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Mike Huckabee Delivers the Year's Most Brutal Twitter Joke

By Dustin Rowles | Twitter | March 21, 2017 | Comments ()

By Dustin Rowles | Twitter | March 21, 2017 |


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Mike Huckabee is the former Governor of Arkansas (I have met him on several occasions, sadly), a three-time failed Presidential candidate, a major proponent of covenant marriages, and the father to the current deputy White House press secretary and wannabe Kellyanne Conway, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, who made the talk-show rounds over the course of one weekend three weeks ago before apparently taking up residence with the wife of David Miscavige.

And now we can add failed Twitter comedian to Mike Huckabee’s bio:

That’s not a joke. It is a war crime. I saw parts of the Gorsuch hearing. There was no grinding of sausage. That man is as mild as they come; I don’t even know if he could chew an entire sausage without spitting it into his cloth napkin. He looks like the kind of guy who believes sausage is beneath him, who believes sausage is reserved for plebeian riffraff. He’s clearly a Canadian bacon sort of guy, if that. And why identify the sausage as PURE PORK? There is no appropriation of government spending for local projects involved in a confirmation hearing — he’s confusing his branches of government. Who would even eat GORSUCH SAUSAGE? It sounds like the sort of thing one would feed to competition dogs before Mike Huckabee’s son turned them … never mind.

It was a bad joke, y’all, and Twitter made sure to call it out.

This is, of course, the latest (and worst) in Huckabee’s lengthy history with failed Twitter jokes.

Please stop.



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