Professional Lullabyist Live Tweets Aftermath Of Being Groped On A Plane

By Kristy Puchko | Twitter | October 24, 2016 | Comments ()

By Kristy Puchko | Twitter | October 24, 2016 |


Perhaps there is no better place to complain about bizarre plane incidents than on Twitter. No, seriously. Because whether it’s a creepy doll, a friendly duck, or a predatory groper, there’s little you can do but tweet your feels. That’s the unfortunate lesson professional lullabyist Ariana Lenarsky learned when a stranger felt her up on a flight this weekend.

Here’s her story.

I had no idea that if someone commits a crime on an airplane it’s this impossible to press charges because of jurisdiction, and apparently cops being like, “What’s the big deal LOL!?”

Our sympathy goes out to Lenarsky. Our collective scowling goes out to the criminal asswad, who never learned the concept of tea-drinking/consent nor the kindergarten lesson of keep your hands to yourself.

Kristy Puchko can’t even sometimes.

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