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"War Planets" / Twig Collins

TV Reviews | June 24, 2009 | Comments (20)


I’m an adamant believer that there aren’t many stories that are mortally flawed in concept, and it’s more the execution where things go horribly wrong. Few movies exist, no matter how badly they tanked in the theatre, no matter how thin or ridiculous the setup, that can’t be rewritten effectively with a little more attention to detail, characterization and intent.

One of the reasons I believe this is because of a old kids’ show called “War Planets.” (Or “War Planets: Shadow Raiders,” because why use two words when four will do?) “War Planets” comes from Mainframe Entertainment (now Rainmaker Animation), who most of us who are hopeless dorks will remember as the company that created “ReBoot,” a show that really has no direct competition in terms of style, script or brilliance until you start thinking in terms of Pixar. Mainframe Studios was a powerhouse of a company during the 1990s, with “ReBoot” as its star attraction. Not only were the shows spectacular for their visuals, the stories and characters were dynamic and complex, the story arcs were all well developed and the only real challenger to their complete domination of the entire decade might be “Roughnecks: Starship Trooper Chronicles,” another show that had no business being as good as it was.

And then Mainframe made “War Planets,” and “War Planets” fucking rocked. No show based off a crappy, disposable children’s toy should ever be this well put together. I don’t even think the toy was on the shelves for more than the first few episodes of the show, and I have no idea how they kept the budget to pull off the entire series, but it is a testament to the idea that a little thought and a little determination can pull a good story out of practically anything.

“War Planets” concerns a small system of four worlds, each with their own abundant resource — Fire, Rock, Ice and Bone (no they never explain that last one, just go with it) — who are in a state of constant war, as they need to constantly pillage each other’s resources to survive. Across the universe, a planet of living computers — Planet Tek — is being devoured by the Beast Planet, an unstoppable Death Star — style giant planet that roams the universe eating other worlds whole. It’s a creepy opening, and they don’t bother dialing back much on the idea of total planetary genocide throughout the show.

Princess Tekla escapes the destruction of her homeworld and — pursued by the Beast — attempts to warn others of their oncoming annihilation. Meanwhile, a battle rages between the insect-like warriors of Planet Ice and the bulky invaders of Planet Rock. Graveheart (yes, the names aren’t terribly subtle), a soldier of Rock, attempts to negotiate with the King of Ice, just as Tekla crash-lands on the planet and the Beast show up.

So begins a nice firefight and a surprisingly expansive journey, as the different planets learn to overcome, ignore, or tolerate their differences in order to join up to fight the Beast. Throughout the series, we come to learn about many of the inhabitants of all the different worlds, most of whom seem quite happy to die rather than get along. So: It’s pretty much like real politics.

A lot of thought went into the different civilizations, each one with its own unique visual style and backstory, and the animation quality is pretty damn good for TV, especially considering its age. Neither the dialogue or pacing has the feel of a children’s show and stands up next to a lot of regular, grown-up storytelling as well. An example: After landing on Planet Ice, the commander of the Rock troops gives the order to move out. All of them look to Graveheart, ostensibly just another soldier, but it’s only after he nods that they move on. One simple, subtle gesture sums up a considerable amount of his backstory, and raises a lot of questions to be answered, in just a few seconds.

It’s a great hidden gem of a show, with good voice acting, creative ideas, good villains, warrior babes, a prison planet, Shakespeare quotes, creatures made of bits of universe with a helmet on top — if you have kids, if you liked “ReBoot,” if you dig well-developed sci-fi universes or if you’ve watched “Mansquito” one too many times and need a change, you could do way worse than “War Planets.”

Here’s the first part of the first episode:

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Comments

I loved reebot and watched it every week. Apparently, I've also watched a couple of episodes of War Planets without knowing it. My kids seem to enjoy it a lot.

Posted by: admin at June 24, 2009 10:12 AM

I've never seen this, but now I want to. Good review.

Posted by: Snath at June 24, 2009 10:23 AM

yeah, totally good review. i can totally see myself getting high and eating cereal and watching this.

as i am now doing.

Posted by: gp at June 24, 2009 10:27 AM

Well done on the title, Twig.

Posted by: Sean at June 24, 2009 10:30 AM

Marry me. Right now.

“Roughnecks: Starship Trooper Chronicles,” another show that had no business being as good as it was.

... my body is yours.

Posted by: Vermillion at June 24, 2009 10:35 AM

Wow! That's a step beyond the normal kiddie cartoons. Thanks for the introduction.

Now for a general beef. WHY DO FEMALE ALIENS ALWAYS HAVE PROMINENT BOOBS?

Why don't they have udders every now and then? Udders are sexy. I've seen them in action. On Halloween, a lady where I work wore a cow costume to work. It was a big, baggy, black and white spotted jumpsuit with a hood and ears, and had a big plastic pink udder with hard, erect teats attached around the groin area. Despite the fact that this was the least sexy costume you can imagine, EVERY man in the office asked if he could touch the "them."

By the way, "teats" are pronounced "tits." That's why they're call "tits." It annoys me when people pronounce it "teets" like it's some foreign body part.

Posted by: BWeaves at June 24, 2009 10:52 AM

Before I start watching an old show I will potentially get attached to I want to know:

- how many episodes are there?
- does it end in a meaningful way or was it just taken off the air?

I liked the review. I just want to protect myself from hurt.

Posted by: Kerim Can at June 24, 2009 10:52 AM

Kerim

Astonishingly, 'War Planets' is a complete show with a completed storyline. Buildup, climax, denouement. 26 episodes. Available on Netflix.

Posted by: twig at June 24, 2009 10:58 AM

I love this show. I only know it a "Shadow Raiders" and I think I have seen every episode.

And Reboot was an obsession of mine when it was originally on. It had some awesome story arcs and show/movie spoofs. It was simply ALPHANUMERIC!

Posted by: Tra at June 24, 2009 10:59 AM

Shadow Raiders was AMAZING, I watched every episode many many times when I was a kid, it was kind of a perfect politics-for-kids show and a really fun adeventuresque space war war amazing. Delicious! And I read somewhere it was supposed to have a third season, the ending does leave some loose stuff, but at the same time it offered a satisfying closure to the main topics. Anyway, that's something that could be rebooted or something, with 3-D I-MAX and stuff like that would be gareat.

Posted by: zito at June 24, 2009 11:37 AM

Female aliens always have enormous boobs because that's how evolution works: long-term, chicks with big tits are nature's plan through survival of the fittest.

But that said, Mainframe also developed the pretty-compelling Transformers:Beast Wars. They had a thing goin' on, and it was interesting to watch.

Posted by: hater from siloam springs at June 24, 2009 11:55 AM

People remember Reboot? This makes me so happy. I remember they all had terrible computery names. "Dot Matrix"= classic.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at June 24, 2009 1:17 PM

Are you sure about the Netflix thing? I'm looking now and I can't find it.

Posted by: Shena at June 24, 2009 2:34 PM

Shena;

Try "Shadowraiders." All one word.

Posted by: twig at June 24, 2009 2:41 PM

Oh man, ReBoot? Best Saturday morning cartoon (way better than Disney-fied Doug).

I've got a lot of spare time this summer so maybe I'll give this a try.

Posted by: kelsy at June 24, 2009 2:54 PM

Hmmmmm. I was never able to get into this - I don't know if it was the voice talent or the character design, but the show never really worked for me. Perhaps I should try it again.

Reboot & Beastwars were fantastic.

"Crikey Binky, I think we've bought it!"

Posted by: Lauren at June 24, 2009 4:32 PM

Gotta second the guys above: you can't do a whole review of a Mainframe show without mentioning Beast Wars. You just CAN'T.

I unapologetically love that stupid show about dinosaurs fighting monkeys, and yet I would rather weep tears of blood than go see ROTF. And the sad thing is I actually have a defensible position on that one.

Posted by: BlackMage at June 24, 2009 6:43 PM

I've never heard of this 'War Planets' business, but perhaps I should check it out. I loved ReBoot as a kid, and can remember rushing home from school in time to catch Beast Wars.

I liked the velociraptor.

Posted by: Daniel Hall at June 24, 2009 6:53 PM

Oh god my childhood. And that's possibly the first time I can say that in joy. I LOVED ReBoot, I LOVED Beast Wars (the velociraptor was also my favourite, closely followed by the cheetah) and I think I watched at least a few eps of this show.

Now I kind of want to get Netflix. Just to get the show.

Posted by: Cuno at June 24, 2009 8:39 PM

wowzer...love the Mainframe love! They started down the street from us, and we were all like...VFS kids, man. We don't need the schoolin'...we is self-taught and tight as them! Heh - they're all very connecty, like a fraternity or masons. I wish to goodness I tried to get in instead of staying with my chumpy companies!

They are also frightening talents...I'm so glad to hear how many people connected to their work.

Posted by: replica at June 25, 2009 4:01 PM