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I Need to Take a Shower but I'm Worried Kevin Bacon is Already Using It

By Drew Morton | Posted Under Underappreciated Gems | Comments (25)



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Wild Things (1998) is a trashy film, it’s a film that makes you want to run and take a shower after watching it because you feel like you’ve been spending too much time in the muggy, mosquito-infested air of the Everglades. To reach this conclusion is not meant to be derogatory to this piece of pulp. Rather, I intend for it to be the greatest complement I can bestow upon it. While this quality obviously stems from the narrative material, which I will discuss shortly and vaguely, director John McNaughton (Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer, Mad Dog and Glory) amplifies the effect via nearly every filmic resource I can think of. He utilizes overlapping slow-motion dissolves of the alligators emerging from Florida swamps, a sleazy saxophone driven score by composer George S. Clinton, and casting against type to place the audience in a position of certain uncertainty, which we joyously occupy for nearly two hours.

While I’m sure many Pajiba readers have enjoyed this flick late on a Friday night, I’ll attempt to provide a brief and spoiler-free synopsis. Sam Lombardo (Matt Dillon) is a high school guidance counselor and eligible bachelor living in a high-class beach community in Florida. One of his students, the wealthy, popular, and sexy Kelly Van Ryan (Denise Richards) repeatedly attempts to pursue Sam romantically. While Sam never gives into her seductions, he is passive-aggressive with regard to her advances, which doesn’t help when he finds Kelly accusing him of rape. As the police begin collecting evidence against him, upper class members of beach community, led by Kelly’s mother (Theresa Russell) and her attorney (Robert Wagner), attempt to cast Sam out by threatening his life and vandalizing his house.

As complex as this plot may already sound, we’re only reached the heart of the film’s first act. We think we know where this plot is headed as Sam finds himself headed to trial with the support of his own attorney, the slimy Kenneth Bowden (Bill Murray). We’re sure he’s been wrongly accused and we find ourselves feeling sympathetic towards him. That sympathy finds itself rebutted when two police detectives (Kevin Bacon and Daphne Rubin-Vega) receive testimony from a second accuser: Suzie (Neve Campbell), a girl from the other side of the tracks. As the twists and turns keep coming, we begin to feel that there is an underlying scheme at the heart of these actions, allegations and, as we’ll soon discover, murders. While the film progresses, the question we find ourselves posing are not what the scheme is but who is aligned with whom.

I’m reluctant to delve much further into the story as the reveals are one of the characteristics that make Wild Things so much fun to watch. I’ve seen the film a handful of times and upon each viewing, due to the sheer number of twists, I find myself surprised by one or two turns of the screw that I had forgotten. Contrary to most films (like The Way of the Gun), the exponentially convoluted nature of the plot actually works in the film’s favor. While I admit that it is possible that some elements probably wouldn’t hold up to scrutiny if charted in a thorough and systematic manner, the end credit flashbacks do a good job of addressing our doubts. Yet, we’re never really given time to doubt, as the craft of McNaughton and screenwriter Stephen Peters keeps us preoccupied in this muggy hall of smoke and mirrors.

More specifically, McNaughton has an incredibly engaging visual style. Take, for instance, one shot early in the film that conveys the tense relationship between Kelly and her mother. We understand there is a distance between them purely from a visual standpoint. As Kelly enters the house on the ground floor, she slams the door just as her mother slams the balcony door on the second floor. It’s a well-composed, cinematic way of underlining the essential characteristic of their interactions. McNaughton further exemplifies his thoughtful visual style through his conveyance of the feeling of the locale. McNaughton, during Sam’s trips to the swamps, dissolves from Sam’s sweaty brow to alligators emerging from the dark waters. Later, McNaughton visually links Kelly to the sneaky creature, framing her in a similar fashion as she swims in the pool of a local country club.

Perhaps the best indicator of McNaughton’s unique use of film form is exemplified in the film’s infamous love scene. Contrary to popular belief, the scene is effective not for its nudity, but for the details that McNaughton lingers on. His use of staging is perfect with regard to the three performers. There’s something sloppy, but sensual about their sinful affections. Throughout the sequence, he’ll cut away to a close up of a pair of panties dropping or a mouthful of champagne making its way down the landscape of a woman’s body. The scene always surprises me because it isn’t particularly graphic. Rather, the sexuality of the scene stems from these details and George S. Clinton’s perfect score, driven by the low slides of a bass guitar and the erupting lisps of a saxophone. In other words, it’s mood, not exploitive imagery, that provides the scene with its sexual power.

The final joy I take in watching Wild Things is in McNaughton’s ability to solicit engaging performances from actors and actresses cast against type. McNaughton seems to be preoccupied with this type of casting, which he also attempted in his earlier film Mad Dog and Glory (1993) when he cast Bill Murray as a mafia kingpin and Robert DeNiro as a gutless police officer. Here, Dillon plays his usual slimeball role (see also There’s Something About Mary) and the rather weak Denise Richards plays the late-teen sex pot. Not much of a stretch there. Yet, there’s Bill Murray as the scummy lawyer, giving us a double-bill of dickishness in 1996 with this and the Farrelly Brothers film Kingpin. As with Kingpin, he’s a lot of fun to watch here. More significant of this casting trend however is Neve Campbell, who plays against her normal good girl type (Scream) as a conniving piece of trailer trash. Thanks to her presence and the way the character is written, we find ourselves constantly re-evaluating how she fits into the plot. She’s smarter than she looks, there’s something else to her, and it’s a joy to find her putting us in that space of uncertainty.

Of course, Wild Things is not a perfect film, nor will every viewer find it appealing. The plot twists, if encountered by an audience member who has bought the ticket but decided not to take the ride, can come off as fairly ludicrous. Moreover, Denise Richards (Starship Troopers) doesn’t bring much else to the film than a physical presence, which I never found particularly unique or attractive in the first place. Finally, the lurid eroticism this neo-noir has the potential to rub many members of the opposite sex the wrong way (my wife rolls her eyes and leaves the living room whenever I think about watching it). Spending two hours with these characters in this well-defined world is a dank and feverish experience. I’d call it a filmic guilty pleasure, but I don’t believe in feeling guilty after enjoying myself. I still might want to take that shower though.

Drew Morton is a Ph.D. student in Cinema and Media Studies at the University of California-Los Angeles. He has previously written for the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel and UWM Post and is the 2008 recipient of the Otis Ferguson Award for Critical Writing in Film Studies.









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Comments

That bass guitar is Mark Sandman, R.I.P. (except really).

Kudos, I always thought this was a surprisingly good flick. I'm tempted to say that I wish they could have conveyed what happened without basically explaining it to you at the end, but I'm not sure whether that's a real criticism or just prejudice. The only sour note to me is Dillon's acting.

Posted by: Eep at August 4, 2009 4:14 PM

Heh, I saw this one year on my birthday...with my family...it was almost as good as when they went with me to see Ravenous.

That being said, you surprise me. Ripping apart Dogma but praising (all be it with play) this, and then bashing The Way of the Gun by saying the plot twists don't work as well as they do in Wild Things?

You sir, are an odd fellow.

Posted by: Deistbrawler at August 4, 2009 4:18 PM

I've never seen the whole film. Just one scene. Over and over again. On the internet. Late at night. When I was 14.

Posted by: Kevin Longrie at August 4, 2009 4:24 PM

As a lady who can appreciate the ladies, this is the go-to film when my wifi connection won't work to find real porn. When you need to get it, get off, and get out, the pool scene does it every time.

Posted by: scorzi at August 4, 2009 4:26 PM

Okay, Campbell's Party of Five pause acting annoys me too.

Posted by: Eep at August 4, 2009 4:30 PM

This... this is what happens when you overthink movies.

Posted by: Midnight Monkey Madness at August 4, 2009 4:43 PM

I was kinda hoping this review would end with:

"...also: Kevin Bacon's cock. Fin."

Posted by: Sean at August 4, 2009 4:48 PM

My girlfriends and I saw Wild Things our senior year of high school and we found it to be gloriously, deliciously, Kevin Bacon peen-ily stupid. Which means we all watch it whenever it's on tv. Love it.

Posted by: Julie at August 4, 2009 4:48 PM

Huh. I totally thought this was directed by Paul Verhoeven.

Posted by: Todd at August 4, 2009 5:30 PM

Eep,
I was a bit ambivalent of the flashback credits as a device at first as well, but they do address many of the film's unanswered questions.

Which leads me to...

Deist,

The twists in Way of the Gun have little payoff for the most part, Wild Things is all payoff. I'm not against plot twists when they are present for a reason. Glad to have surprised you! ;)

I think my most uncomfortable movie moment with the 'rents was Requiem for a Dream. Yikes...

Posted by: Drew Morton at August 4, 2009 6:30 PM

Really? this was a review of how wild things was good? lol i kept reading to get to the punchline but alas the joke was on me and everyone who watches this now expecting a good film

Posted by: Andrew at August 4, 2009 6:52 PM

Drew, that movie is a mind trip under the best of circumstances. I doubt I'd even admit seeing it to my parents, let alone watch it with them!

Posted by: Suz at August 4, 2009 6:53 PM

Suz,

Oddly, my mother really enjoyed Requiem for a Dream. The strangest part is that I was watching it and the end montage came up (the ass-to-ass/bone-saw montage) along with the really heartbreaking Clint Mansell/Kronos Quartet score. The music woke her up and she sat down (montage still on the television) and asked me to re-watch the movie with her. I think it was on par with a trainwreck and she just needed to know how the movie progressed to get to such a bleak ending.

Awkward to say the least, but I was still blown away that she liked it.

Posted by: Drew Morton at August 4, 2009 7:04 PM

Oh hell yeah, this is a fun squirm.

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at August 4, 2009 7:27 PM

I love this movie and will never apologise for loving it. The end.

Posted by: villain's minion at August 4, 2009 7:29 PM

I like Drew's reviews
But I am to distracted
By Campbell's sideboob

Posted by: admin at August 4, 2009 8:08 PM

admin, your haikus today have been kicking ass and taking names, and possibly chewing bubble gum.

However, for the record, I must point out that the side-boob is Denise Richards'.

Posted by: MM at August 4, 2009 8:52 PM

You are distracted! That's Richards' sideboob

I adore this movie as well. Bill Murray just makes me smile

Posted by: Beau at August 4, 2009 8:53 PM

I think about this movie a lot as a benchmark for the kind of films I wish I could make. It's VERY smart, and celebratory of its own "weaknesses". Beautifully shot, etc... To me the Kevin Bacon penis moment is the ultimate declaration of shucking the rules. This isn't offensive or adolescent like torture porn, it's something more transcendant. And no, I ain't kidding.

Posted by: OrRoy at August 4, 2009 9:08 PM

I love this movie. Because Kevin Bacon schween.

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at August 4, 2009 9:13 PM

I appreciate a movie that aspires to be nothing more than trashy fun. And, you know, hot lesbian action.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at August 4, 2009 9:42 PM

Girls hating Wild Things
Guys loving hot threesome scenes
Can't we all get on?

Posted by: Dill The Devil at August 4, 2009 10:14 PM

MM is correct
I have dishonoured myself
death by flesh pillows

Posted by: admin at August 4, 2009 11:55 PM

Can't we all get on?

I think you missed an 'it' out of that.

Posted by: Goldie at August 5, 2009 3:29 PM

Haiku notwithstanding, of course.

Posted by: Goldie at August 5, 2009 3:30 PM


















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