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What Did One Fat Joke Say to the Other Fat Joke? Fat Joke!

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under TV Reviews | Comments (38)



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Here’s the sole difference between “Mike & Molly,” and every other conventional, laugh track sitcom that revolves around an overweight man and his better-looking love interest: Here, the love interest is overweight, too. “Mike & Molly,” is 21 minutes of fat jokes. Billy Gardell plays Mike Biggs, an overweight cop who makes fat jokes about himself. Melissa McCarthy plays Molly Flynn, a school teacher who makes fat jokes about herself. Swoosie Kurtz plays Molly’s mother, who makes fat jokes about Molly. Katy Mixon plays Molly’s sister, who makes fat jokes about Mike and Molly. Reno Wilson plays Mike’s police partner, who makes fat jokes about Mike. Mike, in turn, makes jokes about the fact that his partner lives with his grandmother.

Not a single one of these jokes are funny.

Chuck Lorre (“Two and a Half Men,” “The Big Bang Theory”) set out to apparently make a conventional laugh-track sitcom that starred people that looked more like the average American. This is exactly what they said about “More to Love” (aka, “The Fatchelor”). And it’s what they said about Paul Blart: Mall Cop. But if you’re going to make a sitcom about real people, Lorre should probably understand better that overweight people do not spend every waking hour making fat jokes about themselves, and their friends and family don’t spend all of their time making fat jokes about them, either. From the best of my understanding, overweight people do not communicate in a secret, fat joke code.

In the opening episode, Mike and Molly meet at an overweights anonymous meeting. They hit it off in between fat jokes. In future episodes, they will extend their courtship over fat jokes. They will likely move in together. In fact, because Molly lives with two of the show’s other co-stars, Mike will probably move in with her, and be an easier target for fat jokes by simple proximity. When Chuck Lorre runs out of fat jokes, he will recycle and rephrase the same fat jokes again. This will probably happen by the third episode. Then they’ll have a kid, probably. And he’ll be fat. And they’ll extend the fat jokes to the child. And America, inexplicably, will love this show. They will eat this shit up. It will be on for the next seven years.

I refuse to watch another minute.









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Comments

Is that the house from Roseanne? Are they repurposing fat people's houses now? Chuck Lorre loves him some one dimensional stereotypes don't he?

Posted by: Mrcreosote at September 21, 2010 3:15 PM

I think Molly is cute.

Posted by: meha at September 21, 2010 3:16 PM

Why is it so hard to depict fat people as, oh, I don't know, regular people? I miss Huge.

Posted by: LowSlash at September 21, 2010 3:17 PM

"You're not fat! You're just big boned!"
"Ma, bones don't jiggle!"

I think that was a "fat joke" from this show. I heard it a commercial for it on the radio. It's not that funny and, in fact, I find the juxtaposition of the words "bones" and "jiggle" to be kind of gross.

I missed this show. I watched parts of "Chase" during halftime of the Monday Night game. Despite a slight oddly shaped face, I find the blonde lead of that show attractive. Overall, it was pretty stupid. Some horrible dialogue. For the short time it's on, I will likely only be flipping to it during MNF commercials to see the pretty, tough-talking blonde lady.

Posted by: Forbiddendonut at September 21, 2010 3:24 PM

I am sad for Sookie from Gilmore Girls. Well, I am happy that she gets a starring role because she is awesome, but she deserves better than this. Which I suppose is just expecting too much from the networks.

Posted by: shell at September 21, 2010 3:34 PM

Mrcreosote:
Roseanne house- that's what I was thinking, too. Possibly the Married With Children house, too.

Posted by: logar at September 21, 2010 3:35 PM

Mccreosote:

Wasn't that the entire plot and point of Roseanne? Minus, ya know, the funny parts, the wit, and the talent?

Posted by: Rowen at September 21, 2010 3:46 PM

Overweights Anonymous? Seriously? Is it online or something? Because let me tell you, as someone who has The Chubbies, I can be invisible, but if you said "That big girl at your office" to my boss, he wouldn't have to think about who you meant.

Posted by: Melodie at September 21, 2010 3:52 PM

Is that the house from Grounded for Life?

Or Roseanne...?


Or every other nondescript sitcom house?

Posted by: nica cola at September 21, 2010 4:10 PM

Damn. Sookie's in this piece of shit, Luke is in that other soon-to-be-canceled thing, Rory is like, dead I think, and Lane and Paris were eaten by grues. It hasn't been good for the cast of Gilmore Girls, has it.

Posted by: figgy at September 21, 2010 4:14 PM

Zack is KILLING IT as Terry on True Blood.

Posted by: coveredinbees at September 21, 2010 4:17 PM

Fat = funny!


Y'know if you're real simple.

Posted by: logan at September 21, 2010 4:26 PM

But Sookie! With the Sookie! And there's Sookie!

TVWorld where overweight people live in crappy houses as though their girth is a metaphor for, ironically, underachievement.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at September 21, 2010 4:33 PM

Too bad I don't watch True Blood, I miss me some Zack. And Lane. And Brian with his deviated septum.

Everytime I see Kirk in a KGB phone commercial I want to cry.

Posted by: grace b at September 21, 2010 4:42 PM

What's really sad is that in GG, Melissa McCarthy played a funny, happy person who found a good guy without ever having to have her character be "the fat chick". In fact GG has three great zaftig women (McCarthy, Sally Struthers and Liz Torres) and it never mattered that any of them was fat at all.

Posted by: PaddyDog at September 21, 2010 5:08 PM

By the way, those of you who don't live in Chicago would be forgiven for thinking that our recent epidemic of shootings is perfectly understandable if that's the caliber of cop we have on the streets.

Posted by: PaddyDog at September 21, 2010 5:10 PM

I don't think I could watch this. Is that really all it is? Melissa McCarthy is so gorgeous and funny; to see her make constant fat jokes about herself would break my heart.

Posted by: wildflower at September 21, 2010 5:27 PM

Ooh you're RIGHT, bees! I remember I actually gasped when I realized it was him. Took me way too long.

Posted by: figgy at September 21, 2010 5:38 PM

You know what sucks about this? When Melissa McCarthy was on the Gilmore Girls I don't remember her weight ever being mentioned at all. Not. Once. Not when she was dating or worried about not having a boyfriend. Not when she got married. Not when she had oodles of kids with Jackson. Never. She was just a person and a character, not a laugh-track waiting to happen or a walking PSA about the overweight. I'm sad for her and those damn Life as We Know It trailers she's in aren't helping.

Posted by: valerie at September 21, 2010 5:52 PM

Dustin has the right feel of it with:

Not a single one of these jokes are funny.

However,

Posted by: PaddyDog at September 21, 2010 5:08 PM
Posted by: PaddyDog at September 21, 2010 5:10 PM

Paddy, I love reading what you write around here, but the fact that the first bemoans the stereotype of "the fat chick" in the sitcom (which I hate as well), followed immediately by the second taking the low-hanging fruit potshot at "the fat guy" stereotype used by the exact same medium? Can't we leave at it's disappointing that BOTH of the starring actors here are forced to make unfunny jokes about their bodies?

Posted by: branded at September 21, 2010 5:57 PM

Zack is KILLING IT as Terry on True Blood.

HOLY CRAP! I don't think I can I unsee it now.

Posted by: jM at September 21, 2010 6:00 PM

i've actually known any number of fat people, who find away to talk about being fat pretty much non-stop. usually self-depracating comments. it gets really uncomfortable after a while.

Posted by: idleprimate at September 21, 2010 6:10 PM

"They will eat this shit up"

boom boom
well played

Posted by: PyD at September 21, 2010 6:36 PM

I have this DVR'd. I was hoping against hope that maybe, just this once, fat people could be, you know, just PEOPLE. On a crappy sitcom.

Well, I'll just watch reruns of BBC shows that have Caroline Quentin as a larger woman who has a job and relationships and solves murders and has wacky misadventures while solving gruesome crimes. Sometimes all at once!

Posted by: lil_a at September 21, 2010 7:05 PM

Embarrassingly, I watched the show, and I think they met at an OverEATERS Anonymous meeting. Where they both did what amounted to stand-up routines when sharing their overeating stories. Because a sense of humor is the only thing that makes a fat person attractive and/or tolerable to John Q. Public.

Posted by: idgiepug at September 21, 2010 7:21 PM

McCarthy's WAY too good for this shit. Embarrassing to admit but I watched an episode of Lipstick Jungle once....kay maybe more than once (Fuck off, I love Brooke Shields)...and on this one episode McCarthy was a bride to be getting her wedding dress designed by the CRAP fashion designer one, and it was all OMG I assumed she'd be sample size but shock horror she's fat, how are we to handle this terrible situation?!! PATHETIC.

Posted by: rebecca h. at September 21, 2010 7:56 PM

Branded:

I see what you mean but it's been a longstanding issue with me that ChiPD allows cops who look just like that out patrolling the streets. Desk jobs: no problem. But when I've just been mugged at gunpoint and I run around the corner to the patrol cop who looks like the guy in the sitcom and he's having trouble breathing just walking down the street, I reserve the right to mock.

Posted by: PaddyDog at September 21, 2010 8:04 PM

"Chuck Lorre (“Two and a Half Men...)"

Ummm... that pretty much guarantees the show will be insufferably stupid.

Posted by: MonkeyHateClean at September 21, 2010 8:23 PM

The same who will watch this show for six seasons will say that Boardwalk Empre and The Big C are boring beacuse they take their time to develop characters and situations.

Here's how season one will play out: Mike will have a huge (no pun intented) crush on Molly and Molly will turn down Mike at first. When molly decides to accept a date from Mike, she'll think that he's a swell guy. Both will go home and make love in one scene- no sex will be shown- and some lie will split them apart for a couple of episode until molly finds out she's pregnant; and the first season will end on a fat joke. Season 2-6 will be renewed faster than you can say the word buffet.

Posted by: Corey Weaver at September 21, 2010 8:51 PM

But when I've just been mugged at gunpoint and I run around the corner to the patrol cop who looks like the guy in the sitcom and he's having trouble breathing just walking down the street, I reserve the right to mock.

Understandably so. I'm just for everyone being fair game, including McCarthy (whom I like) and there being no sacred cows (I'll have to come back with a different allusion for this instance).

Posted by: branded at September 21, 2010 10:20 PM

Chuck Lorre....something something.....Peter Lorre.

Hell, I don't know. I got nothing.

Posted by: alphawhiskey at September 21, 2010 11:17 PM

I wonder what it might be like if "The Cosby Show" was nothing but self-depreciating black jokes, or if "Life Goes On" was just a series of lame jokes about handicapped people or AIDS one-liners. How about if "Will & Grace" was nothing but a show about mean-spirited gay jokes, or "Golden Girls" about how worthless older people are?

The point is even if someone out there thought these jokes were in fact funny, the people who are the subject of them are unlikely to agree. And nobody really wants to watch a show that does little else than to take constant cheap potshots at them. And quite frankly, nobody want to watch a show that goes after the types of people they know and care about either. One errant joke can be accepted or even ignored. An entire episode's worth, and you generally get tired of it really fast and change the channel. We get it. They're fat. Anything else to add? No? *CLICK!

To my knowledge the only show that successfully had a character who was openly ignorant and hurtful on people based on their ethnicity, faith, beliefs or appearance was Archie Bunker. Everyone else in the cast made the point of pointing out the error of his ways. The show might have made jokes on some of the things he said, but never did it suggest it was ever acceptable. And even then he never sat around making jokes about what a pathetic, fat, bigoted, blue-collared Irish Catholic he was. He had a little more self-worth than that.

Posted by: bleujayone at September 22, 2010 8:31 AM

bleujayone:

Although to be fair, "Will and Grace" did mine the lowest stereotypes of gay men for laughs, and for some reason people found that funny. Many of my gay friends work in professional office jobs and they felt that Will and Grace set them back about ten years in terms of being taken seriously.

Posted by: PaddyDog at September 22, 2010 9:03 AM

@PaddyDog

The scariest part is that Will & Grace didn't necessarily start out that way, but gradually got worse as the show sank into self-parody. Given Dustin's review, one wonders how this show will manage to get worse. Not that I don't think they are up to the challenge. You know one of the characters is going to be shown waking up covered in Cheetohs. Maybe we could start a list of expected jokes. I'll start:

Someone tries to hide that they are eating and turns around with chocolate smeared on their face.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at September 22, 2010 11:25 AM

Mrs. Julien:

Another to consider: Fat CPD patrolman misses mugging of Iowa out-of-towners waiting for the Red Line en route to Wrigley Field because said Fat Chicago Cop dropped his slice of deep dish pizza onto the third rail of the EL tracks and was retrieving it.

I love Hollywood cliches of Chicago. Excuse me while I go fire up the tractor and eat something fried for lunch.

Posted by: Booyah at September 22, 2010 12:52 PM

@alphawhiskey if Peter Lorre was in this show I'd watch the shit out of it.

Posted by: LowSlash at September 22, 2010 2:12 PM

OMG THAT GUY IS SOOOOOOOO FAT! AND HIS GIRLFRIEND IS FAT TOO! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Posted by: lol at September 24, 2010 1:06 PM

Here's a thought: What if Mike and Molly benefit from their Overeaters Anonymous connection and actually lose appreciable weight over the course of the season? That would be different and maybe uplifting, no?

Okay. Can't do that on TV. Sorry I mentioned it.

Posted by: Jerry Kenney at September 24, 2010 2:55 PM