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“You Know What a Great Pilot Would Have Done? Not Hit the Birds"

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under TV Reviews | Comments (21)



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The Office

Wow. Just Wow. Even for the’ season finale they couldn’t manage to pull the show out of the tailspin of mediocrity. Really? That was it? Where were the big moments? OK: The fact that Dwight put a bid in on the building in which Dunder Mifflin is located could potentially have huge ramifications down the line. And the final line, from Jo Benett (again, after the final commercial break), did open up the possibility that Holly might come back next season (fingers crossed). But what was the point of the printer defect and of all the whistle-blowers if there wasn’t going to be any consequences? There were four potential whistle-blowers and by the end, that entire subplot was superfluous, except to reestablish what we already knew: that Erin likes Andy.

Meanwhile, Michael Scott continued to be Michael Scott, and after threatening to fire and imprison the whistle-blower, he back-tracked once he realized there actually was as whistle-blower and then allowed Jo to manipulate him into giving the public apology on behalf of the company, something that Michael would’ve been eager to do without any of that manipulation because Michael is an attention whore, whether that attention be good or bad. The reward: He probably beat the cute otter as the top story on the local newscast’s website.

And that was it. That was really it. Although, I will note that, should Holly return next season (which is a distinct possibility as Amy Ryan hasn’t yet been able to convert her Oscar nomination into tons of movie work), they’ve set up a way to write out Toby — at least temporarily — as a successful novelist.

A hugely disappointing season finale.

30 Rock

This season finale, while slightly underwhelming, was still fun, and more importantly, it set up the possibility that Matt Damon could come back, even briefly, next season. Indeed, Liz Lemon finally met her Astronaut Mike Dexter, who was actually a pilot named Carol, who was otherwise perfect for Liz: He hates people, he loves “Fart Knockers,” he has a goofy dance, he invented Air Law, and he looks like Matt Damon.

Meanwhile, Jack finally made a decision between Avery and Nancy. He chose Nancy. But then, once Nancy met Avery and figured out she was pregnant, Jack chose Avery. I wouldn’t at all mind seeing Avery written into the show more next season — she’s been one of the better parts of this season of “30 Rock.” But more importantly, it means no more Nancy, who has been one of the worst parts of this season of “30 Rock.” But will Jack actually be a baby daddy? I doubt it. It’s a comedy, so there won’t be an abortion or a miscarriage. But, I’m sure the baby will end up being another man’s.

Elsewhere, Jenna discovered that Paul was two-timing her, impersonating Cher behind her back. She made him choose, which resulted in a moment that was probably only funny to those of us who watched “Puttin’ on the Hits” in the ’80s.

The bigger development last night was Kenneth’s firing after he decided to do his job badly to avoid a promotion that would take him to L.A. and away from his best friends. Coincidentally, my two-year-old son woke up and walked into the room just in time to catch the tail end of the episode and Kenneth’s drunken tirade, and I kind of marveled that it was the exact sort of drunken tirade to which a two-year-old should be exposed (his exact words: “Can we watch that again, Daddy?”)

So, is that the end of Kenneth? Of course not. But it should be interesting to see where he lands next season — my guess is a different position (maybe he replaces Grizz or Dot Com).

And the line of the night goes to Matt Damon’s jet pilot Carol, on Chesley Sullenberger, who successfully ditched his plane in the Hudson Bay after it hit a flock of birds: “You know what a great pilot would have done? Not hit the birds. That’s what I do everyday: not hit birds. Where’s my ticket to the Grammys?”









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Comments

(YEAH, I reprinted from the Community/Parks & Rec thread. Didn't know there was going to be 2 different postings. Probably should of.)

The Office was ok, but had no ending. The "everyone was a whistle blower" twist was pretty funny and went with the characters. But there was no resolution to it, like you said. I have a hard time thinking a hard ass like Jo is just going to have a bonding moment with Michael and then stop searching for the culprit. It would have worked better as an hour long with more "search for the suspect" and everyone getting more and more paranoid. They could have turned it into a Survivor parody with alliances and the whole thing. Just really weak kind of like most of the fizzled plot lines this season.

30 Rock was pretty good. I'm glad the love triangle is over but have a hard time thinking Elizabeth Banks is sticking around. Or Matt Damon for that matter so as amusing as they are, story wise it's obviously going to be resolved somehow and they won't be around. So really, the storyline didn't move forward in the long run.

Posted by: TylerDFC at May 21, 2010 9:40 AM

I've realized that I really hope they can keep Wesley Snipes around for a few more episodes next season. Every thing he does is so wrong to her. He's brilliant. Is there a way we can get a spin off with him and Dennis Duffy?

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at May 21, 2010 10:14 AM

Watching Office I almost completely forgot that it was the season finale. The most dynamic things in that episode were Jo's dogs. But then again I happen to think great danes are fucking amazing. I was actually kind of hoping that they'd write it so the weasley little Sabre employer was the one who leaked it to the press. It was such a let down that it turned out to be Andy.

Kenneth's drunken tirade was adorable. But I think love triangles with guest stars are always obnoxious because you know they have to end, so I'm kind of over the whole Nancy and Avery thing. Although Avery has been fucking fantastic.

Oh and Rhyme, I declared Wesley the shit last go round. You're a week late and seven dollars short!

Posted by: Kayanne at May 21, 2010 10:35 AM

I died during Kenneth's tirade. It was so fitting and a lovely way to go out.

Posted by: Nimue at May 21, 2010 10:37 AM

If Liz won't take Wesley Snipes, I'll take him in. Michael Sheen, rowrr.

Posted by: Dorothy Snarker at May 21, 2010 11:03 AM

I liked Office alright, just not as a season finale. This show has always been so strong about those and now? just...fizzled out like a normal episode. It really has lost all the fire it once had. And oh god please bring Holly back and let them get married so that once and for all Michael can be happy and not fucking up yet another relationship. It's the only way for Michael to leave, because Holly was PERFECT for him. I did love the bits with David Wallace and Ryan's new social network (WOOF!), which was pretty brilliant. But the overall plot was disappointing.

The one thing that bugged me about 30 Rock is that...well, yeah, it's Matt Damon. But it's MATT DAMON, so you know he won't be in Liz's life for very long and it'll be yet another failed relationship for her. Just cast some inexpensive, handsome actor and be done with it.

Posted by: figgy at May 21, 2010 11:08 AM

In a fit of Baby-Daddy magnanimousness (it's a word I looked it up!) Donaghy will have Kenneth reinstated because that show would be just a shadow without Jack McBreyer. A SHADOW!!

Posted by: JenVegas at May 21, 2010 11:55 AM

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at May 21, 2010 10:14 AM

That is a brilliant idea. Of all the kajillion, A-list guest stars 30 Rock has had this season, Michael Sheen's been my favorite. Tina, let's see that story next season.

Posted by: Katie (KP) at May 21, 2010 12:10 PM

It's atypical with me and the Pajiba crowd, but I just don't like/get the office. I *get* it sure, I just don't think it's funny. Pretty much at all.

My fiancee has tried to drag me in at various times, showed me an episode she thought was particularly funny. Always my reaction has been the same: It's a soap opera, with comic actors (a few of which really do have good timing). And honestly most of the time she's showing me an ep the story lines are ugly, in a "if that was somebody you knew, even if they were an idiot, that would be a horrible thing" way.

Don't get it. Don't want to get it, since apparently whatever magic it had at one time has evaporated.

-Frob

Posted by: frobme at May 21, 2010 12:14 PM

I'm trying to be optimistic about Carol and Liz working out...I mean, he's a pilot so Matt Damon won't have to be around all that often right? The "Liz dates someone that she thinks is great and then things go horribly wrong" plotline is starting to wear kind of thin. I JUST WANT LIZ TO BE LUCKY IN LOVE FOR ONCE.

Posted by: TarHeel at May 21, 2010 12:32 PM

They gotta cancel The Office

It's disgustingly horrible compared to the best and perhaps the only good season (2)

Smart of Steve Carell jumping off the sinking ship

Posted by: Christian at May 21, 2010 12:44 PM

"Woof" was the Office highlight.

Also liked "That came out wrong" via Paul on 30Rock.

And Julianne Moore's teeth were alarmingly gray. Between that and the awful accent, I almost don't lust after her anymore. Almost.

Posted by: sansho1 at May 21, 2010 12:50 PM

I wish Michael Sheen would play his character in Twilight as Wesley Snipes.

Posted by: arrrghzi at May 21, 2010 1:14 PM

Dorothy Snarker: EWWWW!

Posted by: esme at May 21, 2010 2:25 PM

i don't care what you say i will love julianne moore til the day i die, just like mary hatch loves george bailey

Posted by: the chaplain at May 21, 2010 5:23 PM

But what was the point of the printer defect and of all the whistle-blowers if there wasn’t going to be any consequences?

No shit, what did you expect? It's the land of no consequences. Nothing matters, which would be fine with me if they didn't try to put some heart into the show. The only thing that I can remember since Roy being fired that actually stuck was the baby. I watch the show to hang out with friends, watch the characters (purely out of comfortable familiarity), and snag a few chuckles.

I was actually kind of hoping that they'd write it so the weasley little Sabre employer was the one who leaked it to the press.

That's where I thought they were going with it. He had a look about him at the beginning of the episode (I suppose he always has a look about him).

It's a soap opera, with comic actors

Whoa! I love talkin' shit about The Office, but I never would've come up with that. Nice one.

Posted by: pissant at May 21, 2010 7:04 PM

I have no idea what's happening on The Office. They gave the best lines to the IT guy, for crying out loud. And Ryan's new look is out of control.

30 Rock had a pretty uneven year. While I love Elizabeth Banks, I don't care for Avery.

Posted by: Turtle at May 21, 2010 7:22 PM

Turtle, his name is Nick!

Posted by: Zippy at May 21, 2010 8:49 PM

I don't even remember when I last watched The Office, but am I the only one who thinks Holly should be taken to task? As far as I recall, they never broke up, but were going to do the whole doomed long-distance thing. Yes, doomed, but those were the terms, and then she never contacted him. Then in two shakes of a lamb's tail, she's engaged to someone else. I'm not saying that they weren't thwarted, but for someone who was supposed to be 'so perfect' for Michael, she didn't seem to give a shit. I mean, what was it, like two months? Don't start me on Jim and Pam. I was the one person on the planet who didn't want to get together. Didn't necessarily have to stay with their currents, but none of that prom king and queen shiz-naw. Well, who's squeeing now? Guess that's why I'm always single, so it goes.

They're really stumbling around on 30 Rock. Can there be, like, one episode where Jack's not becoming engaged to some boring slag? Granted, there's nothing wrong with Avery, I just don't care about her. At all. Nancy on the other hand? Let's take a collection in order to permanently iron mask Julianne Moore, because that shit was fucking illegal! Sweet fucking Saint Fuckery. Between that and whatever it was in those few garbled moments of The Shipping News through which I sat, I have this urge to create some kind of crab infestation of the bowels and inject it into her. Nothing positive to say about that, man. Had to fast-forward whenever she was on, but when I did catch some errant seconds, I'm pretty sure they gave me gout or dropsy--something bad.

Posted by: Jo 'Mama' Besser at May 21, 2010 9:39 PM

I believe Will Forte had already done the "not hit the birds" joke on SNL Weekend Update.

Posted by: jahna at May 23, 2010 5:28 PM

Jo Mama - totally with you on the Julianne Moore thing. Surely there are actresses out there who could do at least a COMPETENT Mass. accent. If it's central to the character, it seems to me you'd really have to get the accent down (especially given how judgmental Massholes are about the accuracy of said accents, myself included). I also just straight-up think she's a shitty actress. I just think there are too many hard-working actresses out there to give such plum roles to incompetents who probably think they're doing the show a favor by being on it.

Posted by: samantha t at May 24, 2010 10:59 AM