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Which Was the More Absurd George W. Bush Quote: The Mangled, the Out of Context, or the Literal?

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under TV Reviews | Comments (37)



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Here are some select quotes from last night’s Matt Lauer interview with George W. Bush, ahead of the release of his memoirs, which come out today. The man is still, indeed, a solid source of comedy.

Mangled

  • “After 9/11, we were in-you-indated with threats. A lot of threats.”

  • “There’s a lot of psychobible out there that he and I compete, that W. is trying to overshadow his father.”

    Out of Context Quotes

  • “My mom’s a straightforward person. She says to her teenage son, ‘Here’s the fetus.’”

  • “What is sex like, after 50?”

  • “You’re not immersed in the job until the CIA comes in and says, ‘Mr. President, here’s your intelligence.’”

  • “Uhhh. I just didn’t have any intelligence.”

    Literal

  • “It was one of the most disgusting moments of my presidency … It was the worst moment of my Presidency.” (in re: Kanye West’s “George Bush doesn’t like black people” comment).











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    Comments

    I used to have to explain to fellow Europeans that English was not, in fact, his second but his only language.

    Posted by: cinekat at November 9, 2010 9:13 AM

  • To be fair, I honestly don't think W has a problem with black people. I just think he doesn't give a shit about poor people.

    But wow--the WORST moment of his presidency? I ... I don't even know what to say to that.

    Posted by: wealhtheow at November 9, 2010 9:27 AM

    I actually think that Kanye West bit might be one of the most nakedly honest things he's ever said.
    Think about it: as humans, the parts of our brains involving abstraction were the last to evolve. So to him, deep down, being called a racist probably WAS the worst part of his presidency for HIM. Worst part of his presidency? Hell no. But I have a feeling, especially given the extremely concrete (opposite of abstract) thought processes he's evidenced in his public speaking, that he'll remember Kanye a lot more vividly than the things that didn't happen to him.

    Posted by: Ian at November 9, 2010 9:33 AM

    So, if the terrorists had called him a "dumb honky faggot" during the 9/11 attacks, would that have bumped Kanye from the top?

    Posted by: Kballs at November 9, 2010 9:40 AM

    As long as they yelled "Hate Crime!" right before doing so.

    Posted by: Ian at November 9, 2010 9:49 AM

    I like to imagine him curled in the fetal position with a snot bubble in his nose, wailing to Laura, "Not Kanye! If I've lost Kanye, I've lost the middle class!"

    Posted by: Tracer Bullet at November 9, 2010 10:00 AM

    Tracer Bullet for the win.

    Posted by: PaddyDog at November 9, 2010 10:14 AM

    Laura didn't care. She's a liberal.

    Everything I know about George W. Bush I learned from "W."

    Posted by: superasente at November 9, 2010 10:19 AM

    I think I can understand why the Kanye thing might have bothered him so much.

    When you become president, surely you expect people to blame you for things, say that you're stupid, not agree with your actions and etc. because there is no one person who will ever be loved and accepted by every person in the country. I always believed that President Bush was a good man, a moral man, and a man who truly believed that he was doing what he thought was right when it came to deciding what should be done for the country. Did I agree with everything? Hell, no, but I didn't for a second believe that he wasn't sincerely doing what he thought was right.

    Now, put yourself in his shoes for a second and imagine that you have been busting your ass trying to lead a nation of people through some pretty horrific shit, a bunch of people who hated you and said you were an idiot, but still, trying to take care of them. Then imagine some asshole taking a moment (an inappropriate moment) to basically say you don't care about the same people you have been trying to help, and basically calling you a liar and a fake. That could be devastating to anyone...and not because that person was weak minded.

    To me, it's like a parent finding out one of their kids was in a terrible accident, having to make hard medical decisions, thinking that their decisions are what is best for their kid, and then have some rude motherfucking jerk stand in the hospital doorway and tell a group of visitors in the hallway that the parent didn't really care about the kid at all, and if they did, they would have never agreed to amputate their leg, or let the doctor give them blood thinners.

    Now, I don't personally care what your political feelings for President Bush are because I'm not thinking about him as a president right now. I'm thinking of him as just a man who had to deal with a lot of unpleasant shit, and one who basically felt that all of his work and effort was pissed on. That kind of moment would be an ice pick in anyone's heart, I imagine.

    Posted by: ZombieNurse at November 9, 2010 10:22 AM

    "Now, take a look at this swing."

    Posted by: JohnnyVonAwesome at November 9, 2010 10:25 AM

    I think I'm falling in love with W. He clearly does not give a fuck. I mean, the balls on that guy. To be able to plow on into stupidity...it really is amazing.

    Posted by: pissant at November 9, 2010 10:26 AM

    I thought his interview was straightforward, open and candid. He accepted a lot of blame but also stuck up for himself. He was humble and I think you guys are mining for material here. Give the guy a break. He's not president anymore, so relax. I thought you all wanted to move on. I didn't hear "psychobible" or "in-you-dated." Must be that you're used to that lovely northeastern accent of the John Kerrys and Barney Franks of the world.

    Posted by: Chris from Delaware at November 9, 2010 10:29 AM

    Chris from Delaware has started my morning off right.

    Posted by: Allen at November 9, 2010 10:31 AM

    ZombieNurse, I think that may be one of the most well-written and insightful comments I've ever read on this site. Agreed.

    Posted by: Mac at November 9, 2010 10:34 AM

    Worst moment of eight years in office:

    a) More 3,000 people dead in the worst terrorist attack in U.S. history
    b) Major city drowns while FEMA director twiddles his thumbs
    c) Ugly, embarrassing and incompetent cover-up of death of Pat Tillman
    d) Pop star hurts feelings

    Posted by: Tracer Bullet at November 9, 2010 10:40 AM

    Here's my problem with Bush's perspective and, by extension, ZombieNurse's comment: It's not about him. Of all the hell he went through in almost a decade -- wars, torture, flood, terrorist attacks, a cratering economy -- when it comes time to name the worst, the worst, moment, the former president, leader of the free world, can't see beyond the end of his own dick.

    Just looking at Katrina: People were dying in New Orleans, literally drowning in their homes. Police officers were murdering unarmed civilians. One hundred thousand people had lost everything they owned, watched loved ones die and didn't know when, or if, their government would ever come to their aid. But the president needs his goddamn woobie because Kanye West was mean.

    Hey, Bush? Fuck you. It's not about you, you myopic, self-involved asshole.

    Posted by: Tracer Bullet at November 9, 2010 10:53 AM

    See folks I have a different take on this interview/catharsis. Bush’s problem is that he hasn’t gone off the rails, I submit he’s never even been on the rails. Bush’s personality has never developed past the Id phase.

    Posted by: Pookie at November 9, 2010 10:56 AM

    OH GOD. Obviously he didn't mean it was worse than 9/11 and Katrina. You are reading WAAAAAAYYY too much into that comment. I wouldn't even believe that about my worst enemy.

    Before I even read Lauer's reaction to the quote, I took it as, this felt like rock bottom... not that it was more significant than these other events. There is a difference.

    But hey, I'm glad he could give you guys something to foam at the mouth over for the next few years. Must have been lonely without all that hate.

    Posted by: Mac at November 9, 2010 11:06 AM

    ZombieNurse,
    I like your child in the hospital analogy. It's kinda like saying, "There was my child, laying in the bed...and I found out that our insurance had a $500 deductible. To add insult to injury like that...it was devastating."

    Posted by: pissant at November 9, 2010 11:57 AM

    Mac,

    Lauer pointed out to Bush what it sounded like and he didn't exactly change his statement in context.

    "Lauer challenges Bush, saying some people may be offended to read that in his book, taking it as the President was not saying the worst moment in his presidency was the misery of Louisiana, but instead when somebody insulted him about it.

    "No - that - and I also make it clear that the misery in Louisiana affected me deeply as well.

    Posted by: Paultera at November 9, 2010 11:59 AM

    For all the fucktard things he's done, and all the fucktard things that have been said about him, he's genuinely a friendly person. I think it's true, cause I've seen him shake a room. He honestly wants you to like him, he wants to be your homie. It's why he's well suited to the job. It's what the Republicans have for h version of a 'rock star.'

    The Kanye commentary is revealing, and even if Stone's "W" is more fun to point and laugh with, Journey's With George by Alexandra Pelosi des insight on a great number of tidings, both in the process of the 2000 campaign, and the character of George W Bush himself. She doesn't like Bush, but it's more because she has nothing in common with him than she disagrees with his politics at that point. He tries earnestly to get her to like him, which you can clearly see from their interactions. As the campaign closes, he had the rest of the press plane (minus 2) following his year long campaign eating out of his hand. None of this is explicitly stated in the documentary, but there are all kinds of interesting things going on in it. Highly recommended.

    He was buffered from the massive movement of ill will towards the man. I assume he still is. After all, it isn't difficult for a Republican to find circles of people who are exactly like them. Having Kanye, or anyone public (i twinged when I almost left iconic) point out, that he and America were no longer friends probably was devastating for a man like that.

    That bag of dicks.

    Posted by: Jackseppelin at November 9, 2010 12:05 PM

    I mainly took the question to mean what was the worst "Personal" moment of his presidency.

    I guess that sounds kind of crazy, even in that context, but I suppose people in charge (i.e. the president) have to compartmentalize things, like natural disasters and even terrible things like the insanity that happened after the hurricane, so they can deal with them in a rational way. However, everyone has a point at which they just snap, or whatever, and I thought that was the point of the question. People can be strong and deal with terrible things, but if a person could deal with a terrible event and be strong outwardly - without anyone truly knowing what is going on inside his head - and then have someone basically kick them in the balls because they didn't agree with what they decided to do, that would be the moment of utter helplessness.

    Everyone has their own breaking point. You can carry a tremendously heavy load on your back, but sometimes it's just a tiny pebble that can cause you to stumble and drop everything.

    Posted by: ZombieNurse at November 9, 2010 12:26 PM

    You can thank or blame the Bush administration. He wants to accept blame to appear as a leader. It's easy to do when you're role is being explained to you, the days or minutes before.

    Zombie'd be right if we could thank or blame Bush, by himself, for anything.

    Posted by: Jackseppelin at November 9, 2010 12:59 PM

    What ZombieNurse says makes a lot of sense to me.

    Posted by: DarthCorleone at November 9, 2010 1:19 PM

    Chris from Delaware, I heart you. I'm from Texas, and I sound like it. When I visit New York, people latch on to my accent and automatically think I'm retarded, disregarding everything I say. Just because I drawl and have a rather adorable habit of peppering my speech with colloquialisms doesn't mean I'm stupid.

    Posted by: MedicSquirrel at November 9, 2010 1:43 PM

    Fucking Kanye just ruins everything.

    Posted by: Odnon. at November 9, 2010 2:40 PM

    "To me, it's like a parent finding out one of their kids was in a terrible accident, having to make hard medical decisions, thinking that their decisions are what is best for their kid, and then have some rude motherfucking jerk stand in the hospital doorway and tell a group of visitors in the hallway that the parent didn't really care about the kid at all, and if they did, they would have never agreed to amputate their leg, or let the doctor give them blood thinners."

    I buy the analogy if the parent never listened to a word the kid said, made their own call, and then clung to that call without taking in anything but their own disorted view of what's right. Zombienurse, give me a break. We're not talking about Jimmy fucking Carter or another misunderstood president who is legitimately a good, caring person who is committed to the good of the world. We're also not talking about somebody brilliant and reflective but who made terrible decisions like Robert McNamara. We're talking about a dude who masterminded (or permitted the masterminding of) some of the darkest chapters in this country's history and says that the worst moment of his presidency was having his ego flicked by the likes of Kanye.

    I'd like to add that, ridiculous though that moment was, a reflective person (which Dubya is not) would've taken that in and thought about why a member of his constituency felt so strongly that he'd say such a thing on television. And when Lauer pointed out that he was zeroeing in on somethat that hurt his feelings rather than KATRINA ITSELF, Bush responded "Don't care." Sorry, I'm not seeing a deep well of emotion or thought here.

    Posted by: samantha t at November 9, 2010 3:40 PM

    I think that the Kanye comment was the fork in his eye after eating dish after dish of Katrina misery (some of it deserved, some of it not.) But W, as usual, can’t express himself well enough to convey that.

    I remember the moment Kanye said it, since I was watching it live and I choked. I still can’t believe he had the balls to do it on national TV (and yes, it was inappropriate but it made for a hell of an entertaining segment.) Watching Mike Myers try to navigate around that was hilarious. And truth be told, Kanye’s sentiments are shared by many in the black community, so he wasn’t expressing an unusual thought. Perhaps it really needed to be said in that way to get through. Sometimes “inappropriate” is just what the doctor ordered - though I would have extended it to many of the elected officials in Louisiana as well.

    Like some other privileged people, Bush doesn’t identify with and therefore doesn’t really “care” about poor people. Well, to say that he doesn’t “care” is callous of me. He’s simply no different from anyone else who can sympathize but cannot empathize; his assistance to them and thoughtfulness when it comes to them therefore is limited. The memoir might be an interesting read in the way that all presidential memoirs are. It’s fascinating to see what’s going on behind the scenes regardless of who is in office.

    Saw this on Post Secret yesterday, and it made me smile, so I’m sharing:
    “I moved Bush's new memoir to the "Crime" section of my bookstore.”

    Posted by: Groovy Violet at November 9, 2010 3:53 PM

    Well, samantha t, I'm not sure how you know the true intentions of every political leader, but here's to you. That's quite the gift.

    Posted by: elizabeth at November 9, 2010 4:14 PM

    "Well, samantha t, I'm not sure how you know the true intentions of every political leader, but here's to you. That's quite the gift."

    All one can do is glean from eight years of office and countless interviews what this particular politician's intentions are. He's a public figure opening up about his feelings during his Presidency - what can we really do but surmise what his intentions are/were?

    Posted by: samantha t at November 9, 2010 4:30 PM

    Obviously, I'm not an American. Anyway, when Kanye West said that, there were a lot of people who share his skin colour who agreed, and I don't know why we're ignoring that...again. The statement has turned into a springboard to talk about 'What Kanye Did'. Of course, he's not right because A, B, C,...or we try to dress it up as something else. I don't think anyone has ever said that the guy is a member of the Klan, but based on what they were experiencing, if they came to that conclusion who are we to say 'Okay, no listen, I'M going to tell you about how it really is, I'M going to explain your own life back to you, I'M going to shape your opinion into something more appropriate and less incendiary and I'M going to speak for you because I know what's best.' It just feels like everyone thinks he has a right to co-opt this thing and shame anyone who 'tries to play the race card'. I wasn't there and he was never my president, so I wouldn't presume to rob Americans of their interpretations--but it feels like this is going on with a big chunk of the people who actually were there. Everyone always has his own story and agenda, but by saying that 'X and Y just isn't so...oh, remember that time when Kanye West raped all of those nuns, locked them inside of their convent and set it ablaze!?' feels like an attempt to silence some of those voices with an 'Oh, here we go again' attitude. I just think that the fact that it keeps going back there is a coincidence, or the game of a bunch of shiftless black people who are more interested in making up hyperboles than mending bridges, moving on or taking responsibility for their own lives. I'm also not going to say that Bush picks on blacks and no one else, so let's not play that round of Oppression Olympics. I'm just saying that I don't remember seeing a lot of evidence to the contrary. Was that all his fault? No. It was piece of shit reporters who made the difference between 'looting' and 'feeding his family' and so forth, but if there was this consensus amongst blacks who were saying the same thing, I'm not about to tell them they're wrong and should behave themselves. Public outcry's a bitch, people's feelings get hurt, but at least the erstwhile president didn't drown.

    Posted by: Jo 'Mama' Besser at November 9, 2010 6:27 PM

    Well, say what you want about the man, but despite his flaws, I do believe he had the guts to do what he thought was right at the time. That's more than I can say for our current president. Here's another W quote from the book tour, "If you chase popularity, you're chasing something that is just a fleeting moment. Principles last forever."

    Posted by: tj at November 9, 2010 9:18 PM

    He and Taylor swift should start a 'Kanye Ruined Our Lives' club.

    Posted by: Ange at November 9, 2010 11:49 PM

    I think racism, or at least classism, played a role in the higher-ups' (not just Bush, and not just Republicans) decision to devote lots of resources to having police try to control the supposed widespread violence and looting that turned out to be almost entirely a matter of rumor, and holding off on things like search and rescue and getting supplies to people in the superdome until these imaginary looters were under control. Take a look at this article for example:

    A series of articles over the past week have confirmed that the widespread reports of massive looting, murder and violence in hurricane-devastated New Orleans were either concocted out of whole cloth or grossly exaggerated. In the first several days after New Orleans was inundated, these stories were disseminated by government officials at the federal, state and local level, and trumpeted by the media in banner headlines and lurid TV accounts.

    ...

    In fact, the picture of rampant lawlessness and violence conjured up by the government and the media served definite and entirely reactionary political purposes. President Bush himself picked up the theme of “lawlessness” shortly after he curtailed his Texas vacation—well after the city had been inundated and the dimensions of the human disaster had become clear—and returned to Washington.

    In an interview on ABC Television’s “Good Morning America” program on September 1, he said, “[T]here ought to be zero tolerance of people breaking the law during an emergency such as this.”

    In making these comments, Bush was continuing a theme already developed by New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin and Louisiana Governor Kathleen Blanco, both Democrats. On August 31, just two days after the hurricane passed over the city, Nagin declared that gangs of looters “are starting to get closer to heavily populated areas—hotels, hospitals, and we’re going to stop it right now.” He moved to shift virtually the entire police force from search-and-rescue to anti-looting duties.

    This longer article gives more detail on how rumors of looting and violence caused a shift in focus from humanitarian efforts to restoring law and order, it's pretty depressing stuff.

    Posted by: Jesse M. at November 10, 2010 12:38 AM

    He meant well, so Abu Ghraib, Guantanamo, Iraq, Katrina, all that, fuck it. Poor guy was just trying to do right by his principles.

    Posted by: Brenton at November 10, 2010 2:45 AM

    He and Taylor Swift should start a 'Kanye Ruined Our Lives' club.

    Except that he actually made Taylor Swift more popular than ever. I had never heard her music before, but now it's pretty much inescapable--and I don't even listen to the radio.

    Posted by: Christina at November 10, 2010 3:12 AM

    That should be the single most telling statement regarding this idiot's presidency.

    It's really just more of the same sad narcissism:

    "The worst part of my entire presidency was when I was hurt."

    Yeah, history will judge you well, eh George? Well, there's always hope. These idiots still think Reagan was a great leader.

    Posted by: protoguy at November 10, 2010 3:15 AM