Posted by: s. pisaster at January 9, 2008 3:48 PM
Many of my superstitions have been handed down to me from my old Italian relatives...
1)NEVER, under any circumstances, place shoes, especially new ones, on a table. It is extremely bad luck. I don't know why.
2)Dropping silverware: A fork means someone's coming to visit. A knife means someone will soon die.
3)Doing laundry on New Year's Day is strictly forbidden. To do so means that you will throw away all your good luck for the new year with the dirty water.
4)Keeping your hands under the dinner table means that you have something to hide and are not to be trusted. Try explaining that one to the parents of non-Italian friends when visiting for dinner.
Here's my own: I always make a wish at 11:11. Not 3:33 or 4:44, but 11:11, and 11:11 only. The duality of the numbers gives me greater hope that my wish will come true.
I also know many tricks & rituals to remove curses. Yeah, those old bitches were crazy. Good meatballs, though.
Posted by: Kolby at January 9, 2008 3:50 PM
TK: Please let your wife in the room, please!!
And before I forget, I used to work the night shift at the packing plant and I hated leaving, because it was always at 2 or 3 in the morning. The parking lot would be nearly empty and my car is always near the back and the nearest car is about 50 feet away. I always imagined myself getting mauled by wolves. It is absolutely dumb, but that thought always enters my mind, anytime I have to leave the plant. Luckily that only happens one week outta the year.
Posted by: ScarletKnight at January 9, 2008 3:53 PM
Ranylt--I also am still scared to say "Bloody Mary" in a mirror.
My ultimate thing is that I will never ever try a Ouija board. Those things are creepy, I don't care how lame they are. I don't want to touch it.
Posted by: Kelsy at January 9, 2008 3:57 PM
I can't have three ice cubes in a glass. I can have two or four, but not three. My older sister once told me it's bad luck, and I'm sure she was just being an ass, but I still follow the rule.
Also, being the HUGE scaredy cat I am, I can't imagine saying Bloody Mary into a mirror. That's crazy talk. I'm still fairly convinced there are monsters under my bed waiting to grab my feet if I don't have them under the covers.
Posted by: superdeluxebabe at January 9, 2008 4:02 PM
Alabamapink, I do the same thing when I pass cemeteries and have come close to passing out myself. I think that's mostly to do with my fondness of horror movies from a young age, you dont ever disrespect the dead or they'll come gunning for your ass.
I also knock on wood but can't really justify it. The one thing I do try to look out for is mentioning the fact that I haven't caught cold this winter, or that the mosquitoes haven't gotten me tonight, or anything else related to my health or general comfort. Because the second I say it, its bound to happen.
Posted by: MG at January 9, 2008 4:03 PM
When I was fourteen, a friend of mine's foxy stepsister had us do the Ouija board with her. She had me utterly fucking convinced that we had spoken to Ted Knight from "Too Close For Comfort", as he had died earlier that week.
Scared the piss outta me. I know now she was just screwing with us, but still... those friggin things give me the willies. I should find out where she lives now and slash her tires...
I also cannot pass a heads-up penny on the ground. I'd like to think this makes me superstitious as opposed to cheap. Dunno...
Posted by: Skittimus Maximus at January 9, 2008 4:08 PM
TK- my husband thinks I am a curse to his team, because the first Huskers game he watched with me was a bad loss and the start of their recent suckage. But he still lets me in the same room when the game is on.
Now I'm pregnant; the baby is due in September. If the Huskers start winning, how much do you want to bet that the baby becomes the good luck charm?
I don't have any superstitious; I just have anxiety!
Posted by: Kt at January 9, 2008 4:08 PM
*superstitions, duh.
Posted by: Kt at January 9, 2008 4:10 PM
I have inherited from my father the Persian belief that if a guest has overstayed their welcome, you can get them to leave by sprinkling a little salt in their shows.
Posted by: Nathan at January 9, 2008 4:10 PM
I'm pretty superstitious, although I do love cemetaries; they're my favorite places to wander and relax. I also had the most awesome black cat for years. However, I do toss the salt, take a wide berth around ladders, and never, ever, ever open an umbrella inside. Two co-workers did that just the other day, and I about freaked.
And TK, keep her out of the room!!! I missed seeing 2 World Series victories because every time I walked in the room, something bad would happen, so I banished myself to the back of the house. Sometimes sacrifices are necessary.
Posted by: pinkcheese at January 9, 2008 4:11 PM
I'm not so much superstitious as Obsessive compulsive. I insist that
1) Then clothes are hung, that the hook faces the inside of the closet
2) Toilet paper rolls are replaced so that the paper rolls over instead of under
3) When I put on earphones I check to make sure that I am putting the "Left" earbud in the left ear and "Right" in the right ear.
Posted by: Manny at January 9, 2008 4:15 PM
I'm a superstitious hoo-er. I have the double whammy of a Catholic and Italian upbringing.
I throw spilled salt over my shoulder and knock on wood. I don't walk under ladders and never open an umbrella in the house. No new shoes on the table, and no hats on the bed. I bless myself whenever a siren (cops, ambulance, etc) goes by. I have a Christmas card with the three Wise Men over my front door with a dollar in it (a new one every year) for health and financial security. I also make sure my house is spotless on New Year's Eve because my mother always says, "However your house is at the turn of the new year, is how it will be all year long."
My mother also never allowed a Ouija board in the house, because it opens up the door to the devil.
Posted by: Nicole at January 9, 2008 4:16 PM
When I was a little-un, my dad read me A.A. Milne, especially the poem about the "bears" who'll get you if you don't walk in "only the squares." Translation: bears will sit idly by until you step on a crack, and then they'll chase you and try to bite you. When we'd be out and about, and I was casually walking ahead, he'd sometimes give my leg a light, ticklish grab and roar in my ear. This was twenty years ago. I know, instinctively, when I step on a crack. Bad. Baaaaaad to step on cracks.
I also write angry missives to those who send me chain letters, because I don't like the negative energy they're putting out? And when I was in love with someone, I'd put all my pennies face-side up on the sidewalk to show off for them, trying to put more good luck around wherever we went.
It worked.
Posted by: that bees chick at January 9, 2008 4:19 PM
I really believe bad things happen in threes, at least that's what I've convinced myself to believe.
I also say a little prayer/blessing/whatever when ambulances go by, but I like to think that's more from being a nice person than being superstitious!
Posted by: Be Adequite! at January 9, 2008 4:19 PM
Every time I spill milk I sacrifice a goat.
Posted by: David at January 9, 2008 4:20 PM
Erica O. - I think the lighting a cigarette from a candle thing may be an amalgamation of a few different superstitions. My dad told me about one where it's bad luck to light 3 cigarettes on a match because in world war II that was long enough for the enemy to get you in their sights.
Posted by: thejodester at January 9, 2008 4:22 PM
I'm not remotely superstitious and never have been, not even as a little girl. I was born on the 13th, my cat is black, and after college I managed a bookstore so I think nothing whatsoever of walking under ladders all day. The summer I was ten I slept in a cemetary one night because my cousin's friend dared me to, and I thought it was no big deal, but my grandmother was horrified and hauled my ass to church the minute my cousin told her that I had probably become possessed by ghosts.
I think chain letters are a stupid waste of time and usually delete them, but sometimes if I'm feeling evil I'll just send ten copies right back to the person who sent it to me so I can watch them panic while I point and laugh. One of my best friends has a Zombie Survival Kit (no, seriously - she really does, with like an ax and flares and shit) and she is absolutely convinced that someday zombies will attack and she will be one of the only survivors because she's so well prepared.
I genuinely don't understand superstition, but my zombie survivin' friend tells me that's because I'm evil to the core and have no soul and am far scarier than anything supernatural. I suppose this theory has some merit, but I suspect it has more to do with the fact that I don't have any real phobias, either. I'm not afraid of heights or bugs or water or the dark or anything. I don't think I'm invincible or anything fatally insane like that, but I guess I just figure I'm guaranteed to die someday and I can waste my life worrying about how, or just deal with it when it smacks me upside the head and in the meantime get on with the business of living.
Posted by: Sarina at January 9, 2008 4:23 PM
OK I admit to chickening out on the Bloody mary thing before the third time (our superstition was to say it three times while turning around and on the third time she will appear in the mirror) But other than that my only other superstition is to not use the words God and Da*n together (see I couldn't even type them) because my parents taught me that the commandments don't say not to swear just not to take God's name in vain. Oh and Boo if growing up in the Southern Baptist religion taught me anything it's that if you want to keep the evangelicals away just tell them that you're morally opposed to giving your money to faith based groups. That'll do it.
Posted by: Phat Girl at January 9, 2008 4:24 PM
I bought a crucifix when I visited Rome. I decided to carry it around one day even though I wasn't Catholic. That was 9/11/01. I haven't touched the crucifix since.
Posted by: ShagearedVillain at January 9, 2008 4:24 PM
I always make sure that last thing I tell my mom, sister and husband (whether in person or on the phone) is 'I love you' because I've convinced myself that if I don't, one or the other of us will die.
Posted by: Mella at January 9, 2008 4:25 PM
Of course being Irish, I could hog this thread for quite a while so I'll only post the ones I like best and have kept up since Granny died.
1. Make sure you witness the sunrise on the Winter Solstice or the winter may never end for you.
2. When somebody known to you dies, it's important to stop all the clocks in the house until the person has been buried. Otherwise, the spirit will not know that time has stopped for them and continue in this world instead of moving to the next.
2. On Halloween night, make sure there is no standing water in the house or the ghosts who came back from the other world for the evening will use the water to hide in and be stuck in your world for another year (this one obviously originated long before indoor plumbing and would drive Granny to distraction flushing the toilet and putting bricks on the seat to try to comply).
Posted by: PaddyDog at January 9, 2008 4:27 PM
"here's a video rental store in my town that offers 6 movies for $6.66, advertised prominently on their front window."
s. pisaster - Sounds like Satan is lurking just inside...
Posted by: SR at January 9, 2008 4:29 PM
I'm in the same category as all those above who think "this will be hard, superstitions are for idiots" and then come up with half a dozen things I do off the top of my head.
My superstitions are entirely hockey-related: When I used to play as a teenager I would never get more than half-dressed until the Zamboni was on it's way off the ice; at that point I would hurriedly put on skates, shoulder pads, etc as quickly as possible (I got very good at it and it usually didn't take me mre than 90 seconds). Once on the ice I always re-tie my skates at least twice (sometimes 3-4 times) between hitting the ice and the game starting, and I constantly tuck and re-tuck my jersey into opposite sides of my pants until I'm on the ice for a goal by my side (at this point the jersey stays exactly where it was when that happened).
I hadn't played hockey at all for 7-8 years; then last winter I was playing in a company hockey tournament in Ottawa and fell right back into old habits (the jersey-re-tucking was even subconscious; I didn't realize I was fiddling so much with it until a co-worker asked if something was wrong with my equipment). Yet I'm completely unsuperstitious in every other area of my life, even going so far as to walk under ladders and such to prove that superstitions are bunk.
Posted by: S.K. at January 9, 2008 4:33 PM
Reading through this list I've come to the realization that I do not have one superstitious bone in my body, despite both my grandmother and mother trying to drill them into me at a young age.
I own a black cat, I walk under ladders without a second thought, when salt spills on the table I leave it for my husband to clean up (because I am lazy), I put shoes on the table, I'll open an umbrella indoors, I don't believe that when I drop the dishcloth on the floor that someone will be dropping by for a visit, I hold no faith in tragedies happening in three's and I just looked in the mirror and said Bloody Mary and have lived to tell the tale. (Although maybe that's because I'm not exactly sure why you can't say Bloody Mary while looking in a mirror. I'm in my 30's but apparently I have missed something? Can someone explain the Blood Mary thing? Although to my credit (or embarrassment) I know why you shouldn't say Candyman three times in a mirror.)
Regardless, my remarkable lack of superstition makes me one boring bitch doesn't it?
Posted by: Elizabeth at January 9, 2008 4:34 PM
Mistress Violet-
My address is also 1313 and we have two black cats, so I can't be too superstitious either.
However, I do hold my breath going past cemeteries (as a passenger or driver), and knock on wood. Couldn't tell you why.
Posted by: jillster85 at January 9, 2008 4:36 PM
The only one I really believe in is the one that says bad things come in threes because for me it always does. I'm freaked right out because two bad things have happenend in a short period of time and I don't want to know what the third will be.
Posted by: Agente Provocatrice at January 9, 2008 4:36 PM
I own two solid black cats, and 13 is my lucky number. From something I read a long time ago 13 was considered a good number for good people and a bad number for bad people. Hopefully I am one of the good.
I was born with a caul over my head, which according to various folkore/legends/tales means I am unable to drown and able to see into other worlds. I do like to swim (Pisces) but I try not to test the drowning theory too much, cause it would really suck if I had been misinformed.
Does deja vu count as a superstition? Or premonitions? I have had both and now I try and pay attention to recurring patterns of thought. Before I was in a hit and run, there was a week or two that every time I was driving I just had the word "crash" keep repeating in my mind. After the jackass hit me, the "crash" thought went away.
Posted by: Maria at January 9, 2008 4:38 PM
Boo: "What do you throw over your shoulder to keep the evangelical christians away?"
I recommend throwing a stripper with 666 tatooed on her boobs over your shoulder.
And what's this Bloody Mary thing everyone keeps mentioning? I thought it was a drink.
Posted by: BWeaves at January 9, 2008 4:44 PM
Ooh, I forgot to add the funniest superstition I've personally heard.
When my husband and I married, in an effort to save money, we decided we weren't going to bother with an engagement ring or wedding bands. But then my mom gave me the rings that my dad had given her (they divorced when I was a child but she kept the rings for me) so I had them resized and wore them.
When an acquaintance found out that the rings (the very rings!) on my finger were from my parents marriage that had ended in divorce, the look of absolute horror on her face was hysterical. She mumbled something about how she would never wear those rings and at my complete look of incomprehension, she quickly explained that because I was now wearing them, my marriage was doomed and if I had any hope of saving it I should immediately get rid of the rings and wear new ones. I thought she was joking and laughed. When I finally figured out she was completely serious I explained very earnestly that these wedding rings were only temporary and that in the near future I would be having 666 tattooed on my ring finger as a sign of my pledge to both my husband and our dark master Satan.
Now she doesn't talk to me anymore.
Posted by: Elizabeth at January 9, 2008 4:44 PM
What y'all fail to realize is that my wife is not a sports fan... or if she is, it's for Philly teams (and we all know what THOSE fans are like). So when she comes in to watch the game, it's just to work her bad sports mojo.
I have fallen in love with evil, I tell you.
Posted by: TK at January 9, 2008 4:45 PM
Peyton Manning = Evil. That is all.
I am superstitious about walking under ladders and the bad things in threes. It is more like deaths occur in threes. I will never, ever go into a cemetery at night. I will also never wear the same outfit to a test if I did bad on an earlier test in that outfit. I will also not look in a mirror and say either of those words.
Given that I own two solid black cats with yellow eyes, the black cat thing does not bother me one bit.
Posted by: Melody at January 9, 2008 4:56 PM
I knock on wood, make wishes on eyelashes, hold my breath, raise my feet AND cross my fingers when driving by graveyards. However, my wierdest superstition is one that I entirely made up on my own: that yellow underwear brings academic good luck. I made this one up some time in high school, and it has stuck with me throughout my post-secondary career. I graduate in a few months and I suppose only time will tell if the yellow underwear bring good luck in the working world too....
Posted by: MissMaddie at January 9, 2008 4:57 PM
a hilarious superstition that i heard from a bulgarian friend is that while clinking glasses during a toast, you must look the person in the eyes or you will have bad sex for seven years.
the fact that it is hilarious has not stopped me from complying.
Posted by: elizabeth at January 9, 2008 4:58 PM
I also experience Deja Vu sometimes. It always freaks me out. Mine happens as a dream of an event and then that event comes true.
Posted by: Melody at January 9, 2008 4:58 PM
Being Hispanic and growing up in "The Theatre" I come by my superstitions honestly. I observe/practice them all but mostly out of habit. I do have unbelievably good luck--a friend claims that I have an "Armada of 'Guardian Angels'" looking out for me. Examples: (1)Because it was such a beautiful in New York on 9-11 I decided to walk to my 10:00 a.m. appointment in WTC Tower Two rather than observe my usual practice of arriving early and having coffee in the basement. I still got covered with dust as the Towers fell, however, I was not in the building but on the street and uninjured. (2) I was horribly annoyed to have to cancel my long-planned trip to Madrid at the last minute but was relieved to learn that I would have been on the train that was blown up by terrorists that very morning. (3)When a teen (15 yrs) I could not convince my parents to let me go to the mountains with friends. Later, on the evening news, it was reported that a car with four teenagers had failed to make a turn and careened over a 200 ft. cliff--all were dead. Despite the failure to list their names (pending notification), I knew in my heart that they were my friends and told my parents that I had to go see the mother of my longest-term friend. I was there when she got the call from the police. Three suffice, que no? I make sure to pray consistently to my guardian angels.
Posted by: rudy at January 9, 2008 4:59 PM
"I have fallen in love with evil, I tell you"
Awwww, schnookums, I thought we were going to wait to tell everyone. Damnit, TK. I guess the cocks cat's out of the bag now.
Posted by: Manny at January 9, 2008 4:59 PM
I also hold my breath passing cemetaries, and bite my tongue when I have a passing thought about something terrible happening.
Posted by: shaggy at January 9, 2008 4:59 PM
Maria: You are correct, the circumstances of your birth do indeed mean that you can never drown; however, if we're following legend, they also mean that your older brother will be so upset by your mother's politicking to position you as the heir to the chieftaindom that you will be cast out to spend 900 years wandering in the otherworld (in various forms) to void his attempts to kill you. If it's any consolation, you will eventually return to avenge the wrong done to you. Best of luck with all that.
Posted by: PaddyDog at January 9, 2008 5:01 PM
Sarina: Honey, there is nothing superstitious about zombie preparedness. Nothing.
When, not if, y'all.
Posted by: Alabamapink at January 9, 2008 5:01 PM
Mistress Violet - I also say the same exact prayer every night, though I am Christian. If I fall asleep before I say it, I will say it in the morning when I'm taking a shower or something. I wonder if something bad would happen to me or someone I love if I didn't say the prayer, but that's just my imagination. Isn't it?
Oh God, I would rather be horribly tortured than say 'Bloody Mary' three times in front of a mirror. When in a dark room with a mirror, my boyfriend will tease me by suddenly chanting a chorus of 'Bloody Mary', just to watch me go apeshit.
Posted by: Aurelia at January 9, 2008 5:05 PM
"What y'all fail to realize is that my wife is not a sports fan... or if she is, it's for Philly teams (and we all know what THOSE fans are like)."
Do you mean unequivocally awesome? :p
I'm a curse in person on my own teams. I went to the Bears/Eagles game this year (my best friend's dad has season tickets) and when I sat down, the guy next to me (another season ticket holder who I have sat next to 3 other times) started laughing and said that the game was doomed. The other three games I went to we lost two and the other was won in overtime, and he remembered me joking that I shouldn't be allowed into the stadium. Naturally, the Eagles lost in the final minute and a half of the game. To his credit, he did not throw his beer at me.
The same goes for the Phillies, I attend at least 3 games a season and they NEVER WIN when I'm there. It's been that way since I was a kid, even in the glorious '93 season.
Posted by: Julie at January 9, 2008 5:06 PM
Rudy: Will you please post your travel plans/appointments for the next year? Nothing personal, but I'd quite like to avoid anywhere you're going to be.
Posted by: PaddyDog at January 9, 2008 5:06 PM
PQ: How did you come to the "splitting the pole" superstition? That one is very big for me, to the point where I feel very anxious if I am walking with a group and one person splits to one side while the rest of the group stays on the other. But I thought it was unique to my group of friends in college; the splitters generally had something very bad happen to them: arrests, write-ups, broken front teeth, car accidents... although looking back, maybe that could be attributed to the drinking. :)
Posted by: KJ at January 9, 2008 5:07 PM
PaddyDog - aww hell no! Say it ain't so. And if it IS so, well, I have three older brothers, so if you could maybe specify which one I need to start pre-revenging I would appreciate it. Thanks.
Posted by: Maria at January 9, 2008 5:11 PM
I also will not say "Bloody Mary" in a mirror, or "Candyman" for that matter. Also I throw salt over my left shoulder if I spill it. And knock wood. So mostly normal, right?
Posted by: Rob at January 9, 2008 5:19 PM
One of my biggest supersition is saying 'Macbeth' on stage and maybe its not all superstition, well no one has died yet but after people have said it as a joke things have happened!
Including swords breaking in the middle of a sword fight and a friend getting stuck in her stocks, ending up with us dragging her off stage still in them with the audience laughing at us.
People please don't joke with this one it often does end in hilarity but also in embarrassment! Then again I have always thought it might have more effect here because I live in Scotland.
Posted by: Reese at January 9, 2008 5:20 PM
I do the heads-up penny thing, complete with the rhyme under my breath: "See a penny, pick it up, and all the day you'll have good luck." I also have a weird thing about jinxing myself; if I really like a particular guy or girl, if I apply for a job I really want, or anything else I want badly, I won't talk to anyone about it. Maybe it's weird, but I recently applied for the same promotion twice. The first time, everyone thought I was a shoo-in, and it was discussed at length with my coworkers. Didn't get it. I applied again for the same position a month later, didn't say a word, and got an offer two weeks later. Coincidence? Yeah, probably, but I feel validated.
Posted by: Kris at January 9, 2008 5:27 PM
i do the knock on wood thing, i believe bad things occur in threes, i will not touch a oujia board, my bed does not face the doorway, i eat black eyed peas on new year's day and i don't know if this counts, but i always get freaked if i wake up at or around 3:15 a.m. it's an amityville horror thing.
Posted by: kelley at January 9, 2008 5:30 PM
TK...I'm right there with you buddy. And Julie will know EXACTLY what i am talking about since we are both in the Philly area.
I am EXTREMELY superstitious about my sports teams. Being born and raised around Philly I was entrenched in the Philly sports scene from an early age. I have also come to the realization that I am directly responsible for multiple Philly team losses and victories. And I have MANY examples. Let's go with one of the more recent ones. The Phillies were making the push towards the playoffs and had a legit chance for the first time in a few years. My dad and I have a partial season ticket package. Every time I have seen the Phillies play the Atlanta Braves in Philly they have lost. It started when I was 9. First Phillies game with my dad. Phillies lose to Atlanta. The next year...bus trip with the local civic association to play the Braves. Phils lose. Later in the season...again with my dad. Loss. I was aware of my jinx by age 13. Any time the Phils played the Braves i gave up my ticket. i didn't have a hard time doing this because they were easy to get rid of or switch with another holder. This past summer...7 games left in the season. Phils v. Braves. First game in YEARS (10 I think) where I'd gone to see the Braves play in Philly. Guess what happened? I apologized to everyone sitting around us and to my dad.
But...on a good note...any time I am flipping channels and stop to watch a couple seconds of a Phillies or Flyers game...they score. So now I live by the philosophy of 'If I'm not watching it from the start on TV...they'll score when I flip past. must keep flipping.' More than a few times these have been the goals or points that have put the teams up late in the game. That's right people...I'm responsible. And don't even get me started on the Eagles.
Other than that, I just have a neat idea surrounding the number 11. My best friend is 1 year, 1 day, 11 hours, and 11 minutes older than me. We foind out one day when, for some reason, we both had to do something where we need birth certificates. I've noticed since then that I will always see a clock at least once a day at 11:11 or 1:11 and something good has happend to me on Nov. 11th for years. Jan 11th is a good day as well, but not clock-work. I'll keep you posted. And imagine my surprise when my girlfriend told me her lucky number was 22???? what's that? 2 times 11. Oh yeah.
Posted by: PissBoy at January 9, 2008 5:34 PM
"Sarina: Honey, there is nothing superstitious about zombie preparedness. Nothing.
When, not if, y'all.
Posted by: Alabamapink at January 9, 2008 5:01 PM"
This is precisely what my best friend keeps telling me. However, she also repeatedly tells me that I am pure evil and I have no soul, so I'm fairly certain I can't turn into a zombie because I might already be one. Maybe the invasion will start when I lose my temper and bite someone. It's a good thing for the fate of humanity that I'm so apathetic and lazy. I get tired just thinking about working up enough rage to start my very own zombie army.
Posted by: Sarina at January 9, 2008 5:35 PM
My only real superstition is about jinxing things, but as long as we're telling creepy stories I have a really lame one from this morning : Okay so I was just standing at the bus stop and I saw a cop car coming so I thought *what if I just smiled and waved at that cop for NO GOOD REASON* and then the cop drove by and smiled and waved at me for NO GOOD REASON!
Posted by: Lobstersurprise at January 9, 2008 5:37 PM
And by points...i obviously mean run when speaking of baseball for anyone who wants to bitch about it.
Posted by: PissBoy at January 9, 2008 5:39 PM
Also, I'm afraid of standing by railroad tracks while trains are on them because of the Final Destination movies, but I guess this could be because like 5 people got hit by trains my senior year of college.
Posted by: Lobstersurprise at January 9, 2008 5:40 PM
By the way, about the Bloody Mary superstition: it's an old story with a zillion variations. Essentially, if you stand in front of a mirror in a dark room, light a candle, and chant "Bloody Mary" a certain number of times, an evil spirit appears in the mirror and does something horrible to you. When I was a kid, the number was 13 times, and she'd pull you into the mirror and kill you. I've heard 3 times, I've heard 100, I've heard any number of repetitions in between. Some say she'll claw your eyes out, some say she'll drive you insane, some say she'll steal your soul, force you to cut your own throat, etc, etc. "Mary" could be a murderer, the Virgin Mary, Queen Mary, or Satan depending on where you grew up.
Posted by: Kris at January 9, 2008 5:46 PM
Maria: If one of your brothers has a birthmark on his forehead that his nursemaid tried to erase by dipping his head three times in the outgoing tide at dawn, he would be the one to watch.
By the way, according to the picture book version of the legend that I read as a child, you have long auburn hair that I coveted.
Posted by: PaddyDog at January 9, 2008 5:48 PM
Spilled salt gets tossed over my left shoulder (to ward off the devil you know), I won't open an umbrella in the house and I will occasionally knock on wood when making certain statements.That this is completely counter to my secular, atheistic and logic loving brain it is also the window into my Irish Catholic soul.
Posted by: brite at January 9, 2008 5:48 PM
BWeaves you have an asteroid named after you?! I'm jealous. As a child I wanted to be an astronomer specifically so I could name various planets, comets, anything after myself and my family/friends.
On the topic at hand, I won't say Biggie Smalls three times into the mirror because he'll appear and bust a cap in my ass.
Posted by: Lisa at January 9, 2008 5:56 PM
I don't know if this is a superstition, or if I just have a touch of OCD. I have to touch the side of the airplane as I board it. Kind of that "good plane, please get me to LA" thing. Yeah, it's weird.
Posted by: SugarKane at January 9, 2008 5:57 PM
The Bloody Mary Legend *cue scary music*
Okay, so from what I remember, Mary is some lady who was in a terrible car accident in which her face was mutilated by flying bits of glass. When she saw her face in the mirror for the first time after the accident, she killed herself. Creepy. So allegedly, when you turn of the lights in the bathroom (my friend claims you have to light a single candle), and say "Bloody Mary" three times, she either 1) shreds your face with her fingernails/pieces of the mirror, 2) kills you, or 3) just stares out at you malevolently.
I'm guessing this game has something to do with a long-standing fear people have had of mirrors - that they steal your soul, etc. It was tradition for people to cover up all the mirrors in their houses while a dead body was in there (because back in the day, people dressed the body themselves, and put it in thier parlors for viewing for several days...YUK). The theory was that if the body was reflected in a mirror, the person's soul would be trapped in the house...forever. YEEEK!
Posted by: tt_marie at January 9, 2008 6:00 PM
Whoever asked about Bloody Mary:
Where I grew up, Bloody Mary was a story told primarily by older brothers and sisters and babysitters. Something about a woman who is hideously murdered or murders, or something of the like. You sit in the dark, in front of a mirror, and someone tells the story of "Bloody Mary". Then, you say her name three times and she appears in the mirror. This is some seriously scary shit.
I would be interested to know how it changes with geography, because it's clearly been around for generations, and like any game of telephone, must have countless permutations.
In my part of Canada, it tends to be Queen Mary who gets you. Must be our Commonwealth connection... -- RR
Posted by: Kitty X at January 9, 2008 6:01 PM
Sometimes, I'm walking down the street, la-de-da-de-da, all innocent and sweet like, when the phrase, "Step on a crack, break your mother's back," pops into my head and until something knocks it loose again (my phone rings or I start a conversation with someone, etc.) I can't step on any cracks. It's really annoying. I wish I had control over it.
Posted by: mandasarah at January 9, 2008 6:14 PM
looking for some more urban legends, i stumbled upon a pretty hilarious website - snopes.com - which has a "horror" section that describes all of these weird legends, talks about their history, and whether they are true, possibly true, false, or unverifiable.
Posted by: tt_marie at January 9, 2008 6:18 PM
Oh holy frank. The post of my dreams. I also will not pick up a penny tails-up, though I will flip it--still in contact with the ground--and then leave it for another. As a horseperson, you must hang a horseshoe always with the open end facing up (like a U) or it is baaad. I also try not to ride on a full moon. Animals (and kids my mom tells me from her kindergarten) act goofy.
But the craziest is my numerology fetish. There are good numbers and bad numbers; I don't know why, but I know what they are. Kinda how I know grammar. 2,4,7,10,11 are good. All others are questionable unless they are in a certain pattern. There is much to divulge, and certainly I would be committed if I explained all the rules. But I was married on 11/10, born 10/4/77, hubby born 7/10, it goes on and on. I am deeply disturbed.
Posted by: patchfire at January 9, 2008 6:21 PM
I routinely avoid cracks when I walk and I always try to make my last step before a crack with my right foot for some reason...
Posted by: Mattfactor at January 9, 2008 6:21 PM
Hey Ziva...I do the exact same thing! I was always told that if you don't hold your breath when you pass by a cemetary then evil spirits can enter your body. To this day, no matter what, I ALWAYS hold my breath when I pass a cemetary. Even if I feel like my lungs are about to explode I absolutely will not breath.
Posted by: Drea at January 9, 2008 6:21 PM
I do the side of the airplane touching thing too. I'm otherwise a very rational person, and that I have to do this embarasses me to no end. I try to do it in a way that looks natural, so no one else will notice my goofy compulsion.
Posted by: jolleydm at January 9, 2008 6:23 PM
I'm not sure if its superstition or OCD, but if a step on a crack with my left foot, then I have to step on one with my right foot. Must be equal!
I also have to say the same prayer every night before bed or I fear that something very bad will happen. The 'bad things happen in threes' is something else I believe in. I also believe it is bad luck to pay to watch a Regency movie. At least most recent and upcoming Regency movies...
Posted by: Dangle McGee at January 9, 2008 6:26 PM
Honestly, too many to list.
A few choice examples:
I HAVE to pull back the curtain halfway through every shower I take to make sure no one is watching me. It's not enough to check one end of it - I have to go front and back. That's why seven year olds aren't ready to watch Hitchcock's Psycho.
I have to leave a light on upstairs before it gets dark or else I fear something bad will happen on the way up the stairs.
If it tap out a pattern with one hand or foot, I have to match the pattern with the other hand or foot; also, if I can only tap with one hand/foot, I have to reverse or flip the pattern. Otherwise, I'll really screw something up later in the day.
I have to have a specific set of items for every audition I go to and can bring nothing extra unless specified in the call sheets. Which means I can never bring an umbrella to an audition. I have to buddy up to someone else when the inevitable downpour occurs. If I bring an umbrella, I royally screw up the audition.
Posted by: Robert at January 9, 2008 6:44 PM
wsapnin, as I understand it the cats and babies superstition comes from the thought that cats will lay on top of the warm baby and suffocate it, which led to the belief that they suck the breath out of infants. My family has survived many cat/baby encounters (in fact, "cat" was my niece's first word) so I think that it is, like most other superstitions, pure bunk.
Posted by: the other boo at January 9, 2008 7:29 PM
I remember that as a kid, my Grandma used to always say to me "Step on a crack, marry a black!" like it was one of the worst thing that could happen to you. Not married yet, but my first girlfriend was from Papua New Guinea... I love my crazy racist Nana 'cause she doesn't know she is.
Posted by: Dexter Morgan at January 9, 2008 7:30 PM
I always throw salt over my shoulder if I spill it on the table. I feel sorry for those sitting behind me, since I'm incredibly clumsy.
Posted by: Brooke at January 9, 2008 7:36 PM
". I also make sure my house is spotless on New Year's Eve because my mother always says, "However your house is at the turn of the new year, is how it will be all year long."
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heehee we did that too. It'd be like 10 fucking degrees outside and my parents would throw open all the windows and do their New Year's Cleaning - down to washing the windows. Have you ever washed windows in the dead of winter??
Not. fun.
but. at the end of the day, climbing into a cold bed with super freshly starched sheets, knowing that the house was totally spotless - that was a great feeling.
Posted by: Stella at January 9, 2008 8:00 PM
KJ
i don't know where the splitting poles thing came from, but my friends and family hate it--i have tried not to split poles all my life, but i have no idea why. because i'm really anxious i have decided that poles that don't have a solid top don't count--like telephone poles or light poles--otherwise i wouldn't be able to walk anywhere with anyone (i train for the breast cancer 3-day every year with my best friend and it's almost impossible not to split telephone poles when you walk 20 miles at a time).
whereismymind i have wonderful parking karma. no really, i do.
i have a thing--thanks to my sister--about 5:55 and 11:11, but that is just the crazy, not superstition. i am going to have to try the turning over pennies for someone else thing. i always walk under ladders and i routinely open my umbrella inside--how else do you get it dry? of course living in Seattle, i rarely use my umbrella because only tourists use umbrellas.
Posted by: pq at January 9, 2008 8:11 PM
My roommate Cathy is big into sports and I'm not... But we were watching the World Series and she insisted that I not move from where I had been sitting for the first half of what was the fourth game. 'Cause if you move, apparently, the team will lose.
So I humored her and only took bathroom breaks during commercials.
Then my other roommate Alek spent a prolonged period in the kitchen. Naturally, he had to stay there, too. But he finished his cooking right at the bottom of the ninth - the last chance for the Rockies to come back and have a shot.
As soon as he leaves the kitchen and comes to sit down, the Red Sox win the World Series.
So I'll humor Cathy from now on. And maybe believe in it a little more than I'm willing to admit.
Posted by: Ben at January 9, 2008 8:12 PM
I was in the horse business for years, and, as with any professional athletics, it is FULL of superstitions. These are the ones that stuck with me:
1) Never put your hat on the bed (bad luck).
2) Never throw peanut shells on the floor (bad luck).
3) Never button the bottom button of your vest (good luck to leave it unbuttoned, though I believe buttoning it is not necessarily bad luck).
Now, these are some of my little personal weird superstitions/OCD tendancies:
1) When I'm eating, I have to chew the first bite of food on the left side of my mouth. The next bite has the be chewed on the right. This pattern is repeated until food is gone, and MUST end on the right side (since I started on the left), even if that means having to take weird size bites to make it work out.
2) When walking on tile, stone, or seamed concrete, I have to step an even number of times in each square and not on the cracks. If I DO step on the crack, I HAVE to step on the next crack with the opposite foot.
3) I HAVE to sleep with the covers pulled up all the way around my neck, tucked in and bulked up. This is because of vampires. Also, I can't hang my feet over the edge of the bed after the lights are out or the girl from "The Ring" will get me.
Yes, I'm 26 years old, but recurring nightmares about vampires and "The Ring" keep me sleeping bundled up under a heavy duvet with no body part other than my head sticking out even when it's 95 outside and our AC is on the fritz.
Posted by: AnnArrogance at January 9, 2008 8:13 PM
It's totally weird, but I also can't look in a mirror and chant "Bloody Mary." I remember at my first sleepover, we each had to lock ourselves in a small, closet-sized bathroom with the lights off and do that whole Bloody Mary routine. Honestly, I'm hard to terrify, but the whole notion of that was so thoroughly chilling. Just wasn't right.
Same goes for chanting "Lucifer" into a mirror, or whatever. Scary shit actually happened one time, but that's another story.
Posted by: Dita at January 9, 2008 8:16 PM
Oh! Another one from riding! It's bad luck to wear red underwear at a show. This was proven to be the true when my navy blue jods split from stem to stern while getting on my horse in the warm-up ring. Despite the application of multiple safety pins and the insertion of a large piece of dark denim for blocking purposes, the denim fell out and the safety pins broke (posting can be strenuous on these things, I assume), exposing my red undies to the entire crowd during my class.
I also do the holding your breath thing when passing a cemetery. Glad to know I'm not alone on that one!
Posted by: AnnArrogance at January 9, 2008 8:20 PM
Ha, I don't know why I just thought of this, but with the mentioning of cemeteries, this suddenly came to mind: don't ever laugh as a hearse goes by, for you may be the next to die.
Posted by: Dita at January 9, 2008 8:28 PM
I haven't finished reading all the comments yet but I had to respond to Kolbys.
No shoes on the table ever, especially brand new ones. According to my darling Italian grandmother it invites death into the house. I was being a rebellious 8 year old and put a pair on my grandmother's kitchen table and their dog was hit by a car a few hours later. Seriously and completely fucked me up for life. I still feel responsible for that poor dog and have come completely unglued with my hubby for forgetting my one house rule.
Posted by: Jennifer at January 9, 2008 8:31 PM
Performed the Bloody Mary ritual in sixth grade on a dare. Nothing happened, except the social ostracizing thanks to proving the other kids' myths wrong. Here's one of the math favorites: you roll a pair of dice, and it comes up snake-eyes. You roll again: snake-eyes. You roll a third time--snake-eyes. If the dice and the table are NOT rigged (and all other factors in the environment are relatively normal), what is the probability of rolling snake-eyes a fourth time?
Posted by: HCE at January 9, 2008 8:32 PM
I'm not superstitious exactly (can't count how many mirrors I've broken but I've had a great life, not bothered about ladders, black cats, etc.). However, I have a big imagination that makes me a bit skittish in the dark. I'm not afraid of the dark exactly, but if I see a scary movie, watch Ghost Hunters (man, I love that show; I know it's probably very uncool but I enjoy it), or if my husband just mentions ghosts or something, it scares the bejeezus out of me. I also have really weird freaky dreams (alien invasions, being a ghost myself, fighting a mobster Big Bird) so I have to be careful about what I think about or watch before bedtime. I can't watch anything scary if my husband is out of town either. Yikes. Nothing like watching Ghost Hunters and then going to bed in my 150 year old house by myself.
Posted by: Lainie at January 9, 2008 8:35 PM
I almost forgot - when I drive through a tunnel I hold my breath and make a wish (I will not lie. I learned this one from Tiny Toons). When I was on a roadtrip with three friends, we drove through a huge tunnel and all three passengers held our breath, but I guess the guy driving had never heard of this, because he kept talking and after a while he noticed that the rest of us were dead silent and he started to get frustrated and mad at us because we were just sitting there not responding to him. I ended up not making it the whole way through the tunnel because his escalating fury over our collective silence made me burst out laughing.
Posted by: s. pisaster at January 9, 2008 8:36 PM
I should also mention that in the light of day I am a pretty sensible, skeptical sort of person, not prone to believing other people's ghost stories (except my mom's--she's got some great ghost stories).
Posted by: Lainie at January 9, 2008 8:38 PM
I'm not really superstitious at all, but I am constantly terrified that someone will come into the room while I'm at my most vulnerable, such as sleeping or showering! I might just worry a lot though.
Posted by: IamKateness at January 9, 2008 8:52 PM
Geesh - just reading through all these comments is making me more superstitious about things I didn't even know were possible to be superstitious about!
I am a religious knock on wood person - I even knock on paper if there is nothing else around because it is at least made out of wood.
One time that a superstition really got to me was with the whole "it's bad luck to open an umbrella indoors" thing. On a typical day, someone doing this would not bother me in the slightest. But I had been studying for a really tough exam for an intense 5 months of my life. I got to the testing hall early (on a rainy day), had my back-up calculators in place along with plenty of number two pencils... and lo and behold, several people walked into the room, OPENED THEIR UMBRELLAS to let them dry out, and left them open right there in the testing room. I don't care if you're superstitious or not, but with these tests you don't want anything to F--- up your mojo. I dealt with it, but c'mon people - don't you know any better?
Posted by: KT at January 9, 2008 9:09 PM
My auntie believes in not buying any footwear for your partner. She explains it's to make your partner walk away from you. It's bad luck to a relationship. Lol. I really dont believe in these nonsense.
Posted by: Jean at January 9, 2008 9:19 PM
I'm not superstitious, but I will knock on wood, just in case. This isn't really superstition-based, but I cannot look into a mirror in a dark room. It scares the shit out of me. I'm not sure why.
Posted by: Cady at January 9, 2008 9:49 PM
I'm not at all superstitious, but a few years ago, when I used to buy lottery tickets, I got it into my head that I needed to wait to look at my numbers until after I'd seen the winning numbers. If I saw my numbers first, I was sure it would screw everything up.
Posted by: Todd at January 9, 2008 9:56 PM
Oh, thank you, Pajiba. i'm here at work till 2 AM and this is keeping me entertained.
Anyway, I'm not so much with the superstitions; ladders are awesome, love cats, don't throw salt, don't bother with pennies. But i can think of 2 things that I guess can qualify.
First one, whenever I go into a bathroom for any reason, I have to check the shower, even if it's just out of the corner of my eye. I don't know what's supposed to be there. I've never seen Psycho. But I've done this for years.
The other one, i think, is really weird; never heard of anyone else who does it. But whenever I have food/a drink/etc on the counter, if I have to open the cupboard right above it, I either move the food or cover it before opening the door. I don't know why. But it must be done.
Posted by: Gabs at January 9, 2008 10:00 PM
Oh, I knock on wood constantly. If I even think something jinxy, I have to knock on wood. Interestingly, this habit has developed around the same time as my newfound love of baseball. I think the two are related, as my whole family firmly believes that our actions have an effect on the game, even when we watch on TiVo and the game has already ended.
Posted by: Ruby at January 9, 2008 10:01 PM
I don't comment on other peoples misfortunes, because I worry that it will happen to me as revenge for being a bad person...kind of like Karma I guess - but different...
For instance, when I was a teenager - I ripped the shreds of this one guy because he had bad dandruff - a few months later, I got psoriasis in my head and the flakes were like pieces of bread...
I assumed that this was a way of being punished for laughing at someone for their problems...So, I don't do that anymore...If a friend makes a comment on someone being fat, bald, tall, short etc. I will tell them to STFU or it will in turn, happen to them...
Posted by: Brett at January 9, 2008 10:08 PM
I feel like a dick for posting twice BUT I just remembered another one of my superstitions...
I will not sleep with any cupboard/wardrobe doors open...they MUST all be shut or I will lay awake in bed looking at them...
I don't know why this is, it just is...
Posted by: Brett at January 9, 2008 10:12 PM
For me, it relates to my football team that I support - the Adelaide Crows. Hey before you start picking on my team being called crows understand that I come from a state where we are called crow-eaters. The logic of our main football team being the crows I think escaped them when naming it.
Ok, to get to the superstitious point - when watching a game at home, my dog has to be in the room with me. Preferably on the couch. He hates yelling of any kind and will invariably run away and hide when he figures out that it's a footy game. It was my mum that scared him initially, the woman thinks that if she yells loud enough the sound will transmit through the tv and out the camera at the game so that the players can hear her! When I go over my parents to watch a game, we often banish mum to the her bedroom to watch the game by herself, although we can still hear her loud and clear. It takes considerable treats to make the dog stay in the living room.
The other superstition relates to game day for home games. A certain combination of jeans and top seem to work quite well and they tend to be worn for the home games. My scarf will not appear until we start walking to the ground, only then will I bring it out and put it on.
I won't walk under a ladder, it's not a superstition it's just a desire to not have it collapse on me or people or things on the ladder fall down on me.
Posted by: Noo at January 9, 2008 10:15 PM
Another Crows fan on Pajiba!!! To be honest they are my second team, I barrack for Essendon but can't stand Port Power!
Posted by: Dexter Morgan at January 9, 2008 10:25 PM
I would have thought that AFL would be too lowbrow for Pajiba; however, AFL and SANFL football have produced an overabundance of superstition in many members of my family. Many of whom scoff at the very thought of superstitious intervention in any other circumstance. My Nana has a "lucky" ceramic rooster that, if it fails to work its magic, must face the wall until North Adelaide plays their next game...
Posted by: Dexter Morgan at January 9, 2008 10:43 PM
fancy finding a fellow crow eater sitting right about me on the Pajiba comments page. What are the odds?
Thanks to you all I now doubt I will ever say 'Bloody Mary' into a mirror even though the idea of it had never even entered my consciousness, although I was vaguely aware of the story. It has never occurred to me to thrown spilled salt over my shoulder, either. I won't walk under a ladder but that's only because my mother works in occupational health and safety and I know it's not a safe thing to do. A friend of mine broke a limb because the ladder she was up slid down the wall she was painting. I would not have fancied my chances being under that ladder...
But I will never, ever touch a ouija board. And I try not to put shoes on the table, but in my family I believe that shoes on the table cause an arguement. Which, to be fair, is highly likely in my family...although how much the shoes have to do with it I'm not sure. I think we'd argue anyway...
There is a psychic thing that runs in my family, though, so I don't like it when people knock that. Oh. And I will clap very quickly if someone says they don't believe in fairies. I will never say that. I will not be responsible for fairy murder, thanks very much.
Posted by: rach at January 9, 2008 11:11 PM
Ahem... I don't believe in fairies...
Posted by: Dexter Morgan at January 9, 2008 11:23 PM
Jesus, are we all from Adelaide?
Well, I guess we are the most Pajiba-friendly city, then. This is where the other Pajibans should visit if they can be bothered braving the 14hour+ flight.
Posted by: Loob at January 9, 2008 11:32 PM
It looks that way. Maybe it's just the right time of the day and we all have really boring jobs...?
Posted by: Dexter Morgan at January 9, 2008 11:51 PM
Adelaide being Adelaide, chances are that we all actually know each other as well.
Posted by: Dexter Morgan at January 10, 2008 12:00 AM
Late again, but I'll play anyway (just can't help myself).
I follow all the superstitious rules (knock on wood, salt over shoulder, no umbrellas inside, no walking under ladders, etc.) because I'm a freak like that.
One thing that is not a true rule but I follow religiouly is that I will not ever, never, ever, never, ever play with a Ouija Board. Those things are instruments of Satan and scare the shit out of me. Oh hell naw, don't ever come at me with one of those things.
Also, I did that Bloody Mary thing when I was a kid and that caused so much harm to my psyche that I can not even walk past a mirror in the dark. Ever.
"Pajiba: Scathing Reviews, Bitchy People, Cheaper Than Therapy."
Posted by: jen310 at January 10, 2008 12:09 AM
I have a really weird thing about leaving things open, I have to close them, especially doors. But also, soda bottles, cupboards, boxes, magazines, etc. Once, I was half an hour late to work because the gate outside my house all of a sudden fell off a hinge and I had to fix it ... to close the stupid gate. I may be teetering over the line between superstition and obsessive compulsive.
Posted by: spektaytor at January 10, 2008 12:32 AM
You name it, I got it, and if the theory seems valid, I'll adopt it. Not only will I knock wood, if there is no real wood around I'll rap myself on the head with "heads count". I also throw salt over my left shoulder. I cross myself at the beginning of a flight. I will never, ever say Bloddy Mary in front of a mirror.
I'm afraid of ghosts, especially angry theater ones. I can't say the Scottish Play in a theatre. When I'm in a play, (among other necessary rituals) I have to say shitfuckbitchassholeassholeasshole before my first entrance.
Posted by: demondoll at January 10, 2008 12:48 AM
a friend in high school used to make me say "bread and butter" if we were walking together and something came between us (a pole, a shrub, a person, etc.). i noticed recently when i'm walking with people in the street, i've started to religiously avoid letting anything come between me and them because if i do, i *have* to mutter "bread and butter!"
i also need to work out the involutary reaction of where upon seeing a VW beetle, i turn to the person i'm with and slug them in the arm while gleefully shouting, "slug bug [insert colour of VW seen here]!"
Posted by: thatgirlshines at January 10, 2008 1:04 AM
i also need to work out the involutary reaction of where upon seeing a VW beetle, i turn to the person i'm with and slug them in the arm while gleefully shouting, "slug bug [insert colour of VW seen here]!"
Posted by: thatgirlshines at January 10, 2008 1:04 AM
Hee.
Okay, carry on.
Posted by: Sarina at January 10, 2008 1:24 AM
NEVER use a white lighter. Worst week of my life came from not believing that superstition. A more obscure one...
After a relationship ends, I force myself to still enjoy our "things"-certain bands, songs, restaurants, etc. I have friends who can never watch a certain movie because they had watched it with their ex alot, or whatev. I make myself reclaim all that stuff... perhaps superstition of a karmic force governed by individuality and integrity.
Posted by: VeinsRHiways at January 10, 2008 2:11 AM
Whoever said that thing about the undead uprising, RIGHT ON. NOT IF--- WHEN.
I touch glass when I go over a train track in a car... I have no idea why. Also I hold my breath past graveyards so I don't suck in a haint, ESPECIALLY when I'm in a strange town. Like I was in Pittsburgh and nearly passed out because we were going past a HUGE boneyard and my friend drove really slow on purpose just to see if I WOULD pass out. I didn't, though. I was afraid if I sucked in a Pittsburgh haint I'd end up goin ghome with it and then it would demand Pittsburgh food like grinders or pirogies or whatever, and I wouldn't be able to get that food where I live and then it would like, wreak havoc upon me until I could get it out of me or feed it a pirogie or something.
Yeah, I know.
Posted by: Hattie at January 10, 2008 2:28 AM
Even though I don't count myself as remotely superstitious, while reading this I've discovered I do have a few, which I absolutely will not break.
I have to touch green then black if I see a magpie, while reciting the rhyme.
I won't step on any drains/grilles in blocks of 3 - even numbers only - or the rest of my day will suck (even though I know it probably won't).
Lastly, I have to do everything in groups of 8 - stirring, loo roll sheets etc. If I go past 8 accidentally I have to go up to the next 8. My boyfriend loves how much toilet paper I use...
Posted by: Lisa at January 10, 2008 3:32 AM
I'm pretty sure those last two are more OCD than superstitions, Lisa. Just remember if you run into Helen Hunt, the line's "you make me want to be a better man," or something like that...
Posted by: VeinsRHiways at January 10, 2008 3:56 AM
I came into this thread thinking I am completely non-superstitious. Yeah, so that isn't true.
I throw salt over my shoulder when I spill some, I don't walk under ladders (but that's really more of a health and safety thing) and.... erm that's about it.
One of my best friends however is terrible; she wil literally shove you out of the way (and into oncoming pedestrians) if she sees you about to step on three connected drains. Weird.
I have my own little rituals too I've come to realise. Some are just plain OCD: splitting things into threes, having all my clothing "facing" the same way in my closet... God, there are hundreds.
Also: if I really want something I tend to voice it to myself in rhyme form. Yes, I'm weird. I know this.
Posted by: Alex the Odd at January 10, 2008 4:45 AM
1) I always knock on wood. Heads don't count, but woodchip or something with a veneer over the top does
2) No shoes on the table especially new ones (I'm Irish, this seems to be an Irish or Italian thing)
3) The main one with me is, if I care about a person, when I leave them, I have to tell them "Take Care". This is whether we have spoken in person, on the phone, IM or whatever. If I don't get to say it to them, I worry, and sometimes just say it out loud anyway with my fingers crossed. Yeah I know it's a bit weird.
4) Somebody mentioned it waaaay up above in the thread - if you think of something bad fleetingly it will happen but if you think about it properly it might not. It's as if by letting your head go over all the bad possibilities you are somehow protecting yourself from them.
Have I mentioned that I'm a sane rational atheist with no belief whatsoever in the supernatural??! It's amazing the coping mechanisms we use to give ourselves some illusion of control in our lives isn't it?
Posted by: Rebel L at January 10, 2008 5:14 AM
I´m Catholic and in my country we are fairly much descendants of Italians and Spaniards, so there are many superstitions and I try to respect them:
1. No knives or scissors as gifts. Also no handkerchiefs. If you do give them to someone, make sure that that person gives a symbolic coin.
2. Salt is not handed from person to person. The salt is left on the table. It´s very weird but even waiters respect this. Also the salt that is spilled should be thrown over your left shoulder.
3. No handbags on the floor (your money is dropped) or shoes on the table.
4. If wine (esp. red) is spilled someone would sprinkle it by saying "Joy" and making the sign of the Cross in the stain.
And there are many, many more. But these are the most common ones.
Also I have some for the football team (your soccer) but those are very personal ones and each ones has his or her own
Posted by: Nat at January 10, 2008 8:12 AM
I guess this counts. When driving through a yellow light I blow a kiss at the traffic signal - the intent being that I then will not get a ticket. Honestly, I just realized that everyone I know does this too, which is really entertaining in that in Chicago, a yellow light really does mean go faster. (meaning there is very little chance of actually getting pulled over for this violation)..... whatever, I think this is just a habit now.
Posted by: mia at January 10, 2008 10:09 AM
"The only one I really believe in is the one that says bad things come in threes because for me it always does. "
I totally agree. Generally I am not superstitious. I too, have black cat.
Anyway, my only indulgence into superstition is my belief that bad things (usually deaths) happen in threes. It has been affirmed over and over in my life and in the lives of people I know. Very creepy.
Posted by: Elle at January 10, 2008 10:16 AM
I'm superstitous to a degree. I knock on wood, but i'll walk under the ladder. The key is to walk back under the ladder and then it's not bad luck.... Not so sure about throwing salt over your shoulder, and apparently it's really bad luck to put new shoes on a table. Strange, these old wives tales and superstitions!
Posted by: Jax at January 10, 2008 11:07 AM
I'm superstitous to a degree. I knock on wood, but i'll walk under the ladder. The key is to walk back under the ladder and then it's not bad luck.... Not so sure about throwing salt over your shoulder, and apparently it's really bad luck to put new shoes on a table. Strange, these old wives tales and superstitions!
Posted by: Jax at January 10, 2008 11:08 AM
I don't know if I would call myself superstitious, but I have a few
I knock on wood and cross my fingers, but mostly out of habit
I have a Pats jersey I always wear during games, the one time I forgot was when they were playing the Colts earlier this year, they were down 10 points with 20 minutes left when I realized I had forgotten to put it on, ran out of the room, shoved the jersey over my head and they made an incredible rally to win...coincidence? I think not...
and somebody wrote about blowing a kiss under a yellow traffic light to avoid police, when I was in high school it was a yellow light meant 5 minuites of great sex, a red light got you half an hour if you were willing to risk it, after 11pm when all the lights blinked red and yellow was just pure genius
Posted by: Bethy at January 10, 2008 12:29 PM
I'm half Irish, half-Cuban, all Roman Catholic, so I pretty much have most of the superstititions written here, although I did have a black cat for a number of years. I did wonder why my kids held their breath when going over bridges (darn cartoons).
However, when I moved into my new place after my divorce, I did go from room to room and sprinkle holy water and make the sign of the Cross. I also bought a Crucifix from Jerusalem which hangs above the door, and a Mezuzah which is nailed to the doorjam. I figured I needed all the good luck I could get.
Posted by: Patti at January 10, 2008 12:45 PM
I don't think I'm particularly superstitious, but I follow a lot of those superstitions for practical reasons. I don't open umbrellas in the house because it's hard to get them out the door when they're open, I don't walk under ladders because I could get hit in the head, shoes on the table make the table dirty, etc. But I am convinced that I jinx myself out of good things by talking about them too soon (and I get colds by saying "I'm so glad I haven't gotten a cold yet"), and I am superstitious about the first day of the year - I think that how you spend that day reflects how the rest of the year will go, so I always try to set it up well (including cleaning house in the few days before). And I carry a picture of Hanuman for protection, which I guess is superstition, since I'm not Hindu.
I touch the side of the airplane too. And pat my car on the dashboard.
Damn, I guess I am superstitious.
Posted by: taylor at January 10, 2008 12:52 PM
I cannot say Bloody Mary into a mirror either. I'm also not a very big fan of looking into mirrors in the dark, period.
I hold my breath going past graveyards.
I sometimes knock on wood, though I feel a bit silly for it.
On the other hand, I have no problem with the number 13, and I own a black cat. And some 'superstitions' are more somewhat OCD behaviour, like when I eat chips, I eat smallest to biggest. I'm also very pattern-oriented, to the point where (combined with other things) I've been told I've likely got Asperger's. Oh well.
Posted by: Cuno at January 10, 2008 1:35 PM
Forgot to add: I also make a wish when all the numbers on the clock match.
i also need to work out the involutary reaction of where upon seeing a VW beetle, i turn to the person i'm with and slug them in the arm while gleefully shouting, "slug bug [insert colour of VW seen here]!"
Hehe, it's "Punch buggy [colour], no punch back!" here.
Posted by: Cuno at January 10, 2008 2:02 PM
Umbrellas. No opening of umbrellas in the house. It used to be the whole black cat path thing, but I got a black cat, so no dice there.
I'm not a huge fan of walking under ladders, not because I'm afraid of bad juju, but afraid of stupid people on faulty ladders.
Posted by: Smokin at January 10, 2008 2:10 PM
You all need to take your friends and family seriously if they are warning you about zombies. Try to be prepared because there's only so much those of us who are prepared can do to help you!
I even bought my house based on how it could handle a zombie invasion--whether they are of the traditional slow-moving variety or those super-fast new zombies that came out in 28 Days Later--it's two stories, open in the center, and there's only one staircase to guard. The windows are out of reach, except for one, which can also serve as an escape from the second floor. That saves me from having to board up windows.
One great piece of advice I heard is to head to the nearest Costco. It has no windows, big roll doors, is three stories high, and has a huge amount of food, batteries, and entertainment devices. Always keep your car gassed up, nothing below half tank ever. So when the zombies come, put on your shark-proof suits (zombies can't bite through them), bring a machete/club, and head to Costco!
Other than that, I don't have many superstitions except not to lie. If you lie about being sick, you will get sick, etc.
Posted by: JRD at January 10, 2008 2:26 PM
PaddyDog, You are the latest among my friends and acquaintances to ask me to advise her of my travel plans. I have learned to respect the Guardian Angels if they force a change in plans. This conversion occurred after a particularly disastrous trip when I was moving to DC and forced my way onto the plane despite the reservation agent's request/demand that I take the next plane to accommodate someone else. Well the plane was diverted from Chicago to Dallas/Fort Worth where I spent the next FIVE DAYS iced in. The first three we could not fly out of DFW and the last two we could not fly into Dulles. Fortunately, I had learned from previous travel fiascoes and stocked up on food (the airport concessions ran out the first night) and bought some hideous Christmas-themed sweatsuit (we did not have access to our luggage for a week).
Also, I can guarantee that my luggage will get lost if I pack my tuxedo. This happened enroute to both my two sisters' and my brother's weddings and even extends to international flights where my tuxedo went astray on trips to four friends' weddings, in Canada, Mexico, Spain, and London.
Those friends who do consent to travel with me insist on making me check into the hotel first because of a lifetime of hotel disasters (touring with a dance company). One memorable trip I was given an upgrade to a beautiful suite. Unfortunately, I turned on the faucet in the hallway sink to warm the water so I could shave only to have the faucet detach bounce off my forehead and drench all my clothing (what I was wearing and those in the walk-in closet) because the force of the water was so great that I could not reach the handles. On another tour through the Caribbean I awoke at two a.m. covered with ants. It seems the hotel housekeeper had left the remnants of her lunch in the bedside table.
And AtO, we must get together for cocktails. All my clothing must also face the same way and they must be grouped according to shirts (sub-divided into business and casual), suits, sportswear and costumes (when I was still performing). I think that you and I should sponsor the Hospitality Suite at the Pajib[i]an convention. In light of my history, however, I suggest making the reservation in your name.
Posted by: rudy at January 10, 2008 3:57 PM
I don't fuck with ouji boards either - when it comes to ghosts and the like, while I don't necessarily "believe" in them, I certainly do NOT need to know for sure whether they exist or not. That opens up a whole Pandora's box I'd rather leave untouched, thank you very much.
That said, most of my superstitions are Pacific-island based, due to my childhood in Hawaii and my family in Guam. The biggest one in Hawaii was about not taking lava or lava rocks from away from the volcanic sites. Pele will have your ass, fo' reals. I have read many, many stories about mainlanders who thought some lava rock would be a great keepsake - and their luck was so rotten afterwards they actually sent the rock back.
Another big deal in Hawaiian folklore was respect for the dead, esp their place of rest. There are several high rises in Waikiki/Honolulu that locals won't go into because they are built upon old burial grounds. Mainlanders be warned!
In Guam, they have spirits called the Taotaomoana (sp?? sorry to any Chamorros I may have offended with my terrible spelling) that reside in the jungle. You are supposed to ask permission before entering the jungle, and you BETTER ask permission before you do anything else in there, like peeing on a tree or killing a boar. Or else.
Honestly, here in CA, I could give a rat's ass about superstition, but when I'm back home in Hawaii or visiting Guam I make sure I'm on point. I must respect those gods more. :-)
Posted by: maylai at January 10, 2008 4:41 PM
Dustin, thanks for the Colts love.
I am a theatre person, so I have a lot of those theatre superstitions, but the only one I am really adamant about is "break a leg" before a show. If anyone says anything else, I correct them immediately.
I also go by the "if your palm itches, you are going to get money," "if your ears burn, someone is talking about you," and "if your nose itches, someone is coming to see you" crap. Dunno why.
I am afraid of the dark, and HAVE to have a light on somewhere in my house. I believe in ghosts and talk to them if I hear/see something that makes be believe there are some around.
Posted by: dammitjanet at January 10, 2008 5:07 PM
Lainie---OMG!!! I had a dream about a giant killer Big Bird!!! Coincidence?? I think not.
Posted by: dammitjanet at January 10, 2008 5:11 PM
I'll make things up for funsies, and then accidentally convince myself that they're real. Par example, but not really related to the supersitions, there's a square of metal on a street by my house, like it fell off of someone's car or something. I was walking by it the first day it was there, and I thought 'That's a landmine' and then I saw myself stepping on it and blowing up. Now, the wind has come and flipped it over a couple of times, so I KNOW that it's not attatched to anything belowgrounds, therefore not a landmine, but it would take MILLIONS of dollars to convince me to step on it.
Posted by: raych at January 10, 2008 5:38 PM
Philly fans have a whole other level of crazy. I didn't watch the very beginning of the Birds/Pats Superbowl, and so was forbidden by my parents from entering the room. All was going well, until I insisted on crossing through to get to the kitchen.
My mother didn't speak to me for two days.
Also, I think the Phils would have won the '93 WS if the city hadn't put that hat on William Penn's head.
dammitjanet, I always heard if your nose itches, you're either going to get in a fight or kiss a fool.
Posted by: Nicole at January 10, 2008 7:53 PM
dammitjanet, I had that killer Big Bird dream years ago and I still find him kind of scary. Ugh--heebie jeebies now.
Posted by: Lainie at January 10, 2008 10:14 PM
yay for the Adelaide love! We are not progression anti-development people, really..... Waves hi to Loob, Dexter and rach. If we don't know each other, we will know people that know each other.
Oh Dexter, that poor rooster, in the 80's and 90's that thing would have faced the wall the majority of the time! But I'm a South supporter really so I can't really say a lot. For those you who are not aware of the mighty South Adelaide Panthers, the last time they won a premiership my mother was 12 and at the game. :p
I also don't like walking on the cracks on the pavement, yes people I said pavement and not sidewalk!
Amber light - my sisters hit the roof of the car as they drive through, apparently so that it won't turn red on them. I have decided against informing them of the lack of logic in that little scenario.
Posted by: Noo at January 10, 2008 10:36 PM
Wow, I'm late in the game here.
I have a few superstitions, even though rationally I know they are stupid.
While I'm not scared of black cats, if they cross the street in front of me when I'm in a car, I have to lick my finger and make a cross on the windshield. It's kind of gross when you think about the spit on the window, but I feel weird if I don't do it.
I also have the thing where I'm afraid to have a fleeting bad thought about someone or something because I'm afraid it will turn back on me.
Oh, and I wear red underwear on Mondays when I can because my mother once told me that it's supposed to be good luck!
Posted by: Tae at January 10, 2008 10:59 PM
I still refuse to do Bloody Mary. Even though I know nothing will happen, I still can't do it!
I used to think villains from Disney movies lived in my closet, so I'd keep the doors shut.
Posted by: Ben at January 11, 2008 6:27 AM
Lainie, I had that dream as a kid and I still remember it very vividly...it involved the farm we lived on, my great-aunt, coffins....jeez, just talking about it now STILL creeps me out.
Posted by: dammitjanet at January 11, 2008 12:26 PM
I don't know if I'm actually superstituous or not. I mean, I guess I am in the traditional sense of the word, in that I believe in spirits and external forces and whatnot. However, the way i deal with it is not always the prescribed remedies like knocking on wood and throwing salt over my shoulder, although I do that.
No. My strategy is one of "don't start no shit, won't be no shit." I believe, like everyone else, the supernatural simply wants to be respected. So like, if I'm in a place where i feel creeped out, I just ask the forces there for permission to do what I need to do, then I do it and leave. The last word in that sentence is important. You leave after your done and you leave shit well enough alone.
The problem I have with horror movies is that the characters are asking for it for the most part. If there's a house rumored to be haunted, don't go there. On a similar note, if you don't know what that cool little demon figurine you got from the market on vacation means, maybe you shouldn't bring it into your home. And if you know it's an old Babylonian spirit of malice and you add it to your collection anyways, don't come whining to me when your 4 year old child has white pupilless eyes and talks like Barry White.
Ok, I'm almost done. I just wanna say one more thing.
All you kids who think it's cool to get high and drunk in the graveyard at night. There's a reason why no cops or people come to kick you out. You're sitting on dead people. It's disrespectful and they don't like it.
Posted by: JohnnyVonAwesome at January 12, 2008 5:52 PM
Ben, Of course Disney's villains live in our closets. That is why it is far better to come out rather than live a closeted life. (Sorry, pretty lame but I could not help myself.)
Posted by: rudy at January 12, 2008 5:59 PM
"Pittsburgh food like grinders or pirogies..."
We do NOT eat grinders. I've only seen that since coming to boston. Hoagies, subs--those we eat.
Posted by: kate at January 16, 2008 11:09 PM
I was quite superstitious when I was growing up - had a lot of fear issues, and following the superstitions helped me feel somewhat in control. Today, though, I'll walk under a ladder and cross the path of a black cat any time. Generally, I'm a very lucky person in spite of that. In school, if I totally forgot about a test or assignment, I'd show up to class and find out it got postponed. I didn't often forget assignments, and this happened almost every single time I did. It was miraculous.
Sometimes I let myself be a little superstitious for fun - like imagining things really do happen in threes or that the fortune in my cookie is a sign (for example, we were trying to get pregnant, and I got a fortune cookie with the Chinese word for "daughter" on the back ... didn't get pregnant yet, but I still have that damn fortune tucked in a picture frame).
Posted by: Kristin at January 18, 2008 5:38 PM
I have a lot going back to child hood, handed down from my southern family. knocking on wood, throwing the salt (right hand, left shoulder) not walking under ladders, jinxing myself, don't tell a bad dream before eating, ALWAYS have your black eyed peas on new year's day (and i can prove that one... we missed one year, and it was the worst year we ever had).
i'm also still afraid of the dark (or, specifically the things i can't see in the dark), i still sleep with the covers all the way over my head to thwart 1) the vampires and 2) the "invaders from mars" (the original movie, not the remake), and (3) the 1960's disney picture book of "babes in toyland" screwed me up for life... for some reason i got it in my head that the bad guys in that book had their sacks full of lips. yup. they went around at night and stole people's lips. i have no idea where that came from.
my mom and her friends use to play ouija board all the time when i was little, and it freaked me out, but nothing evil or even bad seemed to come from it, so i'm not sure how to feel about that one. oh, and the first variation of the bloody mary story didn't have a name, my friend just told me that if you looked in a mirror in the dark (maybe it was midnight), a witch would come out and do something... to this day, i won't look it a mirror in the dark (and i'm 48!).
and here's an interesting tidbit: i've always had more than my share of deja vu. sometimes even to the point where i've said in the prescient moment "i've done this before". i had a grand mal seizure (first time) a few months ago, and have since found out that "feelings of deja vu" can be associated with epilepsy.
weird, huh?
-buns
Posted by: bionic bunny at January 21, 2008 7:20 PM
I'm with Buttercup about not walking under ladders so as to not have things drop on my head or knock people off them (i'm a creature of extraordinary grace). Most of my other superstitions: touching wood, wishing on eyelashes and lucky ciggs, wearing specific colour undies on new years eve and not thanking people who say thank you if i sneeze (so as not to kill those fairies) are playful rather than deeply felt. Other than the touching of wood none of them are about ill luck though so I can afford to regard them lightly. However, I always greet Magpies gathering in unlucky number as 'Capt'in'and I am Utterly convinces that if I indulge myself by buying piles of silky lingerie when I start seeing someone I really like then I'll jinx it and the relationship will fall to pieces.
I'm not in Alabama and our version of the VW beetle game is called 'yellow car'.
Posted by: tatsu at January 24, 2008 10:53 AM
I beleive that will die before my 30 th birthday , I have known this since I was little I have seen it and i know it will be a car accident, for my new car is cursed first reversed over my pet lamb, he survived, kangaroo jumped into the side took a month to fix and the kangaroo died. I ve had 4 windscreens in a year and finally got one that didn t leak and then yesterday on my 25th birthday a stone flicked up from a garbage truck doing 100km smashed through my windscreen.No one beleives that my car is cursed but what else could it be????
Posted by: rie at February 1, 2008 10:17 PM
I beleive that will die before my 30 th birthday , I have known this since I was little I have seen it and i know it will be a car accident, for my new car is cursed first reversed over my pet lamb, he survived, kangaroo jumped into the side took a month to fix and the kangaroo died. I ve had 4 windscreens in a year and finally got one that didn t leak and then yesterday on my 25th birthday a stone flicked up from a garbage truck doing 100km smashed through my windscreen.No one beleives that my car is cursed but what else could it be????
Posted by: rie at February 1, 2008 10:18 PM
Do any of you know the myth that if you nail 1 joker card to every wall in a room at night it will come to life and you will be able to hear it laughing and running around your room only if the lights are out but as soon as you turn the lights back on it goes back in the card?
Or about the myth that you shouldnt walk in halls around 3:15 to 4:00 in the morning because that is the hour of the devil?
Posted by: josh at February 24, 2008 5:17 PM
Also do you all think 23 is an evil number because i was born september 3rd 1992 and 9+3+9+2=23 and there is more that i wont get in to yet. I've had my share of supernatural events and stuff too like seeing ghosts, deja vu, E.V.P, and a bunch of other stuff like that
Posted by: josh at February 24, 2008 5:24 PM
every time i shiver i feel that something bad is happening and then at nights i have like dreams of different people and something good or bad is happenig to them like thiis guy that is 15 i had that he got shot by these 3 bad guy and i cannot explain ever thin thats happen to me but when a black cat pass me i get good luck and when i go
under a ladder i get bad luck i either get hit on the head or i almostget crashed by a car it is very very weird
Posted by: michelle at March 25, 2008 2:47 PM

