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By Katelyn Anne | Posted Under TV Reviews | Comments (30)



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For all intents and purposes, “Glee” doing The Rocky Horror Picture Show made sense. Will pretty much nailed it: Rocky Horror is a show for outcasts as much as “Glee” is a club for outcasts. But just because something makes sense doesn’t mean it works. The episode was fun and had a lot of the requisite elements for a good send up, but there were just a few missing pieces. Maybe it has to do less with what was missing and more to do with what the focus of the episode was.

Will is desperate. Again. Refusing to get over Emma makes him look so damn dumb. Emma, for her part, is doing fantastically. It must be all that dental work Carl is giving her. She’s shedding some of her more obsessive tendencies, but still maintains a strong sense of self; by all accounts she’s healthy and in a great relationship with a sexy dentist. But because Will isn’t getting the attention he wants, he decides he needs to try and weasel his way back into Emma’s heart once again. After mentioning that she loves The Rocky Horror Picture Show and how much fun she’s having with Carl, Will gets a light bulb and remembers that, Aha!, he’s decided to do the show for the school musical. God bless Jayma Mays for playing the look right; her mouth said, “Oh neat,” but her eyes said, “Bitch, please.” So Will decides that his master plan of winning back his woman who doesn’t want to be won will work out fine and runs off to tell his Gleers that they’ll be doing Rocky Horror for the musical.

By making the conflict about the Will/Emma/Carl love triangle, the episode was weakened. There were more interesting subplots (the Sue sabotage and the boys’ insecurity issues) that were used sparingly, but may have worked better as the main conflict. Even working with the public outrage that was alluded to would have been a more interesting option. But instead, we’re forced to remember that Will craves affection and will orchestrate a damn musical to get it. This has to be the biggest issue with the episode. Will is an unsympathetic character since he’s gone from divorcee to sad sack stalker guy and yet we’re supposed to root for him as he tries to steal away a woman in a healthy relationship.

Of course, the upside to watching Will play lothario is getting to see Emma’s beloved dentist in action. John Stamos is killing it with his Carl character. He’s fun, emotionally mature and sexy. Basically, Carl is the man Will wishes he was, which causes Will to pout and harrumph his way through Carl’s smiles and dance numbers. Hell, missed cues or not, Stamos owns the character and certainly fills the hole that needs filling. Apparently, Emma thinks so, too, because in spite of Will’s shirtless dancing and pleading glances, she’s sticking with Carl. It’s unfortunate to think that the central conflict was so easily wrapped up: Will wants Emma, Emma’s still with Carl, stop the musical. It seems like Will has made the “If I love you, I must let you be,” speech a hundred times already and it makes the Will and Emma relationship appear less “will they/won’t they” and more “will they please shut up?”

Since the main plot seemed to suck the wind out of the sails, the subplots were largely unexplored. Finn finds out that he’ll be appearing in his underwear on stage and promptly becomes the most self-conscious person in existence. Upon finding no real sympathy from Rachel and getting flack about his sloppy joe habits, Finn goes to Sam for fitness advice. First, it’s extremely hard to believe that any football player would be clueless about fitness, especially the quarterback who’s life revolves around sports. And secondly, I’m a little worried about Sam. Yes, his non-existent flab grab was in jest, but that could be a sign of body dysmorphic disorder. Sam is this show’s Taylor Lautner with his contractual bare-chested antics and yet he admits to hating himself after eating a hot dog? Obviously, eating disorders and body image complexes aren’t as prevalent in young men as it is with young women, but the joke was still strange. Boys are seeing the way girls swoon for the hunky meatheads and are starting to develop the same body issues that young girls develop. It was funny to see Finn walk down the hallway in his skivvies in an attempt to gain confidence, but hopefully the character conflict of struggling with body issues won’t be dropped and will be explored further. Sam and Finn were much more complex when they were discussing their worries and frustrations and it would be a shame to see that detail wasted.

The other subplot involved the school’s most impressive pumpkin carver, Sue Sylvester. She met with Meat Loaf and the original Brad to discuss sabotaging the show with an op/ed expose on the horrors of letting a public school do Rocky Horror. With the guarantee of a local Emmy, Sue accepts and joins the Glee club to help out with the production. The Sue’s Corner piece was never aired, though, after Will confronted Sue about it after Becky showed him the tape. Sue, acted as the voice of reason, asking Will why he was pushing the kids to do something so risque when kid’s should not be used as a tool to fight artistic and cultural boundaries. Will admitted his wrong doing and made amends by cancelling the show and only letting the Glee club kids perform for themselves.

Perhaps the line is too tenuous, but considering how recent the GQ spread came out it almost felt like there was a bit of a mea culpa in this episode. Between the boys being worried about their bodies being too exposed and Sue calling out Will for exploiting kids to gain attention, the show’s actions seemed to be saying “Let kids be kids! Don’t expose them to too much, regardless of whether or not they’ll find it on their own.” Of course, that being said, one would have to assume that there was a carefully timed publicity motive in releasing panty shots right before an episode involving corsets and “heavy sweating” and goodness knows shenanigans like that would never happen.

Even if the plot was weak and seemed a little too conveniently tied to the drama surrounding the show, the best part of this week was the music. Santana kicked off the night with her performance of “Science Fiction/Double Feature.” It wasn’t my favorite number of the show, but I really enjoyed it and thought it set the precedent for the approach to the musical numbers. The sequence was a direct copy of the iconic scene and indicated that the show was going to do its best to be faithful to the numbers.

Next was an interrupted performance of “There’s a Light (Over at the Frankenstein Place).” This is where Lea Michele’s talent really shines, she’s best at the vocals in stage numbers and I thought she was a good fit for Janet alongside Finn/Brad. This number also allowed the whole chorus to sing and have fun with the song. As nice as it is to hear some of the better performers belt out some solos, New Directions works great as an ensemble.

“Dammit, Janet,” was another great number. Finn waffles between being charming and obnoxious and in this episode he was charming. His dopey but sincere character worked well as Finn and it was nice to see him have fun with a song rather than just let Rachel tell him what songs they will be singing. Along the lines of fun and goofy, “Hot Patootie” was great. Stamos feels like an honest casting endeavor now that he’s gotten to show off his musical talents and character a bit. The fact that Carl isn’t just being used as eye candy, but also ear candy is great.

The funny element was lost a bit with “Sweet Transvestite.” Mercedes belted that song with a capital “b” and I enjoyed listening to her, but the song still felt off. It was a shame that Mike Chang was forbidden to play the part, because it would have been fun to see him perform it, but without the gender bending aspect of the character, Frank-n-Furter fell really flat. Part of the issue may have been the styling though, if Mercedes had come down the elevator in a teased out afro wig and strong makeup that styled her to look a little more angular, it may have worked, but instead of getting a girl playing a man playing a woman playing a scientist, we got a girl in a corset and so it didn’t quite work. However, I couldn’t begrudge Mercedes for wanting to claim a lead and she should be proud of herself. She’s no dummy and knows that most of the leads will go to Rachel and so she decided to grab her opportunity.

Loved Emma’s “Touch-a, Touch-a, Touch-a, Touch Me,” because she owned that song. Emma’s character is basically Janet and it’s always great to see a mousy little character like that get her freak on. Plus, she sang it very well. Hated the Will pop-up of “Creature of the Night!” I knew it was coming, but his face coming out of nowhere scared the crap out of me. But his strangeness was worth it to see Santana and Brittany be the voyeurs Magenta and Columbia, respectively.

Best number was “Time Warp,” but then again “Time Warp” will always be the best number. It’s a great song and the New Directions group did a great job with it and I really enjoyed the performance. Chris Colfer was a fantastic Riff Raff and set the whole theme for the performance.

The music may have been some of the strongest for a whole episode, but the main plot felt off because it focused so heavily on Schuester. The Rocky Horror Picture Show isn’t about chasing after someone who’s rejected you, it’s about owning your inner freak and embracing who you dream to be. Hopefully, after another week hiatus, the show will get back on track and go back to ignoring Will Schuester.









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Comments

I have no sympathy for Will - he's completely pathetic. So much so that it seem almost intentional? Maybe we're *not* supposed to like the "main" character. I sure don't. Can't wait to see Stamos take him down a peg or two.

Posted by: Poptart at October 28, 2010 11:16 AM

I had one big issue with the episode, and that was the accepted viewpoint that high schools don't do The Rocky Horror Show. Yes they do. Unless it's a performing arts school, it's a highly edited version of the show, but they do it. They also do Sweeney Todd, Chicago, and Cabaret. The defense is artistic merit and exposure to the arts, while the criticism is they're children. Only Sue brought up the actual defense and it was facetious. Buckling to Sue pressure and claiming the show shouldn't be performed by high school students was a cop out.

The great success for me was seeing that Ryan Murphy is committed to bumping Brittany and Santana up to regular supporting characters, not just bit featured characters like Artie or Becky. It's like Mercedes and Quinn have been pushed back to let Santana and Brittany step forward more. This is a smart move. Their chemistry is great. I was so happy Brittany and Santana got multiple solos in the episode, especially during "Touch-a, Touch-a, Touch-a, Touch Me." For once, the show actually used genuine musical conventions while referencing the source material. If every narrative-driven song was used like that on the show, I'd be happy.

Posted by: Robert at October 28, 2010 11:16 AM

Becky had the best line of the night: "Give me chocolate or I'll cut you." I was psyched to see the writers show a more assertive and brassy side of Becky -- I admit, I kinda wanted her to actually cut Will, who has become an impotent, slobbering dickhead.

Posted by: Donut Plains at October 28, 2010 11:28 AM

Can we please talk about how Matthew Morrison's face does not look right on his body? Has anyone else noticed this? I don't know if it's the way he's styled on the show or what, but it's really distracting. It's like someone photoshopped the head of my middle school Spanish teacher onto the body of a male model. And it's not that his face is unattractive, it just doesn't look like it belongs above his torso.

This has seriously been bothering me since Tuesday's episode aired. I just need to get it out there.

Posted by: burpany at October 28, 2010 11:44 AM

Favorite quote, from Santana: "Earlier today Artie asked if he could make a gigantic omelet when I'm done with the ostrich eggs I'm smuggling in my bra"

I'm just starting to get into this show, and I was very much looking forward to this ep, but it definitely fell short. The less of that damn Shuester the better. Or any adult save for Sue and The Stamos, for that matter.

Posted by: logar at October 28, 2010 11:49 AM

I actually liked the Will plot line last night. Usually, we are supposed to root for him even though we all know that he is douchey. The show rarely ever lets his desperation shine through without painting it as heroic. But tonight, he was pathetic and the show didn't try to portray him as chivalrous. To me, that was part of the fun of the episode. We could finally all openly cringe at Will's attempts to be the center of attention in everyone's world. He has not the hero in this episode who came at the Glee kids with a STRAIGHT UP LIFE LESSON, YO! For the first time, we had Sue as the responsible educator who was educating Will. I thought that was a nice flip, and her local-Emmy obsession made it believable.

Posted by: Ruth at October 28, 2010 11:51 AM

He WAS not the hero... my typo demons always seem to come out on Pajiba!

Posted by: Ruth at October 28, 2010 11:52 AM

Given the artificial brouhaha about the cast members doing "provocative" posing in magazines, should make this particular "crossover" (read, another fucking TV show with no ideas continually pirating older, more substantial fare) iffy at best.

In other words, can't whine about the sexualization of the cast outside of the show when the Rocky Horror source material has sexualization written all over it, unless they aren't doing the source material justice. This indicates manufactured "outrage" and therefore not genuine. Poser in magazine says, "it doesn't reflect who I truly am", as if the character is this also? The cognitive dissonance these people can possess is startling. Then they proceed to water-down a piece of Americana for fake nostalgia (you can look at the original any time without this reboot bullshit) and piss on the essence of what makes this film memorable.

Long and short, fucked both ways. Thus, fuck this show. I'm sick of the momentary tempests in teapots that get these shows exposure and buzz but at the end of the day these are manufactured crises, the publicity machines at work to get any little piece of dreck a lasting impression, milking it (and you) for all they can. Meanwhile, no one wants to say that this show sucks and has no staying power because it has to keep "rebooting" material of yore.

Fucking travesty.

Is that clearer today?

Posted by: Recondite at October 28, 2010 12:31 PM

Mercedes as Frank-n-Furter really was a let down.

And I couldn't help but notice that she kept singing "sensational Transylvania" instead of "transsexual Transylvania."

Is there some sort of TV rating rule that you can only mention transvestites a certain amount of times the way there is one with dropping f-bombs?

Quinn made a crappy Magenta too. Bah.

Posted by: nicacola at October 28, 2010 12:45 PM

I know I've already been all over this on the Facebooks, but I was TRULY annoyed at some of the lyric changes- why is it ok to sing "transvestite" but not "transsexual"? How is "heavy sweating" less sexually fraught than "heavy petting," exactly? And, seriously, "bad fretting"? Ugh. I think I was in part annoyed by the Touch Me changes because of the dirty nature of the ENTIRE SONG (why not just leave it out, then?) and the fact that Brit and Santana were doing the moaning thing outside the window. I also didn't like the Mercedes-as-Frank thing, on account of how he's a man dressed as a woman, and that's the whole point. I get what they were trying to do, I suppose, but that doesn't mean I have to agree with it, or like it. And I loved Kurt as Riff Raff, but was REALLY annoyed by the fact that he sang the first 2 lines of Time Warp and then Brad sang the rest?! What the hell?! *Also*, and I realize that it's only an hour program and they're going to use the songs everybody knows, but there was NOTHING from the second act. It would have been awesome to see Kurt do Riff Raff's end bit, with the "They NEVER liked me!"

In spite of that, I did enjoy some of the performances (Finn & Rachel were terrifically Brad & Janet, and I did like the Touch Me number, even though I had some problems with it). I loved Carl (and I keep calling him Hot Carl and then being grossed out, p.s. I wish they'd named him something else) and I loved Brit and Santana as Columbia and Magenta. I guess there really was no good boy to play Frank, with Kurt being Riff Raff, and I get (and even agree with) that decision. I loved Sue on the stage, making her notes ("pacing problems"- hee hee!) and the Halloween edition of How Sue Cs It. I do like that Will seemed to finally realize he's kind of an ass, although it was tempered with him dishing out some more ass at the end there. I really, REALLY hope he and Emma don't get back together. And, agreed about the boys' body dysmorphia storyline. Hopefully that doesn't fall by the wayside.

Posted by: Anna von Beav at October 28, 2010 1:00 PM

I had been waiting for Puck to be Frank-N-Furter since I heard about the show's idea. How awesome would have Hot Puck all done up in tranny gear and fishnets been? Wasted opportunity Show.

As for Mercedes being the lead, I appreciate the way the show approached her motivation, but the execution was weak. Her hair was a hot mess, the make-up was wrong and the shoes sucked. She should have played it as a man dressed as a woman, and while I love her voice, they could have dialed down the power notes a skosh.

Loved Kurt as Riff Raff, and I thought Tina did great at Colombia. At least there was no JewFro in this episode. After the Britney episode, I never want to see his pervy butt again.

Posted by: Vee at October 28, 2010 1:35 PM

I thought it was painfully obvious in this episode that Corey Montieth's (sp? -- don't care) voice is NOT good, despite all the monkeying with auto-tune.

I also think that Will has become the male Rachel. He honestly proposed that he play the Creature??? Right, because the "Touch Me" number wouldn't be at all inappropriate done with Rachel! That takes narcissism to a dangerous level.

Posted by: jimbob at October 28, 2010 1:41 PM

My issues: most people watching glee don't get Rocky Horror (all of my sorority) . People who do love Rocky Horror don't want to see it disneyafied on Glee (me). Even people who love both (again me) don't want people who don't appreciate Rocky Horror to get a hold of it through Glee. Now when I tell people I'm going to the experience Saturday night and I can't go to the shitty frat party, instead of saying "Rocky Horror? What's that" they say "Rocky Horror? That weird thing on Glee?." Pisses me off! Pardon my outburst. I'm sick of dumb bitches and Glee brought them out in full force.

despite all of this I still loved Stamos's Hot Patootie. But that was it.

Posted by: E-Money at October 28, 2010 2:05 PM

Vee, totally with you on Puck being Frank-N-Furter, he would have rocked those tights!

Also I thought Damnit Janet was adorable.

Come on Jimbob, the singing lessons are starting to pay off, Monteith is getting a little better.

Posted by: Mebe at October 28, 2010 2:34 PM

I think I was in part annoyed by the Touch Me changes because of the dirty nature of the ENTIRE SONG (why not just leave it out, then?)

I am so with you, Anna von Beav. Frankly, how many teenagers would understand the term "heavy petting" anyway? No one says that, so "heavy sweating" was actually MORE sexually obvious IMO.

I really loved "Dammit Janet", mostly because of the background singers. And I loved "Sweet Transvestite" musically, but the whole idea was just wrong. Ditto to everyone else.

I actually hated Tina as Columbia, especially compared to Britney. Dunno, too precious or something. And I must be in the minority, but I thought Time Warp was wasted and boring. It felt obligatory, which I imagine it was.

I really want to attend The Experience this year (I never have). Let's see, how to convince the husband...

Posted by: Patty O'Green at October 28, 2010 3:17 PM

Stamos owns the character and certainly fills the hole that needs filling.

Do I dare make the obvious joke here?

ps- Glee was a good concept at first. Now it's just crap. This show was make-or-break for me...and boy did it break.

Posted by: Spaghatta Nadle (formerly popejenn) at October 28, 2010 3:35 PM

I understand why they felt like they had to have Finn sing during Time Warp, as they were obviously the stronger parts that maybe Kurt couldn't do, but for god's sake, how can he remember doing the Time Warp if he just walked into the damn place?!

I was disturbed by the fact that Will chose to be Rocky, knowing what a disturbing scene he would have had with Rachel had the play gone through.

I was horrified by Quinn's attempt at Magenta....ugh.

Yes, last night was a letdown.

Posted by: feramones at October 28, 2010 3:40 PM

I'm with anyone who wasn't impressed with this episode of glee or, for what matters, any episode after the december break last year. the show started like a sarcastic and ironic version of high school music. it had a lot of election mood to it but like any of his show ryan murphy like his ideas just as long as he can sell them good. "wait? you are saying people won't get the irony and I need to high school musical it more just keep some of the most clear snark? let's just do that and kill the spirit of the show!"
he wants to be cool but not too cool or he's scared he'll run all the kids off. just own it man, don't be such a scared pussy. you wanna be mean be mean you wanna be the new little house in the prairie do that but dont just hysterically form one to the other without any sense of narrative continuity, it's giving me a migraine.
dont water down rocky horror so the masses can get it, cause what they are getting isn't rocky horror any longer.

Posted by: rio at October 28, 2010 3:49 PM

@ Vee

I'm soooo glad that someone else mentioned this. Mercedes is more annoying to me than Will is. Screeching and screaming isn't singing.

And I agree with Patty as well. It didn't help that, some one said earlier, that Kurt only sing the very beginning and that was it. I don't get it. I'm tired of Glee now.

Posted by: Candee at October 28, 2010 3:52 PM

They should have done Little Shop of Horrors. I mean really, it HAS a dentist in it! I am LOVING Stamos on the show, but this ep kind of pissed me off. The best part of Glee making a semi-hash of RHPS was the plethora of youtube clips of various original and/or BETTER versions that flooded Pajibook. Like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lilv4d9Z7o8&feature=related

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at October 28, 2010 4:34 PM

I think the show could have made Mercedes as Frank-N-Furter a great take on the character, but they dialed it back too much and in the process lost it. Hell, they gave both Magentas fright wigs, they could have given Mercedes something that resembled Frank's poof instead of what basically is a standard high school prom hairdo. It's also a song about Frank being proud of who he is - "a sweet transvestite" and "not much of a man, but one hell of a lover." It could have been a great opportunity for Mercedes to strut her stuff as a "bigger" girl in the spirit of the song being about celebrating oneself, but for most of it they had her standing still - or at least, not moving from the one spot she was planted in on the stage. Freakin' Tim Curry STRUTTED his way through that number, and that's what should have happened here.

Posted by: luthien26 at October 28, 2010 4:51 PM

Will is DEFINITELY an unsympathetic character. Look at how Emma is blossoming now that she's with Carl (and who can blame her?) - and all Will can think about is how to steal her away. Blech. Maybe he and Rachel should hook up - they're both fairly terrible human beings.

The whole episode felt like a big letdown.

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at October 28, 2010 6:46 PM

I am totally using the word "nuttage" on a regular basis

Posted by: badhorse666 at October 28, 2010 6:56 PM

I did not like this ep. Almost every male in Glee ended up being excluded from the production, all for Will's fucking ego. Oh, sure: we can keep the wheelchair-bound one and the gay one--they don't compete with Will's desperation.

Will Schuester, were he real, would be a despicable human being with no business being around children. How many fucking epiphanic episodes can he have without ever actually growing up?

Posted by: ahamos at October 28, 2010 7:52 PM

I actually hated Tina as Columbia, especially compared to Britney. Dunno, too precious or something.

Patty O', I was torn about that... I liked Britney better as far as the moves and in general, but Tina's voice is much closer to Little Nell's, and that's what Columbia sounds like to me. I wished Tina had done the "creature of the night" line in Touch Me.


AND now that badhorse mentions it, seriously, "nuttage" was ok, but all the rest of the stuff that wasn't, wasn't?!

Posted by: Anna von Beav at October 28, 2010 7:53 PM

And also, did anybody else notice that the HIGH SCHOOL GLEE CLUB managed to get a working 1-person elevator with wrought-iron gating? Or a gigantic rolling metal tank? Does Schuester moonlight as a metallurgist?

And natch, after blowing the imaginary budget on those under-used props, they never actually recoup any of it by, say, running the show.

Dammit, now I'm angry again.

Posted by: ahamos at October 28, 2010 8:21 PM

Finn got sympathy from Rachel she tried to make him feel better saying she thought he was the hottest guy in school and she defending him telling the others they were rude .

He has never done that for her.

The adult storyline was weak and Kurt's are so after school special.. Get back to scheming Rachel so the show can be fun.

Posted by: Frank at October 29, 2010 12:14 AM

Belated, but they wanted John Stamos to play Frank but then the network people shot that one down pretty fast. I guess they've been having enough problems from the Parents Television Council aka the Fun Police.

Posted by: carolyn at October 30, 2010 2:57 PM

At this point, I just want Sue Sylvester and John Stamos to merge into some kind of glorious black unicorn monster and take over glee club, but you know after ass raping will schuester with their +5 horn of unholy blight.

They could make a tap dancing number out of it with Mike Chang and Tina as back up.

Posted by: Yankee Sodomite at October 31, 2010 3:46 PM

You do have to admit that it was better than the Brittney Spears episode.

Posted by: badhorse666 at November 10, 2010 3:07 PM